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Granted but she likes you too Much and she keeps calling you over and over, and won't leave you alone untill you shove a bus sign into your brain and die then she takes your corpse and shrines it

I wish I was a Fish

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(Insert Witty or Philosophical Quote Here)

Granted. But you're on land! Ooooooh, SNAP!

I wish that we all lived in a yellow submarine.

Granted. The submarine malfunctions and sinks. YOU DIE! Isn't that great?

I wish I lived in Bonus Stage.

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Granted. You die every 2 weeks. Then you're revived and must relive the pain again. The constant stress of being animated over and over puts you on meds. Great life, ain't it?

I wish there was a food that contained all the energy and vitamins needed for life that tasted like chocolate.

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Granted. Somebody poisons all of it.

(But I'm already ON meds!)

I wish I had a squid hat.

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Okay. It sucks your brain out through your ears.

(Different ones, then.)

I wish I had a-da Cheat.

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Granted. It's a MURDEROUS a-da Cheat. FROM HELL.

I wish I didn't need to wear glasses.

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Granted. You get Lasik, and complications happen.
Involving rabid animals. That eat your eyeballs out.

I wish I could make a wish without any negative consequence.

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Granted. You wish for a sweater.

I wish I had more time to spend on the Interweb.

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Granted. you become someone who gets her groceries, toilet paper, books, and practicly everything else you need to live. you die in your hosue and noone knows that your dead. your body gets Rigimortis, you stiffen like a broomstick. you snap in half, and your skin becomes brown and fuses itself to your bones. your eyes pop and they squeeze out this aweful jelly.noone knows your body is there. Yog-Sothoth opens the Gates and Lets you into the Astral Plane where every soul goes.


i wish for that to be turned into a book.

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Granted. Unfortunately, the book is poorly written and is out of print within a few days of its release.

I wish I had a pet pig.

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UNGRANTED! you become a pig insted. and the Pigs take over the world, but they shun you because your a Pig Hybrid.

i wish for a Cthulhu Hand Puppet Plush Toy.

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No doll for you. It dies.

I wish there was no disease.

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no diseases anymore. you die of AIDS, Garhneria, and Cancer, with just a hint of Meningitis.

(how did the doll die? it aint got life in it!)

i wish for.....a......yog-sothoth............Car magnet that Pokes fun at the Jesus Phish.

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Zeeky boogy doog! *BOOOOM!*


I wish for a cool decemberween costume.

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What the heck happend? thats no way to look down on a Yog-Sothoth Jesus Phish.

you die of AIDS.

i wish for a car that has a time bomb in it, and is fuled by Uranium, and i crashed it...into...a....School.......yes.

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You explode too. Then your exploded corpse is convicted of murder and executed.

I wish I didn't have to take meds anymore.

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granted. id like to see you without em. thats punishment enough.

i wish for.......a Hellhound.....to be like a giant pomeranian....... in my house.

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Fortuanatly, the school was just about to be demolished by the most beautiful women you've ever met. You two get married and live happy ever after.

(and just because it's AIDS day doesn't mean we all have to die from it!)

I wish for something to happen (and by saying nothing happens something WILL happen, I'll have done nothing).

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you do something. you get AIDS.


i wish for what i wished for last befor you Simulposted.

(i didnt know it was National AIDS day, isnt everyone supposed to get it on this day?)

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Too bad you simulposted.


I wish somebody would kill all of the idiots in this world.

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Granted! Now there's an assassin going around. But he kills you too.

I wish muffins weren't so good.

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Actually, screw this. I'm out.

Granted, they taste like cakes now. People who liked muffins get mad at you for wishing that and forces you to eat them untill your belly a'splode.

I wish it would'nt snow this winter. Not a single snowflake. A green xmas.

It doesn't snow a single snowflake. Instead, it snows fish...flakes. Fishflakes. All over the place. All kinds of flakes, and all of them looking like, smelling like, and tasting like fish.


Funny you should mention that. A couple of my parishioners have a devil dog, and it happens to be a Pomeranian.

I wish I had a pet turducken.

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granted, but you wake up one day to realize you accidentally ate it for dinner. you can't live with the shame of eating your own beloved pet, and are driven to commit suicide by cooking yourself in the oven, to inflict on yourself the same pain you inflicted on your poor companion.

i wish i could go to FCUSA and join the homestarmy

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I draw. Lots.

You get defeated by StrongBadia. Very easily.

Once again, I wish I had a bag of gummy sharks right now.

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You get the gummy sharks, but a passing Gypsy turns them into real sharks. CHOMP!

I wish for all the Cheat Commando's playsets and toys.

You spend all your money on them. (Well, not the playsets.)

I wish it was Christmas already.

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Granted. All of your gifts suck.

I wish Clan rHrN would stop being so annoying.

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Granted.


i wish for a iPod Video

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