Granted: Now you can talk like Bubs. However, now you can't talk like yourself. Now no one will believe it's you over the phone, including that guy who owes you 50 bucks.
I wish for a Top of the Page Dance!
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:55 pm ] |
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Wish Granted. But they never leave. And they're five year olds! EDIT: SIMULPOST'D!!!:Your an awesome RUBBER band. You spend life being put around newspapers. Then you snap. YOur dead. The end. I wish I owned Mancinos or Quiznos or Subway or some other sandwich place. |
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| Author: | Chocozuma [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:57 pm ] |
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Granted. But under your leadership, they go Bankrupt! I wish I could Fly. |
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| Author: | Askingforachallenge [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:01 pm ] |
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Wish granted. you get swatted. I wish i could fence. |
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| Author: | Chocozuma [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:06 pm ] |
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Granted. But you get your pants caught on the barbed wire. I wish i had gills. |
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| Author: | Askingforachallenge [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:09 pm ] |
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Wish granted. your mom calls you in for dinner, and you drown.. in air. I wish i was immortal. |
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| Author: | Chocozuma [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:10 pm ] |
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Granted, but you still age. You'll be a dusty bag of skin and bones for the rest of eternity. I wish I could talk to fish. |
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| Author: | Askingforachallenge [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:12 pm ] |
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(what is with you and water?) Wish granted. They tell you to go and hang yourself, and you take their advice. I wish a had a ferarri. |
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| Author: | Chocozuma [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:17 pm ] |
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(nothing, I just cant think of many good wishes right now, and I keep looking at my fish tank) Granted, but it'll explode if it goes over 25 MPH. I wish I hada castle. |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:19 pm ] |
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Wish granted! You wake up one morning only to find that you are the King of Town. And that nobody likes you. I wish for five fish. Five fish on a dish! |
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| Author: | Chocozuma [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:21 pm ] |
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Granted, but they're great white sharks. And they're still alive. And they're hungry. And they're on stilts. I wish I wasn't the King of Town anymore. |
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| Author: | strongfan [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:54 pm ] |
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Wish Not granted! I wish Wishing for more wishes wasn't against the rules!! |
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| Author: | The Zephyr Song [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:08 pm ] |
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Wishing that wishing for more wishes to be not against the rules is also against the rules. Stop trying to break reality. I wish my sister would stop stealing my breads. D: |
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| Author: | Somm-1 [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:18 pm ] |
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Granted: She starts stealing the rest of your foodstuffs instead. I wish I had a lifetime supply of popcorn seeds. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:12 pm ] |
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BLING!! You get a lifetime supply of popcorn seeds. Unfortunately, they all pop because of the intense summer heat and cause the entire Southeast to be flooded with popcorn. Some redneck guy gathers an angry mob and comes to your house with a pitchfork, saying, "It's that dang ol' metal guy's fault! Let's Git 'Im!!" REDNECK ANGRY MOB'D!! I wish pork chops grew on trees. |
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| Author: | Chocozuma [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:19 pm ] |
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Granted, but the Porkchop trees eat whoever tries to pick the porkchops from its branches and uses the protein to grow more porkchops. Thats not pork you're eating... I wish for a mamillion Dollars. |
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:15 pm ] |
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You get some mammalian dollars. They're only legal tender with rabbits and other furry mammals. You lose. I wish I was a Sith lord and ruled the entire galaxy and that it would be named the Galactic Empire and I could have a bionic apprentice. |
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| Author: | Jare [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:23 pm ] |
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Granted, but you die due to your incompetence to block a hole only 2 meters wide in a large fiery death! I Wish i had more Cheese Nips! |
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| Author: | Somm-1 [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:24 pm ] |
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Granted: But that's already been done. Lucasfilms sues you for copyright infringement. Edit: Curses, simulposted again. Granted: You have more Cheese Nips. However, you realize that Cheeze-Its taste better. Wish = Very Wasted. I wish I had a box of Cheerios. |
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:25 pm ] |
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Granted. You have too many and you die. I wish I was not as cool as I am so people wouldn't be dieing for my autograph all the time. It hurts to know I'm the cause of all those people's deaths you know! |
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| Author: | Chocozuma [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:29 pm ] |
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Granted, but now you're the least cool person on earth, and people are still dying for your autograph because you hold the record for having the least amount of coolness. I wish I was better at drawing. |
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| Author: | Somm-1 [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:30 pm ] |
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Granted: Unfortunately, you are now so uncool that people kill people for wanting your autographs. Edit: CRAP! More simulposting! Granted: You are better at drawing. You can now draw a smiley face on your stick figures. That's a great improvement from the faceless kind. I wish I had a cup of juma juice(non-alcoholic variety). |
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| Author: | Jare [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:31 pm ] |
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Granted, but you fall in love with a drawing of a girl you made, and you waste your life with a piece of paper I wish I had some Cheez-its then... |
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| Author: | Somm-1 [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:37 pm ] |
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Anywho, Granted: However, these cheeze-its belong to someone else. You get pummeled by Jello when you are in possession of a box signed J. B.. I wish I had a way out of this box. Edit:Man, this thread is terrible about simulposting. |
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| Author: | Chocozuma [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:37 pm ] |
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Jare wrote: Granted, but you fall in love with a drawing of a girl you made,
Already Happened... Granted, but you find your way into another box. I wish it didn't happen. |
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| Author: | Somm-1 [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:38 pm ] |
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Granted: Now you CAN'T draw smiley faces! I still wish I had a way out of this box. |
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| Author: | Jare [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:40 pm ] |
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you find a way out, a hole into mid-air! I wish I had a Demonic Scarf |
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| Author: | Chocozuma [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:42 pm ] |
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Granted, but its evil and decides to strangle you. I wish i could talk like Bubs. |
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| Author: | Somm-1 [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:44 pm ] |
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Granted: Now you can talk like Bubs. However, now you can't talk like yourself. Now no one will believe it's you over the phone, including that guy who owes you 50 bucks. I wish for a Top of the Page Dance!
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| Author: | Jare [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:46 pm ] |
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You get a new [s]hat [/s] Top of the page dance but its big, pink and ugly so girls make fun of you I wish I could break dance like a monkey |
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:47 pm ] |
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Granted. But now people laugh at you when you talk. Your only option is to become a mime. I wish I could challenge the evil Emperor of the Empire and go on an adventure involving Wookies and The Force. |
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