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| Author: | Tgcdse [ Tue May 08, 2007 12:13 am ] |
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Wish granted. You get an eel flavored pie. Unfortunately, the way the flavor it is they use an actual eel. Unfortunately, you now have some chemicals that attract female eels. These ones are electric. They zap you. bye bye. I wish for less homework. A lot less. |
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| Author: | StrongKirby [ Tue May 08, 2007 12:39 am ] |
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Because of your zero homework, you learn nothing, fail school, and are sent to Student Correction Summer School... the teachers there are rabid Mudkips. WHO DON'T LIEK U. Good luck surviving. I wish for a gigantic space cruiser, impervious to any attack and with the most advanced security alarms with no deactivation feature. And it's beamed-up-by-aliens'd proof. |
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| Author: | STupendous7 [ Tue May 08, 2007 1:31 pm ] |
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Ok, you get it. But you forget to put food in it, and then you can't get out because it's so security proof, and you starve. I wish for more kleenexes |
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| Author: | Setsumi-san [ Wed May 09, 2007 6:19 pm ] |
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You get them, but they're the re-reused pointy kind. I wish Owen Wilson was my husband. |
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| Author: | STupendous7 [ Wed May 09, 2007 8:53 pm ] |
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He is your husband....but then you find out that he's really a monster in disguise!!! He eats you all up and goes on a rampage, killing millions. I wish I could have a clean room. |
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| Author: | StrongKirby [ Wed May 09, 2007 10:45 pm ] |
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It's cleaned with something toxic, and the lollipop you left out on your desk has been cleaned with it too. AND GUESS WHAT, YOU LICKED IT IN THE PAST HOUR. I wish that all Mudkips of the world would liek me. |
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| Author: | Sbemailman [ Wed May 09, 2007 11:55 pm ] |
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They like you so much, they start licking you! Before long, you're eaten. I wish to see the Brothers Chaps live. |
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| Author: | Eternal Sea [ Thu May 10, 2007 2:49 am ] |
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Granted you succsessfully break in to there work place and begin to serch and find what your looking for and finnaly you find them working though a window in the door suddenly you are attack by little girl and other little girl. Oww the insanity! I wish I was a lawer. |
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| Author: | Sbemailman [ Thu May 10, 2007 3:42 am ] |
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Okay, you are now Micheal Jackson's lawyer and a bunch of people who think he is guilty beat the whatsit out of you. I wish for a million dollars to the charity of my choice. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Thu May 10, 2007 3:55 am ] |
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Granted, but you got the money from a loan shark and you have five days to pay it back before he collects on Friday. I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner. |
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| Author: | Sbemailman [ Thu May 10, 2007 3:58 am ] |
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Chomp! Coach Z ate you. I wish I got smacked in the head. |
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| Author: | just a username [ Thu May 10, 2007 5:41 am ] |
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You did...with a sledgehammer. I wish nothing bad would happen to me. |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Thu May 10, 2007 8:56 am ] |
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boooring.... for you. we watch you through the two way mirror. i wish for another hard drive. without horrible scat pr0n. |
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| Author: | just a username [ Thu May 10, 2007 9:31 am ] |
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Gratned, but the hard-drive explodes a day after installation. I wish that I stopped being a human punchbag. |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Thu May 10, 2007 10:05 am ] |
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how about a human towel bucket? gross. I wish for some more Miracle Whip. |
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| Author: | STupendous7 [ Thu May 10, 2007 1:14 pm ] |
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You get it....but it explodes in your face, covering you with miracle whip, and the computer also, which eerily shuts down...and then explodes. I wish for my sister to wake up already. |
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| Author: | barwhack [ Fri May 11, 2007 5:52 pm ] |
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Your wish -- "for a ruined wish" -- is granted. Unfortuneately it is also not granted because it was originally granted (and therefore not ruined). And because it was subsequently ruined, your wish is therefore granted. But by the same reasoning, therefore not granted. And therefore-therefore granted. And therefore x3 not granted. And therefore x4 granted. And therefore x5 ... ad infinitum ... Your wish is indeterminately granted: effectively alternating between being granted and not granted, forever. I wish that I had wished that. |
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| Author: | STupendous7 [ Fri May 11, 2007 7:40 pm ] |
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You wish you had, but you obviously didn't, so since you didn't you were eaten alive by your own logic and blew up. I wish not to blow up. |
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| Author: | Sbemailman [ Fri May 11, 2007 10:27 pm ] |
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You don't get blown up. Instead, (always a bad word it this forum) you get beaten to death. (Ouch!) I wish for the King of Town's castle. |
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| Author: | STupendous7 [ Fri May 11, 2007 11:25 pm ] |
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You got it....but then you are force-fed the KOT's disgusting foods until you explode, throw up so much you die, implode, go crazy and throw a bomb on the castle, killing yourself, and then you commit suicide. I wish for a mouse. |
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| Author: | Sbemailman [ Fri May 11, 2007 11:28 pm ] |
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You get it. But it's mutated and it eats you. I wish stupendous was still alive. |
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| Author: | MikeMcG [ Fri May 11, 2007 11:32 pm ] |
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He comes back as a zombie and eats your brain. Dag yo. I wish for a zombie invasion. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri May 11, 2007 11:42 pm ] |
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The Zombies invade, but for some reason, they don't like brains anymore. They like Jello Pudding. Bill Cosby becomes there evil overlord, and forces us to watch reruns of Fat Albert. I wish Senor Cardgage were married to MikeMcG |
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| Author: | MikeMcG [ Sat May 12, 2007 12:13 am ] |
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Unfortunately, Senor Cardgage gets cold feet and runs off with Strong Bad. =( I wish Senor Cardgage was cool. |
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| Author: | STupendous7 [ Sat May 12, 2007 12:16 am ] |
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He is cool...but he gets so cool that he freezes, and then dies. I wish for an un-poisoned, un-exploding apple. |
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| Author: | Chocozuma [ Sat May 12, 2007 1:57 am ] |
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You get one, it's Toilet Flavored. I wish for more Wishes. |
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| Author: | barwhack [ Sat May 12, 2007 3:50 am ] |
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The Djinn recognizes you from some previous occasion, gives you the evil eye and -- though he grants your wish -- curses you with an inability to say anything but "I wish for more wishes" over and over again. You end up with many many many wishes, but no way to actually use them... 
I wish Chocozuma would get his revenge on that Djinn. |
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| Author: | Chocozuma [ Sat May 12, 2007 4:34 am ] |
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He does, He's an Expert Avenger, But the Djinn Gets angry at you for making the wish and, you know how it is... I wish the  could talk.
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| Author: | Sbemailman [ Sat May 12, 2007 5:06 am ] |
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He can, but then he tells you everything in the universe and your head explodes. I wish Chocozuma could come back as a non-brain eating zombie so he could hang out on the forum again. |
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| Author: | Eternal Sea [ Sat May 12, 2007 8:24 pm ] |
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granted chocozuma returns to the forum and begins to post, he posts and posts until he dies of starvation. Now hes a zombie again! I wish i could see anti-strong bad. |
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