Ruin a Wish

mew4ever23 · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:30 am

Granted. The fish in the the deep blue sea are joyous. So much so that they don't notice the sharks attacking them.

topofsm wrote:

Have a nice Ian! You'll have to feed him and walk him 3 times a day and take him to school and teach him to talk and raise him and send him off to college with your pitiful minimum-wage style life.

(lol, nicely played.)

I wish i had a laptop.

ready for prime time · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:33 am

it explodes. mwah, mwah, mwaaahhhh.

i wish for a railway spike.

Didymus · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:57 am

You get a railway spike. Unfortunately, a train derails right at the place where that spike used to be. The police, upon investigating, find the spike in your possession, and you are charged with being a terrorist. You are sent to Guantanamo Prison, where you are "interrogated" by the army.

I wish the Boogie Man lived on the moon instead of under my bed.

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

Granted, but now there is a vacancy under your bed. The new occupant will be 'The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy!'

I wish I had $0.25 for every time someone made a spelling mistake.

ChickenLeg · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:31 am

Wish granted. You now carry an ever-growing sack of quarters that eventually break your back and crushes you to death.

I wish for some cherry pie.

topofsm · **Posted:** Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:29 am

Granted! Here's a pic of it. -> .
The pic is the actual size of the pie.

I wish that Didymus' head would a splode.

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:33 am

It a splode, but someone from the future comes & shoots you before you have the chance to make Didy's head a splode.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.

barwhack · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:03 pm

The next morning, you ride the bus to school only to discover a giant gnawing gaping grinormous gangle-muffin there, in place of the school building that you had come to so loathe. It appears to be undulating with peristalsis and -- from your now-defuncnt-biology-class memories (and the muffled screams of the unfortunate still-living eaten) -- you figure that means it's ready to swallow and digest the lot of you in the bus (and the bus maybe). Terror and meyhem ensue.

I wish for peace on earth.

Droideka · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:07 pm

BOOM! It's peaceful. Unfortunately, every last human being is dead.

I wish I had some Pringles.

ChickenLeg · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:19 pm

Wish granted! They're at the store shelf, and security there is tight.

I wish I had stuff.

DS_Kid · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:45 pm

You and your stuff have fun together for a long time, and after awhile, you propose to it. It accepts the marriage, but before wedding day, is run over by an ice cream truck.

I wish that I could have all the cherry water in the world.

barwhack · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:46 am

That wish is quite granted. You are approximately the size of the Washington Monument now, but glutinously grinning. Then you pop *fooosh!*, and it's all over. Your town is flooded by DSK-flavored cherry water.

I wish I knew.

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:55 am

That is too easy, man. If you KNEW what went on in the world, you'd commit suicide... So you do. The end.

I WISH I HAD

I WISH I HAD

I WISH I HAD

A SPOOOOOOOOOOOON

mew4ever23 · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:05 am

Granted, but your spoon is too big.

I wish i owned the internet

barwhack · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:31 am

One internet coming up. And the RIAA and Algore sues you for all your money, your wife/husband/other, your car(s), your hair, your blood and your ... "tubes"? Senetor Ted Stevens must have been talking to Algore... they win, you're gutted, you die sue'd.

I wish for my mommy.

Sbemailman · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:37 pm

POOF! Your mommy appears right in front of you. Two bad it's only half of her.

I wish for a wagon full of pancakes.

DS_Kid · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:51 pm

You get the wagon fulla' pancakes, but they don't come with any syrup, and you can't afford any right now because I said so.

I wish that the moon was made of cheese.

Sbemailman · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:57 pm

Blam! The moon is now made out off cheese, but after a month it goes bad and stinks everything up, and everyone on earth beats the crap out of you for wishing it was made of cheese.

I wish I had a laptop.

WierdAlFan · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:11 pm

granted, but your not careful, and it overheats. you now have a lightly
browned laptop.

i want and ice cold doctor pepper.

StrongSadSympathizer · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:48 pm

There ya go. You grab the Dr. Pepper...unfortunately it's so frozen it's a chunk of solidified, undrinkable ice. That cold enough for ya?

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

Sbemailman · **Posted:** Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:04 am

Wish granted your school burns down. Now all the teachers are out of jobs... and your parents, for some reason, let them all live in your house!

I wish for $99.99.

WierdAlFan · **Posted:** Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:45 am

you get it. then you fall into a giant spike pit. wouldn't you have rather wished for anti-spike armor?

i wish upon a star.

Didymus · **Posted:** Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:53 am

*BLING!!* You are now upon a star. Hope you have plenty of sunscreen! Enjoy the 6000k temperatures!

I wish Smeg would catch on fire.

barwhack · **Posted:** Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:20 am

WOWCHIE! I'm glad to be circum... <nevermind>

Well, then. Lots of people in China are now crippled from burns and out of work. China undergoes an entertainment "dust bowl" for many years.

[s]I wish didymus's first name was epi.[/s]
[EDIT]: Smeg bursts into flame, and fangoriously gives up the ghost, finding himself roaming the sadder hunting ground, where the saints aren't marching in, and where the grass is completely burnt: over the fence and lost; poor guy.

I wish INSTEAD (see next post) for a happy hunting ground!

Didymus · **Posted:** Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:42 am

barwhack · **Posted:** Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:49 pm

All right, full stop; reboot
I wish for some Fruit Loops, with whole milk and extra sugArs.
And for a blessed +6 rustproof helm of brilliance.

Sbemailman · **Posted:** Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:56 pm

OOPS! To much sugar it all lands on you and you suffocate and die.
When it all blows away with the wind, a rustproof helm of brilliance full of Fruit Loops and milk falls on your dead body.

I wish I had a Zebra.

WierdAlFan · **Posted:** Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:06 am

you get your wish. but you get massivly fined until you are forced to donated the zebra to the local zoo. its illegal to own a zebra..i think

i wish that i could learn how to blow smoke rings

Sbemailman · **Posted:** Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:16 am

You learn to blow smoke rings... BUT THE SMOKE IS TOXIC.
You die a week later.

I wish I had the ability to make up a wish.

That Cinnamon Thing · **Posted:** Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:58 am

And I wish I had the ability to waste your time. Oh, wait, I did!

I wish I lost $1,000,000 in bankruptcy.

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