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Author:  just a username [ Sat May 03, 2008 7:32 pm ]
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Granted, but you keep on wishing for more wishes, somehow causing a paradox that makes the Universe explode.

I wish Trolls never existed.

Author:  poopskin [ Sat May 03, 2008 7:50 pm ]
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Granted, but now Orcs do.

I wish i could...Think....Of.....Something......to.......wish........for.........

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sat May 03, 2008 11:42 pm ]
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Granted, but you forget what it is.

I wish I had a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

Author:  Shadowfox [ Sun May 04, 2008 1:20 am ]
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Granted, it was poisoned and you die in your sleep.

I wish I had enough money to buy Mario Kart Wii.

Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Sun May 04, 2008 1:37 am ]
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Granted, but the game just sold out in every store ever, for the rest of time.

I wish I was a genius.

Author:  Shadowfox [ Sun May 04, 2008 1:39 am ]
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Granted, you're so smart your brain explodes.

I wish I could think of what to do for a sig.

Author:  Homestar-winner [ Sun May 04, 2008 3:43 am ]
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Granted. Your new sig is very offensive to all people, which ends up resulting in everyone killing you. And you get banned from this forum for 2 weeks.

I wish I was a fish.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Sun May 04, 2008 4:25 am ]
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granted, the fish was delish, and it made wuite a dish

i wish for sound

Author:  this-guy [ Sun May 04, 2008 11:34 am ]
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Granted. It's ear rape.

I wish I could hear ear rape.

Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Mon May 05, 2008 4:04 am ]
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Granted. It's a sound s horrifying it makes you want to claw your brain out every second. You can now hear nothing else.

I wish for a ham and swiss on rye.

Author:  Starcraft Man [ Mon May 05, 2008 4:10 am ]
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Granted, but it's not quality meat, and it's all fat, and the cheese is old.


I wish I hadn't brought my DS into the bathroom with me, and dropped it into the toilet.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Mon May 05, 2008 4:47 pm ]
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granted, but instead you drop it out a 2 story bulding

i wish in a bulding

Author:  Homestar-winner [ Mon May 05, 2008 11:28 pm ]
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Uhh, Granted? You get fired from your job because your boss caught you wishing in work while you were supposed to be finishing the 3rd quarter analysis spreadsheet.

I wish in a bus.

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Mon May 05, 2008 11:41 pm ]
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Uhh, Granted? You get fired from driving because the passengers caught you wishing in work while you were supposed to be finishing the drive to Mexico.

I wish in a landmark.

Author:  Aussieguy [ Tue May 06, 2008 12:33 am ]
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16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote:
Uhh, Granted? You get fired from driving because the passengers caught you wishing in work while you were supposed to be finishing the drive to Mexico.

I wish in a landmark.


Uhh, Granted? YOU get fired from whatever job you have cause you're not at work and at a landmark.

I wish that I am the best speller in the world.

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Tue May 06, 2008 12:36 am ]
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Granted, but your grammar is so horrible, nobody can ever understand you.

I wish I had Robert Benfer's album "Foot Ball!"

Author:  Aussieguy [ Tue May 06, 2008 12:41 am ]
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16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote:
Granted, but your grammar is so horrible, nobody can ever understand you.

I wish I had Robert Benfer's album "Foot Ball!"


Wish granted, but once you put it in your CD player, it explodes leaving you, er, dead or mortally wounded. (I think that my last wish isn't working that well)

I wish that I could fly and NOT get hit or hit any buildings/aircraft/rockets

Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Tue May 06, 2008 12:57 am ]
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Granted, you hit a mountain instead.

I wish I hadn't drank that soda after eating half a chocolate bar. *groan*

Author:  Aussieguy [ Tue May 06, 2008 1:01 am ]
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Granted, but your stomach is now somehow outside of your body.


I wish that Starbucks would stop selling coffee and start selling video games.

Author:  RammsteinRunner [ Tue May 06, 2008 1:03 am ]
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Granted, but they only sell old, crappy, unlicensed games.

I wish I could see my cousin more often.
So I could mess with his head. :p

Author:  Aussieguy [ Tue May 06, 2008 1:05 am ]
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Granted, but he becomes Psyco with you around all the time and kills you.



I wish that Nintendo had a better online service you didn't have to pay for while still keeping their offline game-play fun and original. TAKE THAT!

Author:  ayra111 [ Tue May 06, 2008 1:33 am ]
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Your wish comes true, but it turns out that you can't afford the games that you play off-line and you cant afford internet...


I wish that I could rule the world.

Author:  Starcraft Maniac [ Tue May 06, 2008 2:21 am ]
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Your terribly large banner makes you uncapable.


I wish I spoke fluent Engrish.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Tue May 06, 2008 2:23 am ]
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granted, but thats all you speack and no one else speaks it or cares to learn it

i wish the wish isnt realy a wish, but a fish that likes to shish???

Author:  Starcraft Maniac [ Tue May 06, 2008 2:26 am ]
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...What the hell is "shish"? You lose your wish.



I wish that Carl didn't eat the dinner plate.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Tue May 06, 2008 2:28 am ]
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granted, he ate you instead

i wish i had some sorta power to control how that bus moves

Author:  Aussieguy [ Tue May 06, 2008 2:30 am ]
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Granted, but you could only make it turn left, so you crased into a nuclear plant, which for some reason explodes, now you're dead.

I wish that I had the power to make people blow up with my mind.

Author:  Starcraft Maniac [ Tue May 06, 2008 2:31 am ]
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Granted. You blow yourself up in some sort of experiment.

I wish I had a big bushy moustache, that ladies luuuurved.

Author:  Aussieguy [ Tue May 06, 2008 2:33 am ]
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But, it gives you hairballs, which the ladies do NOT love. And somehow makes you choke, so now you're dead, AGAIN.

I wish that I had a great cool new computer, that will NOT break, or some how be virus...'d

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Tue May 06, 2008 2:34 am ]
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granted, but you only atract the ugly ones

i wish life was like a video game and i had infinite live

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