Ruin a Wish

Setsumi-san · **Posted:** Sat May 12, 2007 8:47 pm

You do, but he's the last thing you ever see because you wake up blind the next morning.

I wish Strong Sad was a ladies man.

WierdAlFan · **Posted:** Sun May 13, 2007 12:33 am

you get your wish, but he is equally attractive to men also.

i wish for a new pair of pants.

The Snork · **Posted:** Sun May 13, 2007 2:40 am

you get them. they are zombie pants is that funny yet

i wish for absolute freedom

Al Capone II · **Posted:** Sun May 13, 2007 3:10 am

You get your wish and are free from having a peaceful life.

I wish for world domination.

Didymus · **Posted:** Sun May 13, 2007 3:19 am

BLING!! Now the world completely dominates you.

I wish Pop Tarts would fly out of your ear.

Eternal Sea · **Posted:** Sun May 13, 2007 8:50 pm

granted pop tarts fly out your ear unfortunatly you have to go to the hospital to surgically remove a toaster and a really long extension cord from the side of your head.

i wish bubs's consestion stand would land on the next person to post after me.

Sbemailman · **Posted:** Sun May 13, 2007 9:45 pm

Okay, it lands on me. But, I'm on a trampoline so it bounces, (I get hurt, but not severely.) and lands on you. HA!

:mrgreen:

I wish I had a trick-doing monkey!

Didymus · **Posted:** Mon May 14, 2007 2:58 am

BLING! You get a monkey who does tricks. Unfortunately, his favorite trick is "Filth-Flinging Marksmanship". He's a dead-on aim, too! And guess who his favorite target is! That's right, you! Have fun!

I wish I had the power of Greyskull.

Sbemailman · **Posted:** Mon May 14, 2007 3:03 am

WELL THAT POWER FORCES YOU TO MAKE A MONKEY NOW IT FLINGS POOP AT YOU! X-(

That'll teach you to make my wish throw poop at me.

I wish for Didymus to not have poo on him because I'm sorry now.

Eternal Sea · **Posted:** Mon May 14, 2007 2:12 pm

granted the poop on didimus's head vanishes. he life goes on but he dies of over constapation due to his great fear of poop and the toilet.

I wish that we could put couch z's brain in eh steve.

Al Capone II · **Posted:** Mon May 14, 2007 2:16 pm

Wish granted. Unfortunately, Coach Z's brain taints the stars and the Earth a splodes.

I wish for Strong Bad to silence Strong Sad once and for all.

barwhack · **Posted:** Tue May 15, 2007 11:59 pm

While attempting to extract more DNA evidence from our newly-sinister punching bag (Strong Sad), Strong Bad our inept protagonist accidentally extracts all of his DNA evidence. Unfortunately :sb:

also looses this evidence in a poker game, and we will never know whether :sad:

was or was not half Elephant or Rhino or somesuch. (No wonder they don't show Strong Dad!).

I wish I had X-ray vision.

Al Capone II · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2007 12:15 am

Barwhack wrote:

While attempting to extract more DNA evidence from our newly-sinister punching bag (Strong Sad), Strong Bad our inept protagonist accidentally extracts all of his DNA evidence. Unfortunately Strong Bad also looses this evidence in a poker game, and we will never know whether Strong Sad was or was not half Elephant or Rhino or somesuch. (No wonder they don't show Strong Dad!).

I wish I had X-ray vision.
_________________
1. Can you state in plain English how exactly does this screw up my wish?
2. Wish granted. Unfortunately, some evil scientists discover that you have this gift and you end up in a lab as an X-ray machine for $0/hour.

I wish for a gigantic chocolate sundae in the form of Strong Bad.

Eternal Sea · **Posted:** Mon May 21, 2007 11:27 pm

Granted un fortuanatly i also make you allegic to chocolat bye bye.

I wish for a fgf ghtr.

Sbemailman · **Posted:** Mon May 21, 2007 11:52 pm

I wish that made sense.

Jonathan M · **Posted:** Tue May 22, 2007 2:21 am

Sbemailman wrote:

I wish that made sense.

Wish granted, But now noone can understand anything you type.

Al Capone II · **Posted:** Wed May 23, 2007 12:11 am

Wish granted. But since you didn't wish for anything, your brain turns to goo trying to remember what you wished for.

I wish for an invisible curry-flavored kumquat!

Jonathan M · **Posted:** Wed May 23, 2007 5:46 am

Al Capone II wrote:

Wish granted. But since you didn't wish for anything, your brain turns to goo trying to remember what you wished for.

I wish for an invisible curry-flavored kumquat!

Wish granted, Now you're screwed!

I wish car.

Al Capone II · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 3:19 am

Wish granted. Unfortunately, it's... MONTY PYTHON"S FLYING CIRCUS CAR!!! Which means that it has very weird driving mechanisms and you can't use it!

I wish for the eternal raining of cats and dogs.

Jonathan M · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 3:22 am

Al Capone II wrote:

Wish granted. Unfortunately, it's... MONTY PYTHON"S FLYING CIRCUS CAR!!! Which means that it has very weird driving mechanisms and you can't use it!

I wish for the eternal raining of cats and dogs.

[s]Wish granted, Now you're screwed![/s]
Wish granted, But they all die on impact and blood flows everywhere..wow that's pretty cool!

I wish for the eternal raining of cats and dogs.

Sherlockrunner · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 12:39 pm

It rains REAL cats and dogs and when you go outside a dog and a cat with huge claw will come down and kill you.

I wish i had a REAL accordion

Jonathan M · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 3:37 pm

Sherlockrunner wrote:

It rains REAL cats and dogs and when you go outside a dog and a cat with huge claw will come down and kill you.

I wish i had a REAL accordion

Wish not granted.

I wish that my name was FRIED

Sherlockrunner · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 7:15 pm

Your wish is granted. Everyone you know starts calling you "Fried Chicken"

Seriously I wish for a REAL accordion

Didymus · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 7:44 pm

Jonathan M wrote:

Wish not granted.

Dude, you're completely misunderstanding the point of this game. The idea is that you're supposed to grant the wish, but in a creative way that goes against the person's intent. And you're supposed to try and make it funny, too. Just saying "Wish not granted!" is neither creative nor funny, and goes against the spirit of the game.

For example:

Person 1: "I wish for a ton of money."
Person 2: "You get a ton of money. It falls on you and crushes you with its immense weight."

Please continue.

Sbemailman · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 8:00 pm

You get it, but when you play it, you suck so bad all your friends shun you.

I wish I had a new name.

Jonathan M · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 8:35 pm

whatever wrote:

Person 1: "I wish for a ton of money."
Person 2: "You get a ton of money. It falls on you and crushes you with its immense weight."

And you say thats funnyer then what I posted? [size=0]lol[/size]

Btw:

Wish granted, Your name is now Hitler[size=0]0urif3oij23oifj3o2fj[/size]!

I wish I had a new name too!

STupendous7 · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 9:16 pm

Your new name is so weird that you forgot it, and then everybody else knows what it is, and then your head swims so much that you die before you realize what your name is.

I wish for that light to go off on my keyboard.

Jonathan M · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 10:08 pm

STupendous7 wrote:

Your new name is so weird that you forgot it, and then everybody else knows what it is, and then your head swims so much that you die before you realize what your name is.

I wish for that light to go off on my keyboard.

Wish granted that light went off, Then the other 2 went on 50x brighter then they were before every 2 seconds

I wish that someone would make this smiliey red then upload the image to http://imageshack.us then post it here. :mrgreen:

The Snork · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 10:32 pm

I wish that I could be less literal.

Jonathan M · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 11:01 pm

The Snork wrote:

I wish that I could be less literal.

Wish granted, You're now 0.0000000000000000000000000000001% less literal

I wish for food

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