Ruin a Wish

Ath-a-late · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:53 pm

Granted. Vampire Dinosaur Spam Zombies take over the forum and there's no one immune to their spell to save us all.

I wish I didn't suck so much at my own favorite game.

Biscuithead · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:28 pm

Granted, the game becomes so easy you get bored of it in a few minutes.

I wish I didn't have to catch the train today.

R.O.B. · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:06 pm

You don't. The train catches you. And by catch, I mean squish. And by squish, I mean, you got ran over by a train.

I wish that I was the guy who went to that place and did that thing.

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

Granted, You are P. T. Flipycat, who went to the bottom of the ocean, and that thing you did? Drowned.

I wish I could talk to vegetables.

silent wulf · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:36 am

granted but they never have anything interesting to say

I wish I was in the band tenacious D

poopskin · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:24 am

You get squished after failing to play the greatest song in the world properly.

I wish i...Knew what i wished for?

this-guy · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:42 am

Granted. Now you're tearing your eyes and ears out.

I wish for world peace.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but you get bored and commit suicide and then the world goes back to normal, except it doesnt have you with it

I wish for earthworm jim on DVD

Setsumi-san · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:50 pm

Granted. Eathworm Jim sits on your favorite dvd and crushes it.

I wish I was a guest on The Colbert Report.

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

Granted, but you are so boring, the show gets canceled. Good going, I liked that show!

I wish that I had a jet.

silent wulf · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:44 pm

It crashes and you die

I wish I had a wii and brawl

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

Granted, but the Wii explodes, destroying the brawl disk.

I wish I had a Pikmin 2 guide.

silent wulf · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:48 pm

granted it comes torn in half

I wish I was a mod or admin at this forum

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but then this forum gets removed for too many mods in a forum, great job

i wish for a suit that gives me the ability to shrink and grow at will

silent wulf · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:38 am

granted you shrink and get stepped on

I wish a famous actor

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

You wish a famous actor... would sue you for everything you're worth? Granted!

Ath-a-late wrote:

Granted. Vampire Dinosaur Spam Zombies take over the forum and there's no one immune to their spell to save us all.

What? NO! I take it back! I wish I never wished myself out of existence! </It's a Wonderful Life>

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

you are back to life as the undead, you are a zombie
i wish i had a hat that fits my large head

Biscuithead · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:54 am

A witchdoctor shrinks your head, now it will fit into any hat. But you are dead.

I wish this forum had more regulars.

RammsteinRunner · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:19 am

Granted, but they all stink.

I wish I wasn't the only rock fan at school.

this-guy · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:03 am

Granted, but the only other rock fan is only a rock fan because of Guitar Hero; that's all he listens to.

I wish the next person would use a semicolon correctly.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

Granted; it doesnt happen though
i wish ... for one of me emails to be answered by strongbad

Biscuithead · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:23 pm

High Skool Artist wrote:

me emails

Ok, you are chopped into pieces and somehow made into a bunch of emails. Strong Bad answers one of them, but then it gets DELETED!
So, in a completely original twist to this game, you are now dead.

I wish I had 1000 posts.

this-guy · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:38 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, everyone else somehow gains 8000 posts.

I wish post was a unit of mass.

Biscuithead · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:40 pm

Granted, it's a pound. That means you gained 8000 pounds.

I wish I didn't gain 1000 pounds.

this-guy · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:45 pm

Granted. You gained -2000 pounds.

I wish people only gained 50 posts and I lost 1.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but then you get suspended
i wish i could go to an ozzfest

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:18 am

Granted. You get to go to Ozfest '08, the premier Wizard of Oz convention in the nation. In an odd bit of timing, all of the last surviving Munchkins die trying to sign autographs for you.

I wish I could solve a Rubik's Cube.

Biscuithead · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:59 am

You spend every day locked in your room trying to solve a Rubik's cube. After 3 years of this you finally emerge, having solved the puzzle. You show all your friends, but they all solved it in a few minutes.

I wish I never had to do exams.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but then you fail all your classes
i wish i didnt have to go to school today, or anytime for the rest of the month without me failing or anything

just a username · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:25 pm

Granted, however you are now a baby, meaning you will have to do the same classes in the future.

I wish everybody was fluent in English.

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