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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:18 pm 
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wtf? Pun? Nonono. You mean joke? I blam this wish.


I wish that I had Flash.

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Granted, but it's a version that will only work if you switch to... WINDOWS 98! Jibblie... jibblie jibblie....

I wish I could go to Sweet PUttin' CAkes.


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Zim Del Invasor wrote:
Granted, but it's a version that will only work if you switch to... WINDOWS 98! Jibblie... jibblie jibblie....

I wish I could go to Sweet PUttin' CAkes.
What? My gramma has a Windows 98, so I'm good. You didn't ruin that wish at all!

Yeah, Sure, Why not? But you have to invite your annoying friend.



I wish I didn't work at Intel.

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Yeah, Sure, Why not? But you have to invite your annoying friend.


I would have invited Erick anyway. =P

Wish granted, but now.... You're a poopsmith.


I wish that whole "Achy Breaky Heart" problem never happened.


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Wish granted, but now 1992 doesn't exist and I don't have a birfday.

I wish I could turn this cancer sign sideways.

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Granted, but then a long chain of events leads to your face imploding.

I wish Al Gore's name was Applesauce Potato.


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...killed in a freak anvil accident. STUPID RABBITS!

I wish that I had a lightsaber

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Granted, but you end up like this: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/lightsaber (WARNING: There is what could be a swear at the end. Or IS THERE? So if you're like 5.. don't look.)

I wish I was dead, in the underworld, and being tortured in the worst way possible and would be no matter what happens. (Try making THAT worse.)


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Okay, you get Ulysses S. Grant.

I wish Magna Carta had a big nose.

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Granted, but you get caught in the explosion (twice the size as that caused by a nuke) and get molecularly disassembled.


I wish I had a time machine.

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Wish Granted, but it controls itself and you are sucked into the Middle Ages, where you are killed by the Black Plague. You dead. Thanks for playing.

I wish any food was as good for you as any other food.

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Wish granted, but all of that food comes from Communist China and is tainted with lead paint and E. coli. :eek: :-D

I wish I could be elected President of the United States of America! :usa:

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wish granted! but you dont rule well and everyone makes fun of you. and to top it all off, youre from texas.

i wish i had a pie.


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^ROFL

Wish granted. Here's your cow pie...from Texas. :mrgreen:

I wish that people would stop watching American Idol.

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We have so much in common! Wish granted, but they start watching Canadian Idol.

I wish Orange Melonade tasted good.

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It tastes good, but probably cause it's got drugs in it.

I wish this post didn't exist.

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Wish Granted!

Wish Granted, but you're the only one who likes it!

I wish I was out of jail!

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wish granted, now you can roam the streets of Harlem with same amount of BP you would in prision.


I wish I didn't have a tarjeta roja

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Location: Nairobi, Kenya *crickets* Yeah, I wish!!
Granted but it becomes cursed and the person who touches it, dies. The police come to your house and arrest you with life in prison for murder.

I wish Spongebob wasn't a sell out.

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Granted but it becomes cursed and the person who touches it, dies. The police come to your house and arrest you with life in prison for murder.

I wish Spongebob wasn't a sell out.
Then Spongebob loses 90% of his sales and the company goes bankrupt.

I wish I had a giant sandwich!

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Granted. You are now the proud owner of some giants in between two slices of bread.

I wish for money.

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Granted! Enjoy this 1 peso, worth virtually nothing in the U.S.

EDIT: I wish I could get away with shooting Miley Cyrus. You may know her better as "Hannah Montana"

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[s]You're supposed to make a wish.[/s]
EDIT: You almost succeed, but get caught and your punishment is to act in High School Musical 3.

I wish I had Halo 3.

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[s]I edited the post. You're supposed to grant my wish.[/s]

And, I grant you Halo 3 wish. I stole it from a family of police officers, and they scratched the ever-loving crap out of it.

I wish I had a Music Man bass....

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1st wish: you shoot her but her parents have another kid and she's even worse

2nd wish: I don't know what it is but it explods and u die

i wish that i had a endless supley of chinese food

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Granted, but it only fills your hunger for an hour.

I wish English was the only language (because I suck at LOTE).

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granted but people re-invent the languages

I wish I was a monkey

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Granted! You are now a dead monkey!

I wish I had a Wii.

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Ok, your old game console turns into a Wii. Too bad it still had a game from a different console in it, so it breaks and you are left with nothing.

I wish I owned better computer games

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Granted but they get scratched and u die

i wish I had any power of my choice

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