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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 11:04 pm 
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You get it, but it's poisoned, and you promptly die. Either that or there's a bomb buried in there and you blow up. Choose which one.

I wish for someone to press num lock for me.

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You get it, but it's poisoned, and you promptly die. Either that or there's a bomb buried in there and you blow up. Choose which one.

I wish for someone to press num lock for me.

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Wish granted. Unfortunately, I come and arrange an "accident" for you for wishing for the same thing I did right after my last post (eternal raining of cats and dogs).

I wish for an environmentally-friendly house.

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Wish granted. Too bad the very winds that are part of your precious environment blow the house down while the Tyvek is still going up.

I wish that I was the older sibling and had brass knuckles.

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Wish granted. Although, your younger siblings are still taller than you and they take your brass knuckles and throw them back and forth as they tease you.

I wish I wasnt a loser... :mrgreen:


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Wish granted, you're not a loser, but no one ever notices.

I wish I could meet Tails...

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Granted, but Tails strangles you to your fluffy death with her tails.

I wish that this wish couldn't be ruined so I could be the best magican

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Wish granted, but your magic skills suck and you are hated by everyone.

I'ma be persistent!

I wish i could meet Tails and he would be nice to me and not leave.

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Wish granted. Unfortunately, you wake up from that dream and it doesn't come back again.

I wish that I never got bored of my video games.

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Wish Granted! Unfortunately, you are ridiculed for not buying Guitar Hero II--So Very Bored Edition. You end up being suckered into buying a busted old Atari console on eBay fo' $1,000,000,000.

I wish I coult meet Comic Book Guy.

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He said that you are, without a doubt, the worst wisher ever.

I wish that whatever bad thing that happens to me, happens to the person who grants me the wish, and if something good happens to me, something bad still happens to the person who grants me the wish.


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Wish Granted. But nothing happened to you, so that was pointless. You hate yourself for wasting a wish.

I wish dividing by zero didnt make the earth explode.


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wish granted, but it makes the sun explode


I wish I had a car that could go 100000000000000000000000000 mph

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Wish granted, but the car explodes violently and creates a black hole, crushing the universe into singularity.

I wish my cell phone would stop crashing.

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GRANTED! But now your car crashes all the time.

I wish I would waste less wishes.

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Wish granted. Wait... PARADOX!!! !@$&W#%&*

I wish I had a pop-up book that gave me burgers.


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BLING!! you get what you wish for. Unfortunately, the burgers are given to you by THIS GUY!

I wish fat free yogurt would make out with the next poster.

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Granted... Now I'm out.

I wish for ice cream.

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Wish Granted. Unfortunatly the ice cream is -1100423 degrees celsius and you freeze to death when you eat it.

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Wish granted. What was it again?

I wish for a big ol' mountain of pickles.


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Location: Accepting CHAAALLLEEENGEEESSS! with the Kool-Aid Man.
Unfortunatly it rots after awhile and now you have a big ole pile of smelly compost.

I wish for evil to be destroyed and everything to be perfect in my eyes.

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Wish granted. except, everthing is perfect INSIDE your eyes. it cant all fit, so they explode.

I wish i was a king of a great country.


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wish granted, your king of Sudan, you will probabbly be killed and replaced by another king in 2 days tops, your the king of the greatest country-in guerilla warfare

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your wish for nothing causes you to die poor and lonely.

I wish for a Nintendo Wii

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crud forgot to put a wish above,now to this

you get a wii, but no controllers, games, or even chords, just the console, which is broken and unfundable


I wish for the war in Iraq to be over

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Wish granted. However, congress decided to invade Russia for no apparent reason.

I wish I could ride on a Gnomish Airship.


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Wish granted. Too bad youre riding on a crashing one. Youre gonna die!

I wish I had a dollar.


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Wish Granted, but I blew My nose in it.

I wish I was taller

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Wish granted, but youre fatter, too, so you break through the floor into the basement and nobody ever finds you, and youre too heavy to move, so you starve to death.

I wish a goat wouldnt eat me alive. o_0


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Wish granted.

Its a Giant mushroom monster instead with many pointy teeth and a long, agonizing digestive tract.

I wish I was in the Cheat Commandos.

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