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Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:36 am ]
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Granted. The Earth is permanently covered in 20 feet of snow. Hope you're not on the ground floor.

I wish I had laser vision.
Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:38 am ]
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Granted. You burn your eyes and go blind.


I wish Steve Irwin wasn't dead. And wasn't a zombie.

(Hah.)
Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:40 am ]
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Granted. Guess who that sting ray is coming for now.

I wish I was a productive member of society.
Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:42 am ]
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Granted. Eventually, one of your experiments takes over the world. Guess who its first victim is.

I wish there wasn't a sting ray after me. *runs*
Author:  silent wulf [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:02 am ]
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granted now it's back after steve (now look what you did)

I wish I could travel thru time
Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:04 am ]
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Granted. You go back too far and get stomped on by a Brontosaurus. You dead.

O_O I wish the stingray wasn't after me or Steve!
Author:  silent wulf [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:07 am ]
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granted now it's after me Ramrod

I wish I had a wii
Author:  Shadowfox [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:47 am ]
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wish granted, but the slot is broken so nothing can be played on it.

I wish I had a new DS
Author:  this-guy [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:44 am ]
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Potates wrote:
Granted. It comes snapped in two.


I wish there wasn't a stingray after Irwin, RammsteinRunner, ramrod or me.
Author:  Biscuithead [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:57 am ]
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Granted, one stingray is not after any of those people. A whole army of them is after everyone in the world.

I wish I was excluded from this.
Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:20 pm ]
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Granted. Your fate is much, much more horrible then death by stingray.

I wish Primus would release a new album.
Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:18 pm ]
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Granted. It comes snapped in two. It's defective and can't be played.


I wish I couldn't make typos.
Author:  silent wulf [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:25 pm ]
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Grnted niw evryonr ese dosw

I wish I could think of something to wish for
Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:29 pm ]
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Granted. You wished for a robot, that takes over the world. I wonder who it killed first.


I wish I was the world's most famous guitarist.
Author:  silent wulf [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:32 pm ]
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Granted. you become addicted to a variety of drugs and from an over dose

I wish...I still can't think of any thing
Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:34 pm ]
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You didn't give me anything to work with there.


I wish my school wasn't full of they who are RETARDED RETARDED LA-DEE-STINKIN-DEE!
Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:31 am ]
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Granted. Now your school is full of Mensa super-geniuses who consider YOU retarded.

I wish I didn't have insomnia.
Author:  this-guy [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:57 am ]
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Granted. Now you're narcoleptic.

I wish you'd wash Miss Mash.
Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:00 pm ]
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Granted. I wash her so much, she turns to dust.


I wish I had a pizza.
Author:  silent wulf [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:51 pm ]
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Granted but I hack a big loogey on it

I wish I could ski all the time
Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:55 pm ]
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Granted. You eventually die because of the cold.

I wish I could meet Chester Bennington.
Author:  silent wulf [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:02 pm ]
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granted you meet him at his funeral

I wish hannah montana was dead
Author:  gino [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:57 pm ]
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granted, but for every one you kill 2 more take its place!!

i wish i could fly!!!!
Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:58 pm ]
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Granted, you die when an airplane hits you head on.

I wish I could see Santana live.
Author:  AbuGrape45 [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:04 am ]
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Granted. On that same night, they announce that Carlos has died.

I wish you couldn't possibly ruin my wish.
Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:06 am ]
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Granted. I ruin your wish somehow.


I wish I was a wolf that lived in a wildlife preserve that had an impenetrable fence and thus couldn't be killed by hunters.
Author:  AbuGrape45 [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:09 am ]
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Granted. The fence just happens to be electric, and you run into it and meet your demise. Hope you've been a good little Hindu wolf!

I wish n00bs didn't exist.
Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:12 am ]
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Granted. The noobs still exist, and spam every forum on the Internet. Good goin'.

I wish I had Santana-like guitar skillz.
Author:  AbuGrape45 [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:20 am ]
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Granted. Now all you need is a guitar.

I wish stupid people would just hurry up and die.
Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:24 am ]
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Granted. The world has only a few people in it, and guess who one of them isn't.

I wish I had a guitar so I could show off my Santana skillz.
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