Ruin a Wish

Shadowfox · **Posted:** Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:25 am

Granted, a different god overthrows you and smites you.

I wish I had some gum.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

you get gums from and old guy who smokes a lot of whacko tobaco

i wish i had the power to control time

this-guy · **Posted:** Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:39 am

Granted. You erase yourself from history.

I wish you a merry Xmas and a Happy New Year.

just a username · **Posted:** Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:29 pm

Granted, but you get called wierd as it is March.

I wish for a spaceship!

silent wulf · **Posted:** Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:11 pm

granted it crashes and you die

I wish for infanate wishes

just a username · **Posted:** Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:38 pm

Granted, but these are wishes of nothing and infinity times zero equals zero.

I wish Mother 3 was released in America and Australia.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted it gets realeased, but the guys who dubbed it suck at english and it becomes crappy

i wish i had final fantasy vi for the game boy advance

Setsumi-san · **Posted:** Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:47 pm

Granted. You stink at the game and tire of it quickly.

I wish I had the complete Princess Tutu boxset.

this-guy · **Posted:** Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:31 pm

Granted. It sucks. :(

I wish silent wulf's wishes were divided by zero.

silent wulf · **Posted:** Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:49 pm

granted now I have evan more... I think

I wish there was another tenacious D movie

poopskin · **Posted:** Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:56 am

Granted. you find it in the "Straight-to-dvd" section of the local grocery store's budget bin.

I wish i had GLaDOS for a computer.

silent wulf · **Posted:** Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:10 am

Granted it trys to kill you and it eats your cake

I wish I had an endless supply of root beer

poopskin · **Posted:** Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:14 am

Granted. you drown in the tepid root beer..

I wish i had a Aperture science handheld portal device (that launches both the blue and orange portals) so i can ward off GLaDOS, then defy the laws of physics.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

Granted but some how, without the laws of physics, you can not survive and die

I wish for a bottle of coca cola

silent wulf · **Posted:** Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:25 am

granted but "secretly" I peed in it

I wish I was as awesome as chuck norris

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but chuck norris becomes a complete weirdo

i wish that i can get a pet dragon for christmas

Sloshy · **Posted:** Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:51 am

Granted, but they're all happy and blow fire that makes everyone laugh to death. No fun.

I wish I was able to fly.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but you fly directly into the sun and burn to a crisp

i wish that the movie son of mask didnt exist cuz its a crappy movie

Sloshy · **Posted:** Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:01 am

Granted. But... um... you get... burninated... for it... I guess. :trogdor:

I fish I had a wish.

*AHEM*

I wish I had a fish.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but the fish eats you

i wish one of the emails i sent to strong bad will get answered in the next episode

this-guy · **Posted:** Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:15 am

Granted, but only in a second.

I wish I had more cold pizza.

silent wulf · **Posted:** Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:21 pm

granted it's fozen solid

i wish I had a wii

poopskin · **Posted:** Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:52 pm

Granted, But you don't have brawl.

I wish i could Time travel.

silent wulf · **Posted:** Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:54 pm

granted you appear next jfk and you get shot too, you both die

I wish tom cruise was dead

this-guy · **Posted:** Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:28 pm

Granted, but so are you.

I wish I was a vegetable.

silent wulf · **Posted:** Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:37 pm

granted now you're some one who can't move

I wish I had G4 on my regular cable TV

Potates · **Posted:** Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:39 pm

Granted. It's all you get. And the only thing on, ever, is X-play (horrible show). And you're forced to watch it, 24 hours a day. You shoot yourself because Adam Sessler is so Funk annoying.

I wish I had a new guitar.

silent wulf · **Posted:** Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:46 pm

Potates wrote:

Granted. It's all you get. And the only thing on, ever, is X-play (horrible show). And you're forced to watch it, 24 hours a day. You shoot yourself because Adam Sessler is so freaking eh annoying.

I wish I had a new guitar.

[out of game:Xplay isn't that bad but I do prefer ninja warrior]
granted it comes snapped in half

I wish I was on ninja warrior

Setsumi-san · **Posted:** Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:48 pm

Granted. All the other contestants are real ninjas who humiliate you in the obstacle course and then assassinate you.

I wish I had an extra week of Spring Break.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but somthing bad happens and you are dead for some reason

i wish i could play guitar like kik hammet, without him turning into an average guitar player

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