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| Author: | Strong Josh [ Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted. Everybody is so fluent in English that people begin competing to see who can use the biggest words in everyday conversation. This conflict erupts into a nuclear war, and the fallout leads to nuclear winter. Everybody dies. I wish my sinus problems would run away to China. |
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| Author: | High Skool Artist [ Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
granted, your nose goes to china and you cant tast anything anymore i wish i could play seek and destroy on the guitar |
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| Author: | 16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted. Your guitar seeks you out and destroys you. I wish I had an animation program on my computer. |
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| Author: | High Skool Artist [ Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
granted, but then you get a whole bunch of computer viruses, like over 40000, viruses = very yes i wish that my imagination wasnt broke |
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| Author: | Dark Grapefruit [ Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted, now it runs completely perfectly. So perfectly in fact, that you will get an extraordinarily vivid mental image just from hearing certain words. Like, oh, say.... "SonicxShadow fanfiction." Enjoy! I wish that kind of fanfiction didn't exist. |
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| Author: | Somm-1 [ Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted. However, there is no possible way to ruin this wish by twisting your words around to create irony. To appease the thread's blood thirst and/or humiliation craving, you become a recurring villain in several other types of Fanfictions who is repeatedly defeated by Mary Sues. I wish I the Adoring Fan would stop following me. 
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:55 am ] |
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Granted, he becomes you. Hey, at least he stopped following you. I wish for free cheese. |
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| Author: | Somm-1 [ Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted: But to get it, you have to watch both of these videos in order. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq9TnI7ssTU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO2q6fxaxC0 I wish that I had an extremely sharp blade and wit with which to simultaneously fight and insult the pirates of Melee Island™. |
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| Author: | gino [ Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted, but, since you keep the blade above your bed while you sleep, it falls down, chopping your head off, so now your wit is useless. I wish I knew if I would like World of Warcraft. |
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| Author: | High Skool Artist [ Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
granted but the game ceases to exist and no one remembers it, not even you i wish i was better at hockey |
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| Author: | Setsumi-san [ Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:32 pm ] |
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Granted, but you're only better for two games. I wish I was the most beautiful woman alive. |
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| Author: | gino [ Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted, but then you are hit by a meteor, making you an average-ly beautiful ghost. I wish I could time travel. |
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| Author: | Somm-1 [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted, but you can only move forward through time at the same rate as everyone else. I wish I had a better crossbow. |
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| Author: | High Skool Artist [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
granted, but you kill yourself with it i wish kurt cobain was still alive |
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| Author: | silent wulf [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:20 pm ] |
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granted but he runs out of ideas for songs and kills him self anyway I wish my brother wasn't so anoying |
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| Author: | High Skool Artist [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:23 pm ] |
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granted, your brother's not "so" anoying, new he's "extremly annoying" i wish i could find that place i dreamed about |
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| Author: | Somm-1 [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted. Welcome to your worst nightmare. Population: You and countless terrible terrors. I wish the person granting this wish was a facewich. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted. Your house blows up. I wish that was the direction I wanted to go with this wish. |
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| Author: | High Skool Artist [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
granted, but your head explodes i wish for sounding stuff |
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| Author: | Somm-1 [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted: A Horn of Valhalla appears at your feet. You press it to your lips and blow as hard as you can. 4 Barbarians appear to do your bidding... Unfortunately, you didn't meet the prerequisites for this particular type of Valhalla Horn, so the Barbarians attack you. I wish I had a Philosopher’s Stone. |
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
You flood the economy with gold and silver and it becomes worthless. You die lonely and alone. I wish I had the most posts in this forum. |
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| Author: | Somm-1 [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted: You somehow manage to post over 25,000 posts in a single day. StrongRad tries to ban you for breaking the world record for posting after yourself a large number of times, but Ramrod bans you first for making him look bad. I wonder what this note on the ground says. *reads it out loud* "I wish I had a Sphere of Annihilation." Why would someone write this down and leave it in the middle of the Ruin a Wish thr... Oh, crap. |
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
The Sphere of Annihilation is granted to you. While this is happening 10 small children are surrounding you. Once you get destroyed, the want to play with the ball. 9 of them are killed and one gains control and takes over the world. I wish I was adored by all the ladies and not just most of them. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted. Ladies never know when to stop! I wish for a relevant ruin. |
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| Author: | High Skool Artist [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:16 pm ] |
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granted... seriously i wish that made sence |
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| Author: | gino [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:19 pm ] |
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Granted it made 3 cents I wish I had a milkshake. |
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| Author: | High Skool Artist [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:21 pm ] |
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granted, but they used rotten milk i wish i could uh... transform... into, some sorta... dragon |
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| Author: | DumDeDum [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted. You transform into a dragon, and get slain by a nearby knight. I wish for eight onions. |
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| Author: | High Skool Artist [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
granted, but the kill you by making you cry untill you get too dehydrated to live i wish i had some more money |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted. You have 3 more cents. I wish I had 3 cents. |
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