Ruin a Wish

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

Granted, but tomorrow is the END OF THE WORLD!!!!

I wish I had my own rocket ship.

silent wulf · **Posted:** Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:23 pm

granted but implodes with you in it

I wish that there were more back to the future movies

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

Granted: But the fourth one jumped the shark.

I wish Fonzie had never jumped over that shark.

this-guy · **Posted:** Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:34 pm

Granted. He jumped the other shark.

I wish I had a No Probalo shirt.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, you get no shirt, got a probalo
i wish i wasnt so tired zzzzzzzz

this-guy · **Posted:** Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:42 am

Granted. Unfortunately, you can't drive without tires.

I wish for a pizza in some random girl's mouth.

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

Granted: It appears in the mouth of...
TESS-CHANUS, THE GRAPPLER OF WORLDS!

Not only is the slice of pizza too small for her colossal mouth to notice it's existence, but you also wet your pants out of fear of her hands. Now you must go and change before anyone else notices.

I wish I knew some good knock knock jokes.

The Cup of Coffee · **Posted:** Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:44 pm

You learnt some good ones, however everyone else knew them as well. You feel left out.

I wish I played for Manchester United.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but you lost, and no one cares about you anymore
i wish it was wwednesday already already

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:51 am

This genie didn't notice your wish until after midnight so.... granted?
I wish Mandy wasn't leaving.

silent wulf · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:26 am

granted no everyone else is leaving

I wish that I didn't have to go to sleep

this-guy · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:18 am

Granted. You live the rest of your life tired.

I wish I had more cowbell.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:45 pm

Granted. But now you have a fever, and the only cure is less cowbell.

I wish I had Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People.

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

Granted, but it leaves your Wii console a smoldering crater.

I wish to rule over Canada.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:49 pm

Granted, but they kill you for being power hungry.

I wish I had a model of Trogdor.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but its made of sugar and it melts when you get it
i wish i knew what happened through the 4 days i was not here without doing it the hard way

strongfan · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:36 pm

Granted, but you find out a terrorist came and distroyed your girl friend.

I wish my tooth wasn't chipped- I mean-
I wish I was Michal-
-I mean-
RANDY JACKSON!

silent wulf · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:44 pm

if you mean the idol judge people kill you for say dawg so much
if you mean of the jackson family your brother michel rapes you cuz he thinks your a little boy

I wish I had a pizza

Setsumi-san · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:36 pm

Granted. It's topped with cow pie.

I wish I had Flogging Molly's new album.

Rocoramore · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:04 pm

Granted, but the people who made the disc accidently put a nickelback album instead.

I wish I could read minds.

Homestar-winner · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:06 pm

Granted. You can now only read the minds of dogs, and all you can hear is them barking. It begins to get really annoying.

I wish the new Simpsons episodes were funnier.

this-guy · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:07 pm

Granted. +.01 funny points !!

I wish I had steel-toed shoes.

silent wulf · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:18 pm

granted something falls on them and they cut your toes off(yes I know mythbusters disproved that)

I wish I didn't have to take showers yet I still smelled good

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:00 pm

Granted. You are now a person covered in 2 tons of garbage, and you are slowly crushed to death; but you still smell good.

I wish I had more orange soda.

Homestar-winner · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:09 pm

Granted. Now all you taste in your life is orange soda. You want to taste something else in your life, but you can't! No more ice cream, cakes, milkshakes, grape soda, NOTHING!!!!!!!

I wish this wish could not be ruined in any way. Ha! Just try to ruin that!

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:29 am

Granted...um...You don't like it anymore?

I wish I had better grades in school.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but some jock give you a swirly because you have such high grades
i wish i could do this better???

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:02 am

Granted. You become so good at granting wishes that nobody else ever posts in this thread out of fear.

I wish I could play guitar.

this-guy · **Posted:** Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:26 am

Granted. You can play kazooitar.

I wish global warming and cooling didn't exist.

Biscuithead · **Posted:** Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:09 am

Granted, the world stays at a constant temperature of minus 100 degrees.

I wish I didn't get this game and "Guess something about the next user" confused.

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