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Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:08 am ]
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COLA wrote:
i wish for $$60,000,000,000 that cant be destroyed, that i cn touch, that i can spend on things, that i can use for whatever purposes i want, and that they cant be burned, maimed, ripped, or disintegrated, and cannot harm me or anyone in anyway unless i spend it on something dangerouse, then it will only harm whoever i use it on.
This is not Trigun and you will not catch Vast the Stampede.

Christmas Shoppingiom wrote:
I wish I could think of what to wish for.
You have no brain sorry

I wish to know the ultimate question.
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:23 am ]
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Granted. The question is, "Is 'hologram' a concrete noun or an abstract noun?" You get confused, and your head a splode.

I wish I had a black-and-red striped top hat. A NICE one, not a felt one.
Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:30 am ]
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Here is your ha....oh, this hat belongs to the Cat in the Hat. He gets made and lets Thing 1 and Thing 2 out in your house.


I don't wish for $1,000,000,000,000
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:38 am ]
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Granted. You don't get any money. In fact, you get all of your money taken away from you.

I wish I had a skull necklace.
Author:  Jare [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:50 am ]
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Granted, but its cursed and, Agh Grack, you de some how.

I wish Bonus Stage wouldn't end at Episode 100
Author:  Mr.KISS [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:36 am ]
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Granted! It ends at episode 76.

I wish for a watch.
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:39 am ]
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Granted. Oh, wait, that was a miniature time bomb. Oh well.

I wish my good headphones weren't broken.

(Uh...they've done up to Episode 83 now...)
Author:  Mr.KISS [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:41 am ]
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Granted! Now your ears are broken, but your headphones are fixed!

(I don't watch Bonus Stage so I didn't know, I just took a wild stab at it)


I wish for some Go-Go boots
Author:  Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:56 am ]
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you get boots, an one of the Go-Go's, you know, that punk rock chick band from the 80s?



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This is not Trigun and you will not catch Vast the Stampede.


well, i can catch him! Im Kane the long Shot, but with a better AMR, and can shoot a Gnat at 2 miles with a clear line of sight.

i wish for something inconspicuouse.
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:12 am ]
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Granted. You misspelled "inconspicuous", though (and I may have as well), so you don't get what you wanted.

I wish I had a boyfriend. A modestly hot one.
Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:38 pm ]
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Cthulhu Santa wrote:
well, i can catch him! Im Kane the long Shot, but with a better AMR, and can shoot a Gnat at 2 miles with a clear line of sight.
Umm..Vash defeated Caine the Longshot.

Robot Santanator Mandy wrote:
I wish I had a boyfriend. A modestly hot one.
Sorry they are all too old.


I wish for a new job.
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:59 pm ]
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Granted. Your new job is horrible, pays badly, has no health care plan, and is boring, tedious, and dangerous. But it's not your OLD job! It's worse!

I wish I had a little plush doll of Mandy.
Author:  Didymus [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:30 pm ]
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Ding! You turn into a plushy. Jitka walks by and says, "Hey, look! It's a Shippinator Mandy plushy! I think I'll take it home. Then I'll hug her and sqeeze her and name her George."

I wish for world peace.
Author:  Jonn-E [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:32 pm ]
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ok but aliens come and zap us ;)
i wish for 1000 wishs
B E A T T H A T !!
Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:32 pm ]
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Thanks jerky, WW3 just broke out.


I wish to be hit with the FCOT+3.
Author:  Didymus [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:39 pm ]
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You get hit with Folding Chair of Clobberation +5 instead. No Saving Throw, either!

I wish the moon really were made of cheese.
Author:  Jare [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:59 pm ]
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Granted but then it stinks up the world and everyone suffocates, nice jorb, meat ball face...butt



I wish that I were part cat, (even though people protest agains male half cats)
Author:  Shopiom [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:09 pm ]
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You stop caring about people, as cats do, and now no one likes you.

I wish I could do a backflip.
Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:55 pm ]
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You do it and you break your back.


I wish I were Tupac.
Author:  Code J [ Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:50 am ]
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Granted! You walk into a mall and a mob of fans swarms you and some kid trips you and you break your face.
I wish for a a life-size Homestar model. One that dosnt fall and squish me.
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:04 am ]
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Granted. It's sentient. And evil. It kills j00.

I wish I had a non-evil, non-sentient Rya plushie that would not come to life and kill me or do anything of the sort.
Author:  Didymus [ Thu Dec 01, 2005 3:36 pm ]
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You get a Rya plushy. But Funkstar thinks that it looks like Raven, so he drools all over it.

I wish I could invent 300 more uses for the peanut.
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Dec 01, 2005 3:38 pm ]
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Granted. Unfortunately, none of them are GOOD uses.

(What? Rya does NOT resemble Raven! AT ALL!)

I wish Funkstar would stop his Raven-leching once and for all.
Author:  DukeNuke [ Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:03 pm ]
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He does. However, Clan rHrN comes back and trolls the forums into oblivion.

I wish I was the richest guy in the world!
Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:02 pm ]
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Sorry I take all of your money, you are now a bum on the street.



I wish for the Best of You.
Author:  Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:34 am ]
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you get it. but unfortunatly you accidently got the Pubessent teenager part of me, that girl you like leaves her boyfriend, and comes up to you wanting to get with you, but im there and my stupidest pick-up-line gets her to ask me out.("how you doin?"), we get married, have 2 children, then we go politically insane. you die of natural causes.


i wish for a Electromagnetic sheild around me.
Author:  Acekirby [ Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:37 am ]
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You get a shield. However, the polarity is reversed, and everything is attracted to it and you're killed by the flying...well, everything!

I wish I was Phil Argus.
Author:  Ninti [ Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:11 am ]
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Wish granted. You die a lonely, sad, life.


I wish I didn't have school anymore and would still get a good education without home schooling.
Author:  Shopiom [ Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:13 am ]
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You go to jail for not going to school.

I wish I had a bag of gummy sharks right now.
Author:  Douglas [ Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:13 am ]
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Granted. You're so smart your brain explodes all over your significant other. Ew.

I wish the girl I liked liked me back.
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