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Author:  iand93 [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:23 am ]
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You wish for the Midas touch and scratch your nose. Have fun being a statue.

I wish I had a better guitar.
Author:  AbuGrape45 [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:28 am ]
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You get a Standard Stratocaster. Oh wait... It's the Spanish edition. What a rip.

I wish I had a better computer.
Author:  silent wulf [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:30 am ]
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Granted! it's to high powered and it exploeds and u die

I wish I was the coolest and most popular person on the forum
Author:  iand93 [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:31 am ]
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You get an iMac...with Windows 95!!!!

I wish my winter break was longer.

EDIT: @Abu. (I can't wait til we get phpbb3.)
Author:  Biscuithead [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:32 am ]
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You get to come to Australia, where we have our 2 month summer break over Christmas! Unfortunately you're still wearing warm clothes so you melt to death.

EDIT: oop, forgot to wish.

I wish it was easier to think of things to wish for
Author:  silent wulf [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:33 am ]
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similpost
Author:  AbuGrape45 [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:34 am ]
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Make a wish, Biscuithead.

I wish Santa was a hot chick who showed up at peoples houses in tight clothes.
Author:  iand93 [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:36 am ]
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You get your wish but by the time she gets to your house, she has eaten so many cookies that people left out for her that she is now a fat chick in tight clothes.

I wish TV/Radjo had no commercials.
Author:  silent wulf [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:42 am ]
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granted! but now you don't know about products and the world goes bankrupt

I wish I knew how to swim
Author:  Biscuithead [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:54 am ]
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You are now the best swimmer in the world. You are so excited that you swim as far as you can and end up in the middle of the ocean and are lost forever.

I wish my mp3 player could hold more songs
Author:  silent wulf [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:03 am ]
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Granted but their all stolen songs you get arrested

I wish I was the coolest and most popular person on the forum
Author:  poopskin [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:57 am ]
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Granted. Everybody wants to get you because you are just TOO awesome, and you are ripped apart. The parts are sold on EbAY (i sold the left ear)

I wish i had a PC with every OS that ever existed on it (that WASN't BROKEN.)
Author:  Sloshy [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:10 am ]
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Granted, but I get jealous and kill you.

I wish I had a 100% safe stuffed chinchilla.
Author:  Biscuithead [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:18 am ]
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A wild chinchilla is killed and stuffed for you. It is 100% safe, but the rest of it's family are angry so they attack you and take it back, destroying your house and family in the process.

I wish I could burninate stuff
Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:44 pm ]
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Wish granted! You accidentally burn down your house, family, and all of your belongings!

I wish that I could think of something to wish for.
Author:  silent wulf [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:55 pm ]
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Almost granted! u think to much and your head asplods

I wish could be invisable
Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:06 pm ]
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silent wulf wrote:
Almost granted! u think to much and your head asplods

I wish could be invisable
You get caught in the middle of a shooting and die because nobody can see you!

I wish for Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
Author:  just a username [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:12 pm ]
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Granted but there is only one playable character, the Sandbag.

I wish there were no n00bs (but still be newbs).
Author:  Potates [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:15 pm ]
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Granted. The newbs happen to be zombies, and eat your brains. At least they were nice about it.

I wish for a pony. Made of cotton candy. Oh, and some socks.
Author:  just a username [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:27 pm ]
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Granted, but sugar addicts swarm and eat the cotton candy pony and the socks for some reason
Author:  silent wulf [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:01 pm ]
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Jau u need a wish I'll make one
I wish I had a wii
Author:  iand93 [ Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:26 pm ]
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You get a Wii, but the only game it will play is that horrible Mario and Sonic Olympics one.

I wish I could play drums.
Author:  silent wulf [ Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:01 am ]
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u become famous for playing them and die from a drug addiction

i wish was as cool as the real silentwulf
Author:  AbuGrape45 [ Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:08 am ]
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I do too.

I wish I had a better bass. freaking 180 dollar Yamaha...
Author:  just a username [ Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:50 am ]
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Granted, You get a bass, but a rock wannabe steals it.

I wish newer RPGs were harder.
Author:  Potates [ Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:08 am ]
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Granted. Someone beats you over the head with one, and you die because it was so hard.

I wish I wasn't sick.
Author:  ed 'lim' smilde [ Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:11 am ]
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Granted, you aren't sick, but you failed a history test in school today because you were there.

I wish everyone used proper grammar here.
Author:  CX360 [ Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:11 am ]
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Granted, but now proper grammar is improper grammar.

I wish my nephew Derik was 15 instead of 7.
Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:57 am ]
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Granted. Ah, 15, the age of rebellion and angst. Hope you don't like colours other than black.

I wish I was playing Apollo Justice.
Author:  this-guy [ Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:08 pm ]
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Granted. STOP PROCRASTINATING

I wish I had a computer.
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