Wish granted, but all of that food comes from Communist China and is tainted with lead paint and E. coli.
I wish I could be elected President of the United States of America!
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| Author: | Dndrhead [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:18 pm ] |
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wtf? Pun? Nonono. You mean joke? I blam this wish. I wish that I had Flash. |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:22 pm ] |
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Granted, but it's a version that will only work if you switch to... WINDOWS 98! Jibblie... jibblie jibblie.... I wish I could go to Sweet PUttin' CAkes. |
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| Author: | Dndrhead [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:27 pm ] |
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Zim Del Invasor wrote: Granted, but it's a version that will only work if you switch to... WINDOWS 98! Jibblie... jibblie jibblie.... What? My gramma has a Windows 98, so I'm good. You didn't ruin that wish at all!
I wish I could go to Sweet PUttin' CAkes. Yeah, Sure, Why not? But you have to invite your annoying friend. I wish I didn't work at Intel. |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:30 pm ] |
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Dndrhead wrote: Yeah, Sure, Why not? But you have to invite your annoying friend.
I would have invited Erick anyway. =P Wish granted, but now.... You're a poopsmith. I wish that whole "Achy Breaky Heart" problem never happened. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:02 am ] |
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Wish granted, but now 1992 doesn't exist and I don't have a birfday. I wish I could turn this cancer sign sideways. ♋ |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:23 am ] |
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Granted, but then a long chain of events leads to your face imploding. I wish Al Gore's name was Applesauce Potato. |
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| Author: | Dndrhead [ Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:46 am ] |
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...killed in a freak anvil accident. STUPID RABBITS! I wish that I had a lightsaber |
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| Author: | Zim Del Invasor [ Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:16 am ] |
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Granted, but you end up like this: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/lightsaber (WARNING: There is what could be a swear at the end. Or IS THERE? So if you're like 5.. don't look.) I wish I was dead, in the underworld, and being tortured in the worst way possible and would be no matter what happens. (Try making THAT worse.) |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Fri Aug 17, 2007 10:42 am ] |
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Okay, you get Ulysses S. Grant. I wish Magna Carta had a big nose. |
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| Author: | Chocozuma [ Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:09 pm ] |
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Granted, but you get caught in the explosion (twice the size as that caused by a nuke) and get molecularly disassembled. I wish I had a time machine. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:16 pm ] |
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Wish Granted, but it controls itself and you are sucked into the Middle Ages, where you are killed by the Black Plague. You dead. Thanks for playing. I wish any food was as good for you as any other food. |
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| Author: | Hosehead [ Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:24 pm ] |
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Wish granted, but all of that food comes from Communist China and is tainted with lead paint and E. coli.
I wish I could be elected President of the United States of America!
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| Author: | Askingforachallenge [ Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:26 pm ] |
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wish granted! but you dont rule well and everyone makes fun of you. and to top it all off, youre from texas. i wish i had a pie. |
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| Author: | Hosehead [ Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:12 pm ] |
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^ROFL Wish granted. Here's your cow pie...from Texas. 
I wish that people would stop watching American Idol. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:14 pm ] |
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We have so much in common! Wish granted, but they start watching Canadian Idol. I wish Orange Melonade tasted good. |
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| Author: | Color Printer [ Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:35 pm ] |
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It tastes good, but probably cause it's got drugs in it. I wish this post didn't exist. |
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| Author: | strongfan [ Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:56 pm ] |
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Wish Granted! Wish Granted, but you're the only one who likes it! I wish I was out of jail! |
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| Author: | weer5e [ Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:01 pm ] |
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wish granted, now you can roam the streets of Harlem with same amount of BP you would in prision. I wish I didn't have a tarjeta roja |
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| Author: | Kristanni X [ Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:43 pm ] |
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Granted but it becomes cursed and the person who touches it, dies. The police come to your house and arrest you with life in prison for murder. I wish Spongebob wasn't a sell out. |
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| Author: | 16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:37 pm ] |
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Kristanni X wrote: Granted but it becomes cursed and the person who touches it, dies. The police come to your house and arrest you with life in prison for murder. Then Spongebob loses 90% of his sales and the company goes bankrupt.
I wish Spongebob wasn't a sell out. I wish I had a giant sandwich! |
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| Author: | Potates [ Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:54 pm ] |
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Granted. You are now the proud owner of some giants in between two slices of bread. I wish for money. |
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| Author: | AbuGrape45 [ Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:56 pm ] |
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Granted! Enjoy this 1 peso, worth virtually nothing in the U.S. EDIT: I wish I could get away with shooting Miley Cyrus. You may know her better as "Hannah Montana" |
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| Author: | iand93 [ Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:57 pm ] |
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[s]You're supposed to make a wish.[/s] EDIT: You almost succeed, but get caught and your punishment is to act in High School Musical 3. I wish I had Halo 3. |
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| Author: | AbuGrape45 [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:02 am ] |
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[s]I edited the post. You're supposed to grant my wish.[/s] And, I grant you Halo 3 wish. I stole it from a family of police officers, and they scratched the ever-loving crap out of it. I wish I had a Music Man bass.... |
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| Author: | silent wulf [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:12 am ] |
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1st wish: you shoot her but her parents have another kid and she's even worse 2nd wish: I don't know what it is but it explods and u die i wish that i had a endless supley of chinese food |
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| Author: | just a username [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:12 am ] |
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Granted, but it only fills your hunger for an hour. I wish English was the only language (because I suck at LOTE). |
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| Author: | silent wulf [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:15 am ] |
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granted but people re-invent the languages I wish I was a monkey |
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| Author: | iand93 [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:17 am ] |
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Granted! You are now a dead monkey! I wish I had a Wii. |
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| Author: | Biscuithead [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:19 am ] |
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Ok, your old game console turns into a Wii. Too bad it still had a game from a different console in it, so it breaks and you are left with nothing. I wish I owned better computer games |
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| Author: | silent wulf [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:20 am ] |
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Granted but they get scratched and u die i wish I had any power of my choice |
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