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Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:35 pm ]
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Granted. The posts can't be any longer than one character.


I wish it was summer so I didn't have to go to school for like 2 and a half months.

Author:  poopskin [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:51 am ]
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Granted, but what about when summer ends?

I wish i had a second sammich. (Poopskin will stop displaying KOT-like tendencies right now.)

Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:58 am ]
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Granted. The sandwich is old, crusty, and moldy.
I wish it was always summer so I never had to go to school.

Author:  this-guy [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:41 am ]
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Granted. You die of skin cancer.

I wish I had SPF 90 sunscreen.

Author:  just a username [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:35 pm ]
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Granted, you put it on everytime you go outside, than visiting the doctor you realise you have severe Vitamin D deficiency.

I wish there were no n00bs (not newbs) on the internet.

Author:  silent wulf [ Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:26 pm ]
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granted and you disappear.(just kidding)


I wish I had rock band

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:18 pm ]
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Granted. They now start playing as load as possible every night at 1 AM in your garage.

I wish I had a time machine (that works more than once, OK?)

Author:  silent wulf [ Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:27 pm ]
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Granted but it only goes forward at normal speed so I guess you could say it's just a cardboard box with time masheen written in sharpie on the side

I wish I was old enough to drive and I had a car

Author:  gino [ Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:13 pm ]
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Granted, your 80, have a lemon, and are in the hospital dieing

I wish I had a laptop

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:21 pm ]
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Granted! I dropped a rabid wolverine on top of your lap!

I wish my math teacher wouldn't freely give out math scores to everyone; just to the people who got them.

Author:  Setsumi-san [ Mon Mar 03, 2008 2:02 am ]
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Granted, but now he/she's the most boring teacher you have.

I wish weekends were three days long.

Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Mon Mar 03, 2008 2:55 am ]
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Granted, you now have 4x the homework you normally have on Tuesdays.

I wish the ISAT tests weren't a big deal and we didn't have to do them.

Author:  this-guy [ Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:55 am ]
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Granted. Now you have to do another, more difficult test.

I wish I didn't eat Taco Bell yesterday.

Author:  Setsumi-san [ Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:10 pm ]
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Granted. You eat it every other day for the rest of your life and your digestive system mutates.

I wish I had Coach Z's accent.

Author:  this-guy [ Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:37 pm ]
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Granted. Unfartunatley, so dores ev'ryone else!

I wish most people didn't consider fat ugly.

Author:  silent wulf [ Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:09 pm ]
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granted. now they consider skinny ugly

i wish I could move out of my parents house

Author:  Biscuithead [ Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:50 am ]
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You can! You now live in a cardboard box on the street corner.

I wish university was really as easy as television had led me to believe.

Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:40 pm ]
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Granted. You whiz right through beings it's so easy, and get a crappy job working as a substitute Poopsmith. :poop:

I wish the new Rammstein album was out.

Author:  Setsumi-san [ Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:09 pm ]
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Granted, but the new Taranchula album comes out on the same day and fans of each group murder each other in an attempt to get to the record store first.

I wish I owned a real diamond tiara like Queen Elizabeth's.

Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:10 pm ]
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Granted, but some guy steals the tiara and sells it on Some Type of Online Auction for millions.
You never get to wear it.

I wish I had a pet hedgehog.

Author:  this-guy [ Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:52 pm ]
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Granted. You die somehow.

I wish she didn't die somehow.

Author:  silent wulf [ Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:14 pm ]
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Granted. you die somehow

I wish I was a famous chef

Author:  this-guy [ Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:47 pm ]
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BAM! Unfortunately, you aren't any good at cooking.

I wish people didn't throw up because of chefman over here.

Author:  silent wulf [ Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:52 pm ]
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granted it never happened because I'm a really good chef

I wish that I wouldn't get hungry an hour after eating chinese food

Author:  this-guy [ Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:13 pm ]
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Granted. Now you get hungry a minute after you eat Chinese food.

I wish I had Turnstiles.


The album.

Author:  Potates [ Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:25 pm ]
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Granted. It comes snapped in two.

I wish that I never wished this wish.

Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:28 pm ]
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Granted. You wished a crappier wish.

I wish I didn't get those teeth yanked out.

Author:  silent wulf [ Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:38 pm ]
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granted they keep growing till they rip the top of your head off and you die

I wish I was famous

Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:31 am ]
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Granted. That video of you dancing around in a Princess Peach costume, the one you swore you burned, somehow gets onto Youtube and becomes the #1 video within a week. Enjoy your internet fame.

I wish I had more time for video games.

Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:33 am ]
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Granted. You have about 2 seconds more.

I wish it was a snow day forever.

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