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Author:  High Skool Artist [ Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:25 am ]
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granted, but they can get you nothing cuz theyre fake
i wish i coud finish this sentance

Author:  Wesstarrunner [ Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:41 pm ]
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Granted, but it ends with a link to a website that gets you banned from this forum.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Orange Soda.

Author:  this-guy [ Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:48 pm ]
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Granted. You drink it in two minutes.

I wish I had a mobile phone to call Guinness.

Author:  Wesstarrunner [ Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:55 pm ]
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You do, but it gives you brain cancer.

I wish Homestar Runner and all related characters were real.

Author:  Parlod [ Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:42 pm ]
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Granted. Except reality and fantasy cannot coexsist on the same plane, so everything that once was real is now just an internet cartoon.

I wish I was kick-awesome at the guitar.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:16 am ]
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granted, but then you die younger than jimi hendrix and about as influensive as a tree branch

i wish anime japanese cartoons wern't so weird

Author:  Setsumi-san [ Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:19 pm ]
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Granted. Their would-be creators use their talent to remake Looney Tunes into a crackish mecha show.

I wish for twelve extremely hot cabana boys.

Author:  Shadowfox [ Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:59 pm ]
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Granted, they dump you.

I wish brawl had better voice acting.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:39 am ]
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granted, but then it gets discontinued the next day for being too good
i wish this wish gets wrecked

Author:  Coleslaw [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:47 am ]
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High Skool Artist wrote:
granted, but then it gets discontinued the next day for being too good
i wish this wish gets wrecked


Congradulations. You are now the magic Tony Danza.


I wish the world would blow up in an awesome explosion for some reason.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:53 am ]
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granted, but you are now dead
i wish the world didnt a splode

Author:  AbuGrape45 [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:46 am ]
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Granted. It explodes. Poor wording. Way to go.

I wish I had some track shoes so I don't give myself shin splints everytime I make a long jump attempt.

Author:  this-guy [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:31 am ]
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Granted. You forget to take out the spikes.

Why are there spikes in there?

I wish I knew.

Author:  Somm-1 [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:50 am ]
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Granted: But that was knowledge no one was meant to know; not even Wikipedia. To restore order to the universe, Chuck Norris must now rip out your brain.

I wish I had a nickel for every Chuck Norris fact in existence.

Author:  Biscuithead [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:30 am ]
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Granted, but you lose a nickel for every made up fact about him.

I wish I could fly.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:28 pm ]
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granted, but you fly into outer space and kill yourself
i wish that this was green and not red

Author:  this-guy [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:38 pm ]
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Granted. This space is for rent. I somehow turn into a mod.

I wish I wasn't a mod.

Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:14 am ]
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Granted, you are now banned for life.

I wish I had a purple title like COLA.

Author:  silent wulf [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:36 am ]
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granted it means your title is choking and it dies

I wish I had million dollars

Author:  AbuGrape45 [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:40 am ]
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Grantsky. You waste it on the San Francisco Giants. ESPN's never gonna let you live that decision down!

I wish my high school field had more sand in the long jump pit.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:51 am ]
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granted, but its quicksand and you get stuck in it, you die, but not from drowning, you die because you broke your neck trying to get out

i wish i had a can of coca cola

Author:  this-guy [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:40 am ]
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Granted. The can made of Coca-Cola melts.

I wish to (2) TALK.

Author:  Biscuithead [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:55 am ]
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Granted. It was a forum troll, you get spammed.

*idea get*

I wish my new game would do well.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:32 pm ]
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granted, it does so well that it sucks
i wish the drive way wasnt so melting in the cold winter

Author:  ~Kupo~ [ Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:12 am ]
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Granted. It is now made of FLAME!
I wish I had a Portalgun.
EDIT: I can dance now.
:eekdance:

Author:  20X6_chairscoot [ Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:14 pm ]
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Granted, you were insisted on testing it, then you starve to death because you couldn't pass a door that required you to kill your best friend (and high school crush): Weighted "Coolguy" Companion Cube, because you couldn't bear to kill him.

I wish I was a sandwich-maker's assistant.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:38 pm ]
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granted but you get fired the next day
i wish for some sorta robot

Author:  this-guy [ Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:01 pm ]
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Granted. It's a robot pizza. You can't eat metal.

I wish there weren't annoying noises around me.

Author:  gino [ Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:05 pm ]
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Granted, the annoying noises are inside you. Beter go see a doctor! :mrgreen:

I wish that I had a talking cat.

Author:  silent wulf [ Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:08 pm ]
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granted but it never shuts up

I wish it was tommorow already

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