Ruin a Wish

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but they can get you nothing cuz theyre fake
i wish i coud finish this sentance

Wesstarrunner · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:41 pm

Granted, but it ends with a link to a website that gets you banned from this forum.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Orange Soda.

this-guy · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:48 pm

Granted. You drink it in two minutes.

I wish I had a mobile phone to call Guinness.

Wesstarrunner · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:55 pm

You do, but it gives you brain cancer.

I wish Homestar Runner and all related characters were real.

Parlod · **Posted:** Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:42 pm

Granted. Except reality and fantasy cannot coexsist on the same plane, so everything that once was real is now just an internet cartoon.

I wish I was kick-awesome at the guitar.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but then you die younger than jimi hendrix and about as influensive as a tree branch

i wish anime japanese cartoons wern't so weird

Setsumi-san · **Posted:** Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:19 pm

Granted. Their would-be creators use their talent to remake Looney Tunes into a crackish mecha show.

I wish for twelve extremely hot cabana boys.

Shadowfox · **Posted:** Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:59 pm

Granted, they dump you.

I wish brawl had better voice acting.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but then it gets discontinued the next day for being too good
i wish this wish gets wrecked

Coleslaw · **Posted:** Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:47 am

High Skool Artist wrote:

granted, but then it gets discontinued the next day for being too good
i wish this wish gets wrecked

Congradulations. You are now the magic Tony Danza.

I wish the world would blow up in an awesome explosion for some reason.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but you are now dead
i wish the world didnt a splode

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:46 am

Granted. It explodes. Poor wording. Way to go.

I wish I had some track shoes so I don't give myself shin splints everytime I make a long jump attempt.

this-guy · **Posted:** Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:31 am

Granted. You forget to take out the spikes.

Why are there spikes in there?

I wish I knew.

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

Granted: But that was knowledge no one was meant to know; not even Wikipedia. To restore order to the universe, Chuck Norris must now rip out your brain.

I wish I had a nickel for every Chuck Norris fact in existence.

Biscuithead · **Posted:** Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:30 am

Granted, but you lose a nickel for every made up fact about him.

I wish I could fly.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but you fly into outer space and kill yourself
i wish that this was green and not red

this-guy · **Posted:** Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:38 pm

Granted. This space is for rent. I somehow turn into a mod.

I wish I wasn't a mod.

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:14 am

Granted, you are now banned for life.

I wish I had a purple title like COLA.

silent wulf · **Posted:** Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:36 am

granted it means your title is choking and it dies

I wish I had million dollars

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:40 am

Grantsky. You waste it on the San Francisco Giants. ESPN's never gonna let you live that decision down!

I wish my high school field had more sand in the long jump pit.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but its quicksand and you get stuck in it, you die, but not from drowning, you die because you broke your neck trying to get out

i wish i had a can of coca cola

this-guy · **Posted:** Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:40 am

Granted. The can made of Coca-Cola melts.

I wish to (2) TALK.

Biscuithead · **Posted:** Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:55 am

Granted. It was a forum troll, you get spammed.

*idea get*

I wish my new game would do well.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, it does so well that it sucks
i wish the drive way wasnt so melting in the cold winter

~Kupo~ · **Posted:** Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:12 am

Granted. It is now made of FLAME!
I wish I had a Portalgun.
EDIT: I can dance now.
:eekdance:

20X6_chairscoot · **Posted:** Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:14 pm

Granted, you were insisted on testing it, then you starve to death because you couldn't pass a door that required you to kill your best friend (and high school crush): Weighted "Coolguy" Companion Cube, because you couldn't bear to kill him.

I wish I was a sandwich-maker's assistant.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted but you get fired the next day
i wish for some sorta robot

this-guy · **Posted:** Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:01 pm

Granted. It's a robot pizza. You can't eat metal.

I wish there weren't annoying noises around me.

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

Granted, the annoying noises are inside you. Beter go see a doctor! :mrgreen:

I wish that I had a talking cat.

silent wulf · **Posted:** Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:08 pm

granted but it never shuts up

I wish it was tommorow already

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