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Wish granted. The computer explodes.


I wish that I had a box of Tic-Tacs.

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granted but you choke on them and die

I wish I had rock band

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"I gut you like sheep."

Granted. You are now made of granite.

I wish I picked a better hiding spot.

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You did. You are now, however, being stung by hundreds of killer bees.

I wish I had a 12-pack of Mountain Dew.

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granted but it turns in to pitch black and you die from puking

i wish I had a pet trogdor

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"I gut you like sheep."

Wish granted. Now you are burninated.

I wish I wasted a wish.

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Granted.

I wish I was Johnny Thunder.

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

Granted, but since you didn't specify if you wanted to be the comic book character or the singer you get turned into a freakish hybrid of the two.

I wish my Government II and World Lit homework would finish itself.

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Shameless Flogging Molly fan

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"The next worst word you can couple with the word fan is, you guessed it, the word FICTION."-Strong Bad, "fan club"

Granted with a BATTLE TO THE DEATH

I wish Somm-1 was a user at this forum.

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Granted. He lurks and never contributes. EVER.



I wish I was with Doom Schneider, and clinging tightly to said Doom.

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Rather then clinging to doom, you find yourself clinging to a cacodemon. You DEEEEEEEEEEAD.

I wish i had a famicom.

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Granted. The famicon blows up. YOU DEA- *hit*


I wish I could run as fast as Sonic the Hedgehog!

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Wish granted. You get a bunny hood! You run off the side of the stage.

I wish Strong Bad would answer my email.

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Wish granted. He never really answers it, but instead goes on to talk about how the KOT ate an elephant once without chewing.


I wish I could see Rammstein live RIGHT NAO!

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You do, but something screws up with the pyrotechnics and you get 92d degree burns.

*wishes for 24 hours of sunlight* Cue smb3 jokes

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Granted. Eventually, 24 hours of sunlight turns to 24 hours of rainstorms.

You die in a freak lightning accident.

I wish my cousin wasn't so busy so I could see him more often.

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Granted. Your cousin comes to see you, but is struck by a meteor on the way to your house.

I wish for My own personal GLAdos.

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Granted. It blows up.


I wish for a pet fox.

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Granted and it gnaws your face off and you die

I wish school was never invented

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"I gut you like sheep."

You become a blithering moron, as much as i hate school myself.

Wishes for Furry-Gone™ Aerosol Spray™

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Granted. Kef, Ian, and many other important people disappear forever. Good going, Einstein.


I wish I had a TAME pet wolf that can't harm me or anyone else.

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Whaddayouknow, you get silentwolf.

*wishes for Massive party after usage of said Furry-Gone™ Aerosol Spray™*

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Granted. The party is a huge.... failure. You eventually move out of the country under a different name, because no one wants to be your friend.


I wish for AWESOME GUITAR SKILLZ

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You slice your fingers off during a Lixx that is just too hot.

*wishes for a bigger bedroom*

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[you spelled my name wrong]
granted and eveyone there steals every can you have and then the furries attack

i wish the real silentwulf was my friend

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"I gut you like sheep."

Granted. He eventually runs away with no more than a note left behind.

I wish I rocked at Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity.

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Granted. But now you have no other talents.

I wish teenage girls didn't have that annoying teenage girl voice.

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Granted. They now speak in even higher pitched squeaks.

I wish I could fly.

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Granted, but you can never land again.

I wish that my car wasn't only a few years older than me.

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Shameless Flogging Molly fan

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"The next worst word you can couple with the word fan is, you guessed it, the word FICTION."-Strong Bad, "fan club"

Granted. Your car is the first wheel.

I wish I could post on these forums.

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