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Granted, but you keep on wishing for more wishes, somehow causing a paradox that makes the Universe explode.

I wish Trolls never existed.

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Granted, but now Orcs do.

I wish i could...Think....Of.....Something......to.......wish........for.........

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Granted, but you forget what it is.

I wish I had a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

Granted, it was poisoned and you die in your sleep.

I wish I had enough money to buy Mario Kart Wii.

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Granted, but the game just sold out in every store ever, for the rest of time.

I wish I was a genius.

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Granted, you're so smart your brain explodes.

I wish I could think of what to do for a sig.

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Granted. Your new sig is very offensive to all people, which ends up resulting in everyone killing you. And you get banned from this forum for 2 weeks.

I wish I was a fish.

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"THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE! THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE!"

granted, the fish was delish, and it made wuite a dish

i wish for sound

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Granted. It's ear rape.

I wish I could hear ear rape.

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Granted. It's a sound s horrifying it makes you want to claw your brain out every second. You can now hear nothing else.

I wish for a ham and swiss on rye.

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Granted, but it's not quality meat, and it's all fat, and the cheese is old.


I wish I hadn't brought my DS into the bathroom with me, and dropped it into the toilet.

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granted, but instead you drop it out a 2 story bulding

i wish in a bulding

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Uhh, Granted? You get fired from your job because your boss caught you wishing in work while you were supposed to be finishing the 3rd quarter analysis spreadsheet.

I wish in a bus.

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"THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE! THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE!"

Uhh, Granted? You get fired from driving because the passengers caught you wishing in work while you were supposed to be finishing the drive to Mexico.

I wish in a landmark.

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

Uhh, Granted? YOU get fired from whatever job you have cause you're not at work and at a landmark.

I wish that I am the best speller in the world.

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

Granted, but your grammar is so horrible, nobody can ever understand you.

I wish I had Robert Benfer's album "Foot Ball!"

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

Wish granted, but once you put it in your CD player, it explodes leaving you, er, dead or mortally wounded. (I think that my last wish isn't working that well)

I wish that I could fly and NOT get hit or hit any buildings/aircraft/rockets

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

Granted, you hit a mountain instead.

I wish I hadn't drank that soda after eating half a chocolate bar. *groan*

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Granted, but your stomach is now somehow outside of your body.


I wish that Starbucks would stop selling coffee and start selling video games.

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

Granted, but they only sell old, crappy, unlicensed games.

I wish I could see my cousin more often.
So I could mess with his head.

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Granted, but he becomes Psyco with you around all the time and kills you.



I wish that Nintendo had a better online service you didn't have to pay for while still keeping their offline game-play fun and original. TAKE THAT!

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

Your wish comes true, but it turns out that you can't afford the games that you play off-line and you cant afford internet...


I wish that I could rule the world.

Your terribly large banner makes you uncapable.


I wish I spoke fluent Engrish.

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granted, but thats all you speack and no one else speaks it or cares to learn it

i wish the wish isnt realy a wish, but a fish that likes to shish???

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...What the hell is "shish"? You lose your wish.



I wish that Carl didn't eat the dinner plate.

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granted, he ate you instead

i wish i had some sorta power to control how that bus moves

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Granted, but you could only make it turn left, so you crased into a nuclear plant, which for some reason explodes, now you're dead.

I wish that I had the power to make people blow up with my mind.

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

Granted. You blow yourself up in some sort of experiment.

I wish I had a big bushy moustache, that ladies luuuurved.

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But, it gives you hairballs, which the ladies do NOT love. And somehow makes you choke, so now you're dead, AGAIN.

I wish that I had a great cool new computer, that will NOT break, or some how be virus...'d

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

granted, but you only atract the ugly ones

i wish life was like a video game and i had infinite live

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