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Wish granted. but youre ripberger. o_0

i wish i had a... l...emur...

You got it! But it's that annoying one from that kids PBS tv show... Oh Well!

I wish Homestar Runner was real!

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Wish Granted, But He's a serial killer/criminal mastermind instead of a hilarious simpleton.

and he's under your bed.


I wish this wish wouldn't be ruined.

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wish granted. however, you go "hey! homestar!" and he homestar-runs over to you and plows you over without realising it. you dead. thanks for playing.

EDIT: simulpost'd! ok. wish granted. it was a waste though, so you hate yourself now. you commit suicide. hey, it's not my fault, now, is it?

i wish i had a bucket of gold in front of me.

Wish Granted, But it belongs to the Leprechaun from that horrible movie.


I wish I wish I was a Fish

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Fish, fish, got your wish. But you're a fish on a dish. With a side of butter.

I wish i had a new car.

You are a fish, unfortunately you live in shark infested waters... not a happy ending.

I wish I had six fingers on my left hand.

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Wish granted, but you really shouldn't have killed that Spaniard twenty years ago. Prepare to die... Oh, wait... I think that was his right hand... Well, you're still a freak of nature. You lose.

I wish for a +3 Cold Iron Short Sword with an Icy Burst enchantment.

Wish granted, unfortunately someone stole it and used it to kill you.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Wish granted. You will now wish for that sword thief to kill you as well.

I wish I had a nickel for every time someone commented on my eccentric tendencies.

People comment on your ecentric tendencies, your eccenntric tendensies, and your 3eccedn fgrfikc tgedn xdde nc kiedxsz (typed with my elbow). No munny for you. Thanks for playing the Internet, try again.

I wish Corbin Bleu would come and marry me.

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boop boop beep boop bop

You didn't say which Corbin Bleu, this man is named Corbin Bleu too.


I wish I had some bleu cheese.

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Wish Granted.
But it's in a cheesecake.

I wish I could swallow people who bug me whole.

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Granted. You really, really don't want the details on this one. Suffice it to say it's horrible.

I wish I had a puppy.

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get LOST

Granted. However, the puppy has rabies. This will not end well.

I wish I could cast Bigby's spells.

Granted. You are ostracized for being a massive nerd. You die alone.

I wish I could see the Simpsons movie again.

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get LOST

Granted. But the Theater if filled with children who wont stop talking about the going ons in the movie. and theres one behind you kicking your chair. and you have popcorn, but no drink.


I wish the Poopsmith would talk.

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Wish granted. The universe implodes.

I wish I could own the Internet.

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Granted, but the universe is still imploded. Didn't think that one through, did ya?

I wish people could understand me.

Wish granted, but now you can't understand them(See: Laws of Physics).

I wish for pie.

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Granted. Its a hot Glue pie.


I wish my lava lamp worked.

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(Actually, the last four or so movies I've seen have been with fewer than 15 people in the theater >.> it's weird...and the popcorn/drink part is double hell since I can't have popcorn. Braces, don'tcha know.)

Granted. Your lava lamp works now! Unfortunately, it explodes violently and kills you.

I wish I could be honest when asked by incoming freshmen about certain teachers >.>

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get LOST

wish granted. you talk badly about a mean teacher, and he overhears you and you get detention for life and rot while eating mice.

i wish something good was on TV right now.

A new, completely original television show comes on at your favorite TV-watching time. However, you appear to be the only one who likes it, and it's canceled after the first commercial break and replaced with boring infomercials.

I wish for an alarm clock that can wake me up and keep me awake.

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Wish granted. but it keeps you awake forever, and you bug your parents at 12:44 in the morning because youre not tired and they abandon you. you are now a homeless person. WAY TO BE

i wish for a big ol' tree to plant in my backyard.

You mean that big ol' tree?
Wish Granted! It trys to eat you!(see different town)



I wish for 3 more wishes!

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Alright! You win, The Noid! No more memes.

Wish granted. But that's against the rules! You get put in jail.

I wish for pudding...

Lolz, pudding. Funny word.

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Granted. But its made with espestice and Cyanide.
Too bad.


I wish for a cuppa coffee.

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Granted. Except it's enormous and it falls on you and kills you. D:

I wish I had some company. ._.

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get LOST

You get company! Unfortunately, it's me. And I am obnoxious. THAT'S JUST THE WAY I AM. DEAL WITH IT. D:<

I wish I was in an awesome band.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?