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Author:  Somm-1 [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:52 pm ]
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Granted: The wookies rip you limb-from-limb using the force.

I wish the Brawnie Guy still had a mustache.

Jare wrote:
You get a new [s]hat [/s] Top of the page dance but its big, pink and ugly so girls make fun of you
And since when does an android need a date? Didn't think that one through, did ya?
Author:  Chocozuma [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:54 pm ]
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Granted, Now he's got a Hitler mustache. Bummer.


I wish I wasn't so maniacal when It comes to getting revenge...
Author:  Somm-1 [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:56 pm ]
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Granted: But now you don't have that cool signature victory laugh.

I wish my foot wasn't on backwards.

Chocozuma wrote:
Granted, Now he's got a Hitler mustache. Bummer.
That's still better than him without a mustache.
Author:  Chocozuma [ Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:05 am ]
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Granted, it's on sideways.

I wish for a crown made of Gold and Obsidian.
Author:  Somm-1 [ Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:20 am ]
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Granted: But those materials only make up about 1% of the total crown. The rest of it is plastic.

I wish I didn't have to type these unlucky numbers every 108 minutes.
Author:  Chocozuma [ Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:41 am ]
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Granted, but now nobody knows which numbers not to pick, and the world falls into chaos.

I wish Those clams wouldn't be causing Intestinal Distress...
Author:  Wesstarrunner [ Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:34 am ]
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They aren't. But you still have intestinal distress for "unknown causes".

I wish I was president so that I could make steps toward world peace and more civil liberties.
Author:  Chocozuma [ Sun Aug 12, 2007 3:45 am ]
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Granted, but every country decides to declare war on the US the moment you're elected. Including Canada and Switzerland.


I wish I could eat anything.
Author:  Wesstarrunner [ Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:07 am ]
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You can. But it still gives you heartburn.

I wish for less work and more play.
Author:  weer5e [ Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:07 am ]
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you can, you just can't stop


I wish I could have the power to shot fire out of my limbs
Author:  DS_Kid [ Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:07 am ]
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Granted: However, in order for the fire to shoot out of your limbs, a hole had to be created on your wrists for the fire to escape from. You bleed to death.


I wish that my Homestar figurines came to life.
Author:  Chocozuma [ Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:04 am ]
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Granted, but they shout many blasphemous and profane things when you have company over.

I wish Coach Z wouldn't talk weird.
Author:  strongfan [ Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:50 pm ]
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Granted! But he speaks normal cuss words at you.
I wish you would tell me the rules in english and loud enough for you to hear me but not to loud to hurt me! And no, I'm not deaf!
Author:  Chocozuma [ Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:11 am ]
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Granted, but asking for such a thing is against the rules.

You're under arrest.


I wish the fire wouldn't burn me.
Author:  Jare [ Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:04 am ]
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Fire no longer burns you, but you suffocate on the smoke

I wish I bounce like a rubber ball
Author:  weer5e [ Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:31 am ]
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you can, you just shot out of the stratusphere though



I wish I could breath through my ears
Author:  Chocozuma [ Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:35 am ]
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Granted, but now you can ONLY breath through your ears. now you get abducted by Governmental scientists so they may study this strange ear-lung connection. You share a room with a man who can change colors who snores really, REALLY loudly. And you cant wear ear pugs, or you'll suffocate.

I wish I could levitate.
Author:  strongfan [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:43 pm ]
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Granted! But you hit your head on the sealing
Author:  Dndrhead [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:48 pm ]
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I wish I could avoid the Noid...
Author:  DS_Kid [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:04 pm ]
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Wish granted...in the commercials. It doesn't work in this e-Life, pal.

I wish that my summer work was complete.
Author:  Cleverdan [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:16 pm ]
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It is completed, but you fail all of it.

I wish I had a penny.
Author:  Rogue Leader [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:52 pm ]
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You hear a penny drop in the distance, and pick it up, but it was actually a penny dropped by a stealthy assassin and he strangles you with piano wire.

I wish I was in a good band, where all the band members didn't fight and we played for 20 years in harmony.
Author:  DS_Kid [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:18 pm ]
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Okay, but after twenty years, you guys decide to do one final concert. The only problem is that the drummer got drunk and beat you all to death with his drumsticks on-stage.

I wish that I either live or die.
Author:  this-guy [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:23 pm ]
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Granted... Now you live a life as Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.

I wish that I wish.
Author:  weer5e [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:58 pm ]
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you get it, but you wished you never wished that wish



I wish this wish could not be ruined
Author:  Cleverdan [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:01 pm ]
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It wasn't. You died ten years later by drinking poison.

I wish I had my stapler.
Author:  Dndrhead [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:04 pm ]
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You get it back, but you get your desk moved again...


Oh, and the avoid the noid thing was a joke, The dispute is over. :)


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Author:  The Noid [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:05 pm ]
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You do wish that. But, uhh, meningitis attacks immediately. Somehow.

I wish I was GOD
Author:  Dndrhead [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:07 pm ]
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So do I pal. So do I. You get your wish granted but you end up ruining the universe. Way to go, Pal.

I wish that I don't work at Intitech.

Edit: lol, page 69
Author:  weer5e [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:13 pm ]
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OK, now you work at INTEL



I wish I would make a funny pun about this being page 69
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