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 Post subject: Re: Ruin a Wish
PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:42 pm 
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Granted. Everybody is so fluent in English that people begin competing to see who can use the biggest words in everyday conversation. This conflict erupts into a nuclear war, and the fallout leads to nuclear winter. Everybody dies.

I wish my sinus problems would run away to China.

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 Post subject: Re: Ruin a Wish
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granted, your nose goes to china and you cant tast anything anymore
i wish i could play seek and destroy on the guitar

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 Post subject: Re: Ruin a Wish
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Location: I left the H*RWF. Goodbye, everybody.
Granted. Your guitar seeks you out and destroys you.

I wish I had an animation program on my computer.

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 Post subject: Re: Ruin a Wish
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granted, but then you get a whole bunch of computer viruses, like over 40000, viruses = very yes

i wish that my imagination wasnt broke

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 Post subject: Re: Ruin a Wish
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Location: The island. Where and when that is I cannot say...
Granted, now it runs completely perfectly. So perfectly in fact, that you will get an extraordinarily vivid mental image just from hearing certain words. Like, oh, say.... "SonicxShadow fanfiction." Enjoy!

I wish that kind of fanfiction didn't exist.

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 Post subject: Re: Ruin a Wish
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Granted. However, there is no possible way to ruin this wish by twisting your words around to create irony. To appease the thread's blood thirst and/or humiliation craving, you become a recurring villain in several other types of Fanfictions who is repeatedly defeated by Mary Sues.

I wish I the Adoring Fan would stop following me.
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Granted, he becomes you. Hey, at least he stopped following you.


I wish for free cheese.

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 Post subject: Re: Ruin a Wish
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Granted: But to get it, you have to watch both of these videos in order.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq9TnI7ssTU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO2q6fxaxC0

I wish that I had an extremely sharp blade and wit with which to simultaneously fight and insult the pirates of Melee Island™.


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 Post subject: Re: Ruin a Wish
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Granted, but, since you keep the blade above your bed while you sleep, it falls down, chopping your head off, so now your wit is useless.

I wish I knew if I would like World of Warcraft.

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 Post subject: Re: Ruin a Wish
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granted but the game ceases to exist and no one remembers it, not even you
i wish i was better at hockey

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Granted, but you're only better for two games.

I wish I was the most beautiful woman alive.

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Granted, but then you are hit by a meteor, making you an average-ly beautiful ghost.

I wish I could time travel.

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Granted, but you can only move forward through time at the same rate as everyone else.

I wish I had a better crossbow.


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granted, but you kill yourself with it
i wish kurt cobain was still alive

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 Post subject: Re: Ruin a Wish
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granted but he runs out of ideas for songs and kills him self anyway

I wish my brother wasn't so anoying

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 Post subject: Re: Ruin a Wish
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granted, your brother's not "so" anoying, new he's "extremly annoying"

i wish i could find that place i dreamed about

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 Post subject: Re: Ruin a Wish
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Granted. Welcome to your worst nightmare. Population: You and countless terrible terrors.

I wish the person granting this wish was a facewich.


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Granted. Your house blows up.

I wish that was the direction I wanted to go with this wish.

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granted, but your head explodes
i wish for sounding stuff

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Granted: A Horn of Valhalla appears at your feet. You press it to your lips and blow as hard as you can. 4 Barbarians appear to do your bidding... Unfortunately, you didn't meet the prerequisites for this particular type of Valhalla Horn, so the Barbarians attack you.

I wish I had a Philosopher’s Stone.


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Location: Accepting CHAAALLLEEENGEEESSS! with the Kool-Aid Man.
You flood the economy with gold and silver and it becomes worthless. You die lonely and alone.

I wish I had the most posts in this forum.

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Granted: You somehow manage to post over 25,000 posts in a single day. StrongRad tries to ban you for breaking the world record for posting after yourself a large number of times, but Ramrod bans you first for making him look bad.

I wonder what this note on the ground says.
*reads it out loud*
"I wish I had a Sphere of Annihilation."
Why would someone write this down and leave it in the middle of the Ruin a Wish thr... Oh, crap.


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Location: Accepting CHAAALLLEEENGEEESSS! with the Kool-Aid Man.
The Sphere of Annihilation is granted to you. While this is happening 10 small children are surrounding you. Once you get destroyed, the want to play with the ball. 9 of them are killed and one gains control and takes over the world.

I wish I was adored by all the ladies and not just most of them.

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Granted. Ladies never know when to stop!

I wish for a relevant ruin.

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granted... seriously
i wish that made sence

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Granted it made 3 cents

I wish I had a milkshake.

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granted, but they used rotten milk
i wish i could uh... transform... into, some sorta... dragon

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Granted. You transform into a dragon, and get slain by a nearby knight.


I wish for eight onions.

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granted, but the kill you by making you cry untill you get too dehydrated to live
i wish i had some more money

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 Post subject: Re: Ruin a Wish
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Granted. You have 3 more cents.

I wish I had 3 cents.

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