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Granted: The wookies rip you limb-from-limb using the force.

I wish the Brawnie Guy still had a mustache.

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Granted, Now he's got a Hitler mustache. Bummer.


I wish I wasn't so maniacal when It comes to getting revenge...

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Granted: But now you don't have that cool signature victory laugh.

I wish my foot wasn't on backwards.

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Granted, Now he's got a Hitler mustache. Bummer.
That's still better than him without a mustache.


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Granted, it's on sideways.

I wish for a crown made of Gold and Obsidian.

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Granted: But those materials only make up about 1% of the total crown. The rest of it is plastic.

I wish I didn't have to type these unlucky numbers every 108 minutes.


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Granted, but now nobody knows which numbers not to pick, and the world falls into chaos.

I wish Those clams wouldn't be causing Intestinal Distress...

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Location: Accepting CHAAALLLEEENGEEESSS! with the Kool-Aid Man.
They aren't. But you still have intestinal distress for "unknown causes".

I wish I was president so that I could make steps toward world peace and more civil liberties.

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Granted, but every country decides to declare war on the US the moment you're elected. Including Canada and Switzerland.


I wish I could eat anything.

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You can. But it still gives you heartburn.

I wish for less work and more play.

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you can, you just can't stop


I wish I could have the power to shot fire out of my limbs

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Granted: However, in order for the fire to shoot out of your limbs, a hole had to be created on your wrists for the fire to escape from. You bleed to death.


I wish that my Homestar figurines came to life.

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Granted, but they shout many blasphemous and profane things when you have company over.

I wish Coach Z wouldn't talk weird.

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Granted! But he speaks normal cuss words at you.
I wish you would tell me the rules in english and loud enough for you to hear me but not to loud to hurt me! And no, I'm not deaf!

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Granted, but asking for such a thing is against the rules.

You're under arrest.


I wish the fire wouldn't burn me.

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Fire no longer burns you, but you suffocate on the smoke

I wish I bounce like a rubber ball

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you can, you just shot out of the stratusphere though



I wish I could breath through my ears

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Granted, but now you can ONLY breath through your ears. now you get abducted by Governmental scientists so they may study this strange ear-lung connection. You share a room with a man who can change colors who snores really, REALLY loudly. And you cant wear ear pugs, or you'll suffocate.

I wish I could levitate.

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Granted! But you hit your head on the sealing

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I wish I could avoid the Noid...

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Wish granted...in the commercials. It doesn't work in this e-Life, pal.

I wish that my summer work was complete.

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It is completed, but you fail all of it.

I wish I had a penny.

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You hear a penny drop in the distance, and pick it up, but it was actually a penny dropped by a stealthy assassin and he strangles you with piano wire.

I wish I was in a good band, where all the band members didn't fight and we played for 20 years in harmony.

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Okay, but after twenty years, you guys decide to do one final concert. The only problem is that the drummer got drunk and beat you all to death with his drumsticks on-stage.

I wish that I either live or die.

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Granted... Now you live a life as Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.

I wish that I wish.

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you get it, but you wished you never wished that wish



I wish this wish could not be ruined

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It wasn't. You died ten years later by drinking poison.

I wish I had my stapler.

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You get it back, but you get your desk moved again...


Oh, and the avoid the noid thing was a joke, The dispute is over. :)


I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish.

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You do wish that. But, uhh, meningitis attacks immediately. Somehow.

I wish I was GOD

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So do I pal. So do I. You get your wish granted but you end up ruining the universe. Way to go, Pal.

I wish that I don't work at Intitech.

Edit: lol, page 69

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OK, now you work at INTEL



I wish I would make a funny pun about this being page 69

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