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you do. then your house burns down. then you loose your whole family in a truck accident. im sorry man.

i wish that i could live under the sea

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You do. And you drown.

I wish I could talk to fish. And, You cannot say " You can't. Sorry! ". Muahahaha!
( if you ruin this wish, I will kill your family )

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<Incidentally, RUINIING A WISH means you do have to grant it. You can't just say, "MMM, no." That wouldn't be any fun.>

You can now talk to fish! The only problem is, the fish don't want to talk to you. They say you're boring, obnoxious, and smell funny. You're like the Cliff Clavin of the fish kingdom, and the only one that listens to you is the fat fish who sits and the end of the bar and drinks all the beer.

I wish Bubs was yellow.

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poof, it is so. unfortunately the earth's yellow sun torures his new yellow skin color (which is very delicate) and he gets a really nasty sunburn (which, incidentally, is some type of nasty brown.)

i wish i had moar thin mints.


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You fill up on wafer thin mints, causing you to explode
(a.la Monty Python)

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you become immortal. but the consequence is that you are chained in a space-cave on a comet hurtling through space, only until the human race evolves enough to discover your whereabouts. and no you cant kill yourself.

i wish that they made a H*R tv show, and comic book line.

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*BLING!* They do. Only it's run by 4Kids. So it's like totally lame now. And educational. The TBC beat the crap out of you.

I wish purple.

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Read as :hr: or see Subtitles:
Thince I -- the Withping Faiwy Gwanteah Of Witheth -- am thow withed upon: I gwant youah with: "You withpeah puww". You awe bethtowed the abiwity to exthtwact withpeahth fwum any whom you chooth. Peopow fwum thwoughout the wowld aww thouwoughwy annoyed, and they band togethaw to wethitht you. They thmite you with the gweat thtick of thwacky, and thou awt thmoten.

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Since I -- the Lisping Fairy Granter Of Wishes -- am so wished upon: I grant your wish: "You wisper pull". You are bestowed the ability to extract wispers from any whom you choose. People from throughout the world are thoroughly annoyed, and they band together to withstand you. They smite you with the great stick of thwacky, and thou are smoten.

I wish wishes were fishes.

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Granted. However, they're really crappy fishes and they die FOR REAL within 5 minutes of you getting them.

I wish I had Bender back. T_T

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Bender is back! YAY! Unfortunately, he steals your wallet to buy drugs, then kills you. For some reason.

I wish Clan ruled the intarwebs.

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...There is no possible way to screw that up, because it would be bad anyway. So instead I'll just say that he gets overthrown. How's that?

I wish I hadn't eaten that *vomits* sandwich...

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*BLING!* You didn't eat that sammich. Now you're starving to death hungry and die of anorexia.

I wish I had The Power.

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You have The Power. However, The Power is really just the power to spontaneously combust. Since it's not spontaneous if you do it voluntarily, you only catch fire at the most inappropriate times.

I wish Phil and Rya would get married [s]and buy a house and have two beautiful children, Nathaniel and SUPAFLY![/s].

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Phil marries Rya. Unfortunately, it's not Phil Argus, but Phil Hartman. And since he's dead, the children turn out to be zombie robots who take over the world.

I wish parents did understand.

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They do. However, now they act like teenagers, which is just annoying.

(also, phil hartman was amazing...may he rest in peace.)

I wish Phil Hartman wasn't dead!

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Oh, my. I don't think this one can be touched lightly. Your wish is granted in his body of work. However, he cannot come back from where he has gone.

I wish for a delish dish in design dinnerware daintily draped with doilies.

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Now you have one! =D The only problem is the doilies were glued on and now you can't get them off the plate and eat your delish dish!


I wish for some crepes filled with delicious-brand(tm) fillings.


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Granted, except they are rats'd.

I wish for royalties.

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Prince Charles moves into your house. Every morning, he uses all the hot water, and makes a huge mess in your bathroom. And every night, he eats all your nukerwave pizzas and pot pies. And he never cleans the kitchen.

I wish hamburgers could dance.

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*dun dun dun DUNH* Granted. However, hamburgers are now classified as sentinent beings, and eating them is against the law. This puts all the major fast food chains out of business and causes a worldwide economic collaspse overnight. Good job, dids.

I wish I hadn't eaten the last of these chips.


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Location: Accepting CHAAALLLEEENGEEESSS! with the Kool-Aid Man.
You don't eat the last of them, but you are addicted so you experience withdrawal symptoms and get put in a mental institution because they wreak permanent havoc upon your brain.

I wish everybody was just like me in their beliefs and mannerisms (BTW: I have a twitch just so you have some knowledge of my "mannerisms")

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Everyone smacks each other with there twitchy shoulders and once knocked on the ground nobody can get back up cause there too twitchy.

EDIT: Sorry, I forgot to wish!

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you get it. you wished for nothing, so you get EVERYTHING! you mind overloads with informatiion, and you explode.

i wish that i could get a free xbox 360 1337

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Granted. you Shall recieve a fully functional XBox 360. It will be shot to your house via Cannon. Have Fun!.... If there's anything left of it once it hits your sidewalk.

i wish Strong Bad & Friends were real.

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Homestar is arrested and jailed for public nudity; he spends the rest of his life avoiding showers.
Strong Bad finds that under the laws of non-FCUSA-type gravity, he can't hold his head up; he spends the rest of his life as this guy.
Strong Mad becomes a professional wrestler; dubbed "Subverbo the Kronkinator".
Strong Sad gets a job in a ballet troup.
The Cheat gets a job ghost writing for the lego underground.
Bubs becomes the fourth Blue Man.
Coach Z stalks and imitates Dock Ellis; Z's still a wannabe.
Marzipan -- exploiting the sweet sweet pun -- gets into organic culinary marzipan. And yea! Hippies like babies.
Pom Pom forms a large multinational conglomerate and heads it.
The KOT hires himself out as a Burger King impersonator; and he really does work for food.
The Poop Smith gets a job at the zoo...
And Homsar ... well ... he gets his own Children's TV Show; yup. Just like real life.

But now there's no more main character residents in FCUSA, and small fuzzlings move into Strong Bads room. Well, more fuzzlings move in at any rate...

I wish for power over the elements (so my minions will do my bidding).

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You didn't specify which elements. So, you control (dun dun duuun) YTTRIUM, KING OF ELEMENTS STARTING WITH THE LETTER "Y"! Your minions do the bidding of an impersonator, who happens to tell them all to go back in time 10 years, go to Action Park, skin their shoulders on the alpine slide, have a mishap on the Tarzan swings, then drown in the wave pool. Minions are stupid.

I wish that a guy named John was emperor of the universe.

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Wish granted!

Unfortunately, his full title is John the Horrible Leader Who Also Enjoys Cannibalism And Is An Existentialist, So Therefore Believes That Life Is Meaningless And Futile, And Subsequently Sits In His Inter-Universal Castle Sighing And Moping About The Place.





I wish to know the meaning of life.

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6 x 9 = 42.

I wish these stupid gnomes would quit setting off TNT in my skull in their vain quest for those elusive emeralds.

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Wish granted. However, those gnomes are now pearl divers in your spleen.

I wish to be a little girl.

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BLING! You are now a little girl. You get purchased by Elroy Blues in a restaurant.

I wish it was a constant 75 degrees in my house.

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