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granted, he/she says they hate you, for the rest of eternity, and they stole your wallet.

I wish for world peach!!!

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granted, your princess is in another castle though

i wish guh

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Granted. Cavemen come and attack you for taking away their only word.

I wish my wish would come true.

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"THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE! THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE!"

good jorb, it just did,

I wish that there was world PEACe

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Granted, but then a big meteor sends Jupiter crashing into us.


I wish I had Christoph's GORGEOUS!hair.

*flips penny into wishing well*

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Penny comes back and hits you in the forehead.

I wish that my worst enimies would become homsar and senor cardgage.

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

Granted, you smash your computer trying to hurt them.

I wish I thought ahead and bought a good mother's day present.

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SIBHoD.

Okay, you got her a good mothers day present, FOR NEXT YEAR!!! muahahahaha


Um, I wish for, um, a pony?

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

granted, it poops in your mouth when you get it though

i wish i knew when i pizza pops are ready

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now but they exploded.

I wish that I had twelve elevens

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

Granted, but they mix up your wish, and you get eleven twelves.

I wish that a piano would suddenly fall on top of me and kill me. (Now I'd like to hear the ruined wish.)

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Well, it hits you, but you don't die, and your injurys are so bad that you'll be in pain for the restagain. life, and they wont let you kill yourself again.

I wish that I had a tribe of flying monkey warriors under MY comand.

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

granted, you accidentally tell them to kill you

i wish for good kinds of final premonition movies about sports that dont exist anymore

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Granted. Sports don't exist anymore.

I wish Aussieguy actually granted all parts of the wish and screwed up some other part.

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granted, really

i wish i knew how to cook properly

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Which one?

Also, on topic, Granted, but you don't know how to do anything else

I wish I knew what This-Guy was talking about.

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

Granted. EXAMPLE !!

What the pfargtl was that, you never said she had the hair she wanted.

EXAMPLE 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

But he wasn't killed as he wished to be killed.

and just for the hwaaaaaaaaa of it


I wish he'd never said that. Classic music is awesome, that's why they call it CLASSIC.

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granted, but you never notice

i wish my friend was here in the school library so we could make fun of crappy movies

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To HSA, granted, but then you guys forget what time it is and are locked in the library



okay




Seriously, look, I actually did do that.

I wish that this-guy didn't care so much about me half-fufilling wishes.

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

He doesn't. you live until the ripe old age of 3500, at which point you get hit by a snowblower.

I wish i had ninja throwing floppy disks.

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granted, into your face.

I wishs that I could control an armie of zombies!!!

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

granted, but they kill you when you call then brain eating morons

i wish i had a nintendo wii

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you get a wii the size of the moon, which is heading towards the earth because of some wierdo in a cult's mask. you have 3 days to stop it, and you are turned into a wierd little tree-thingy.

i wish i had a better understanding of morrowind's combat system.

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Granted, but you forget your name.

I wish that senor cardgage would have an intelligent conversation with my friends.

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

granted, but your friends are creeped out and then they get creeped out into a coma for the rest of there lives

i wish this was that and then over there

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Granted? Am I even allowed to ruin this one? Cause I don't even get it.

I wish that this emoticon would stop dancing!

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

Granted: . That was easy. But now it's cold, motionless stare penetrates your soul.

I wish my computer was faster.

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SIBHoD.

Granted. It rockets straight to Pluto in 2 days.

I wish I had that musical keyboard t-shirt in the Beat It music video. Look it up on YouTube!

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granted, but then you get killed in like five minutes

i wish i could understand what that guy no one knows is talking about

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Granted, but now you don't know what everyone else is talking about.

I wish that I could explode the moon!

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar