Ruin a Wish

Sloshy · **Posted:** Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:03 pm

Granted. Now he's dead, so you can't play at all.

I wish I was... a pigeon.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, you are shot by a pedestrian
i wish for a slice of peperoni pizza

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

Granted: But the Chef ran out of olive oil, so he had to improvise with motor oil.

I wish I had penny. I don't care if it's Canadian or whatever, I just want a coin that is some sort of penny.

this-guy · **Posted:** Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:36 pm

Granted. You now live on Penny Lane, apparently.

I wish my username on the Homestar Runner Wiki Forum was this-guy.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

Granted but the mod messed up and you are now this-girl

I wish i could...fly

this-guy · **Posted:** Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:40 pm

Granted, but you have no experience in flying, so you crash into a mountain.

I wish the mountains weren't the same colour as the sky.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

Granted, they are now the same colour as the water
I wish i didnt lose my guitar picks

poopskin · **Posted:** Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:50 pm

Granted. you lose your guitars instead.

i wish i had a pickled cucumber.

this-guy · **Posted:** Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:04 pm

Granted. It tastes terrible.

I wish poopskin had a hamburger on which to put his pickled cucumber.

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

Granted. It tastes terrible too.

I wish I "Bucket'O'Fries".

Biscuithead · **Posted:** Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:56 pm

Ok, you are placed in a large bucket and then into a deep fryer.

I wish there was no way to ruin my wish.

Sloshy · **Posted:** Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:00 am

Granted. The wish, instead of being ruined, is destroyed.

I wish I had a tame plane-flying elephant as a pet.

Paranigma · **Posted:** Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:15 am

Granted. But the elephant flies too high, and you suffocate.

I wish my parents bought me an iMac.

this-guy · **Posted:** Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:36 am

Granted. It was stolen from me and sold to them at a flea market.

I wish I still had a lungs!

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but they are the lungs of a chain smoker

i wish for an answer book to all my homework questions

Sloshy · **Posted:** Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:33 pm

Granted. The teacher finds out and eats it.

I wish I had 2 more wishes.

this-guy · **Posted:** Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:36 pm

Granted. "Two wishes" somehow gets mistranslated to "Blue fishes".

I wish for a buck.

Sloshy · **Posted:** Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:41 pm

Granted. It's angry at you and stabs you with it's antlers.

I wish I was fat.

this-guy · **Posted:** Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:43 pm

Granted. You are praised as the most handsome guy in the world.

I wish I had a fat girlfriend.

Sloshy · **Posted:** Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:46 pm

Granted. Word starts going around that you have a boyfriend that LOOKS like a girlfriend.
Whoops.

I wish I was in a Same Lame Game. or SLG.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but it is not lame in any way, so you shoot yourself
i wish for a video game that is not bad in anyway

silent wulf · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:11 am

granted insted it's horrible in every way

I wish tenacious D would do a concert in my area

Shadowfox · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:17 am

Granted, but they kick you out the moment you arrive.

I wish I didn't have writers block.

silent wulf · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:29 am

granted now you are dead somehow

I wish the 3rd tenacious D album would hurry up and come out

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:39 am

Granted, but they only print one copy. Ever.

I wish I was rich and famous.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

Granted, you are now Fred Durst, rich from limp bizket and famous for no one liking you

I wish for some pistashios

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

Granted:

They all drive you crazy.

I wish I knew how to deal with emos.

Biscuithead · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:30 am

Possibly the biggest ruining of wish ever:
You become one...

I wish everyone I invited could come to my party, and it would be awesome.

this-guy · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:35 am

Granted. It's awesome and it costs you $55,000 for the damage.

I wish I would be on time for the bus.

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

Granted: But the bus is never on time for you.

Biscuithead wrote:

Possibly the biggest ruining of wish ever:
You become one...

<emo> You ruined my wish! I hate you! I hate everyone because everyone hates me! I've done nothing wrong and yet everyone treats me like dirt! *tries to cut wrists with plasma torch*

I wish I was never constructed! </emo>

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