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Granted, but you keep getting PAINFULLY struck by lightning, infinite times in a row.
OW! SMACK! OOF! BOOF!



I wish I looked like this guy.

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To HSA, okay, but I unplug the consol

To Starcraft, you then are surrounded by ultra nerds, and they kill you with, BOOKS


I wish that anything I drew could come to life and NOT kill me

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

Ah, but they don't. They just torture you JUST LIKE THEY DID TO JOHN MCCAIN MMHMM


I wish I was cool.

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you freeze


I wish that I had an Iron man suit!!! (Saw the movie)

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

Granted, but you run out of power and the shards of whatever enter your heart and you die.

I wish Iron Man was on DVD officially.

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

It costs too much money for some reason so you can't buy it.


I wish that er, I had a wish to wish for?

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

Granted. You wasted your wish.

I wish Starcraft Maniac didn't steal RammsteinRunner's or my avatar.

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Granted, he's banned, we both have our avs back. I can't ruin that one.

I wish that really happened.

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granted, but it doesnt seen to do anything constructive

i wish that i had hocket equipment

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looks up "hocket" on dictionary.com

You want a medival musical teqnique equiptment??? Can has not grammer???


I wish that............... all computers were hooked up to at least one missile silo.

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

granted, but all the computers a splode one by one

lemme try this again, without the typos
i wish i had hockey equipment

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Granted. You get a mild concussion.

I wish it were Friday afternoon.

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granted, firday afternoon and everything after that is a time where you dont exist

i wish i had a passing grade in my functions class

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granted, but you FAIL everything else.


I wish that homsar would live in our backyard

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

granted, but he drives all of you guys made for being more sane than you

i wish that this computer can download songs faster

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granted, but it can't do ANYTHING ELSE, which includes internet...


I wish that life was a video game that I couldn't die in (until I wanted to) and it couldn't be hacked or unplugged.

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

Granted, but it's this horrible video game and you kill yourself in it, but you have infinity lives so you're kinda stuck forever.

I wish that my Daisy program could say things with capitals in them.

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granted but thats all it an do

i wish my sister wasnt here in my house listening to rap

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Granted, she's listening to ________. *shudder*


I wish that, er, um, uh, yeah.

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

Your lack of a wish causes a Karateka to punch you.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

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A*live"\, a. [OE. on live, AS. on l[=i]fe in life; l[=i]fe being dat. of l[=i]f life. See Life, and cf. Live, a.]

1. Having life, in opposition to dead; living; being in a state in which the organs perform their functions; as, an animal or a plant which is alive.

2. In a state of action; in force or operation; unextinguished; unexpired; existent; as, to keep the fire alive; to keep the affections alive.

3. Exhibiting the activity and motion of many living beings; swarming; thronged.

The Boyne, for a quarter of a mile, was alive with muskets and green boughs. --Macaulay.

4. Sprightly; lively; brisk. --Richardson.

5. Having susceptibility; easily impressed; having lively feelings, as opposed to apathy; sensitive.

Tremblingly alive to nature's laws. --Falconer.

6. Of all living (by way of emphasis).

Northumberland was the proudest man alive. --Clarendon.

Note: Used colloquially as an intensive; as, man alive!

PS: You ate too much in a restaurant and your stomach explode.

I wish I for something completely different.

You get, a spoon, good for you???

I wish that Trogdor would go burninate my school, and all the other schools, and those trailer park schools, and NOT my friends and I's houses.

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

He also accidentally burnt you.

I wish I could do it all over again.

Not specific enough soooooooo a heavy lourde falls on your head " IIIIIII'mmmmmmmm a trendy TOTE-baaaag"

I wish for 9

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

granted, but you get 6 instead

i wish i hade a pizza

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Hades drags you off to erebus, then gives you a cold pizza.

I wish i wish i had a fish

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Doctor Seuss comes and kills you for ryhming... all the timing..


I wish forrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr less R's in my for.

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

granted, but now your wish can't be granted, PARADOX

i wish i had a time travle machine like in back to the future

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okay, but once you'r halfway into it, it transports you to 2059, meaning that half of you is here, and half of you is there, so you're dead.

I wish that balloon animals could be super heroes!!!

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

granted, but they kill you cuz they think your a villain

i wish my friend would call

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