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Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:22 pm ]
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Sorry you only get three.


You want a Twisted Transistor.

Author:  Jerome [ Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:16 am ]
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Beyond the Grave wrote:
You want a Twisted Transistor.

You order one by mail. The "helpful" delivery man untwists it for you. Now you just got a normal transistor radio.


Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
Congrads, your TV is made out of Cable. you die of AIDS.
Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
Congrads! ABC and ABC2 gasses form to condensation inside your TV! you get Lukemia!

Right, I'm sick of this.

I wish I never get a terminal or debilitating illness.

Author:  Mr.KISS [ Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:23 am ]
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Granted! You're magically transported to a small closet, completly void of any germs...LOCATED 10,000 FEET BELOW SEA LEVEL!!!


Your rotted corps in found a million years later by aliens studying The ruins of Earth.

>I wish songs on Limewire were easier to find

Author:  Stinko_sad [ Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:07 pm ]
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Wish granted now there are only 2 songs on limewire.


I wish The rabbit would finally get some Trix.

Author:  DukeNuke [ Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:01 pm ]
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The rabbit got some Trix, including, and preatty much limited to smashing your head in. STRONG MAD LOOKALIKE'D!!

I wish I could conjure any type of food out of nowhere whenever and in any quantity (and quality) I wanted.

Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:49 pm ]
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Granted. You eat so much of it, you become morbidly obese and die of heart failure.

I wish the new Bonus Stage episode would come out!

Author:  Ninti [ Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:55 am ]
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It has. Wish granted! But it sucked because it was only ten seconds long. Too bad. :-( (I wish it would come out too.)


I wish A boy at my wasn't such a weird, sick, twisted, fool.

Author:  Mr.KISS [ Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:58 am ]
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Granted! The two of you fall madly in love. You eventually get married and have 11 wonderful children...



EACH WITH ONE OR MORE DEBILITATING ILLNESS.


I wish that the New Alice Cooper CD would've been better.

Author:  Ninti [ Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:07 am ]
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Aww cwap. Man, I hate that kid.

Anyways, your CD got better. But it's not Alice Cooper. It's 3 doors down.

I wish for my dog to stay healthy.

Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:51 am ]
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OK. Your dog's healthy, but that doesn't mean that YOU are. You develop death when he mauls you. To death.

I wish I had more pumpkin pie.

Author:  Mr.KISS [ Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:59 am ]
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Granted! Too bad you now have less Lemon merangue pie! MUHAHAHAHA!!!


I wish It was January again so that my Page-A-day calender would last longer.

Author:  Jerome [ Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:26 am ]
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Tomorrow you wake up and find your wish granted. It is January... 2006. You missed out on Christmas! :eek:

I wish I could buy the Red Dwarf VII DVD right now.

Author:  JudgeDeadd [ Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:17 am ]
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Granted, but it's broken and there are no refunds as you bought it from a suspicious guy in the back alley.

I wish for a date with Marzipan.

Author:  Ninti [ Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:06 pm ]
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Wish granted, and Marzipan nags you the whole time, about how you should become a vegetarian.

I wish that Strong Bad would use my E-mail.

Author:  JudgeDeadd [ Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:44 pm ]
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Granted. He mocks your spelling.

I wish no one in my shcool would call me 'Harry Potter'.

Author:  Obomaru [ Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:06 pm ]
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Wish granted. They call you something else instead. I'm not gonna say what your new nickname is, but it sure is something nasty.

I wish I'd die.

Author:  DanBo [ Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:13 pm ]
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You live forever. WORSE THAN DEATH'D!

I wish I was Andrew Pants.

Author:  DukeNuke [ Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:38 pm ]
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Wish granted, you changed your name. :p

I wish everthing was fine and nothing was ruined.

Author:  Didymus [ Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:37 pm ]
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Bubs slightly shotguns you in the face. That fixes everything.

I wish that Homsar made sense.

Author:  DukeNuke [ Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:33 pm ]
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Ding! Now he makes sense, thus 'aint funny anymore. TBC kill him off. No more easter eggs. Waaah!

I wish I didn't haveto go back to school again tomorrow.

Author:  Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:08 pm ]
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granted! you didnt go back to school forever! unfortunatly, you die the next day of Polio.

i wish for my Cthulhu Santa Plush Toy to come in soon.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:13 pm ]
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Sorry it is lost in transit.


I wish for my own HHG2TG.

Author:  That Cinnamon Thing [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:30 am ]
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Sorry, You blow up instead.

I wish that you couldn't ruin this wish for 3 dollars canadian money.

Author:  Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:59 am ]
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canadian money is worthless to us........ you die of......touretts syndrome....

i wish for that cant be destroyed, that i cn touch, that i can spend on things, that i can use for whatever purposes i want, and that they cant be burned, maimed, ripped, or disintegrated, and cannot harm me or anyone in anyway unless i spend it on something dangerouse, then it will only harm whoever i use it on.

Author:  Mr.KISS [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:07 am ]
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Granted! Too bad you put NOTHING, otherwise you'd have a solid wish.


I wish for a bouncy ball.

Author:  Shopiom [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:12 am ]
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It's so bouncy that it bounces to the moon. Now you have no bouncy ball.

I wish I ruled the world.

Author:  Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:14 am ]
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Christmas Shoppingiom wrote:
It's so bouncy that it bounces to the moon. Now you have no bouncy ball.

I wish I ruled the world.


system error

i wish for $$60,000,000,000 that cant be destroyed, that i cn touch, that i can spend on things, that i can use for whatever purposes i want, and that they cant be burned, maimed, ripped, or disintegrated, and cannot harm me or anyone in anyway unless i spend it on something dangerouse, then it will only harm whoever i use it on.

Author:  Shopiom [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:17 am ]
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Uhh..that's too confusing. I'm just not gonna grant it.

I wish candy was good for you, and I was the only person who knew.

Author:  Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:18 am ]
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Christmas Shoppingiom wrote:
Uhh..that's too confusing. I'm just not gonna grant it.

I wish candy was good for you, and I was the only person who knew.


Knew what? :p

i wish for games

Author:  Shopiom [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:01 am ]
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You get Pong and Space Invaders.

I wish I could think of what to wish for.

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