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Author:  just a username [ Sat May 17, 2008 6:28 am ]
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Granted but you forgot your Space Suit and explode.

I wish Al Gore won the 2000 elections.

Author:  Aussieguy [ Sat May 17, 2008 3:31 pm ]
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Granted, but he was assasinated two days afterward

I wish that Homestar Runner was real.

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sat May 17, 2008 3:48 pm ]
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Granted, but he accidentally steps on your head and crushes it while he's running.

[Insert wish here]

Author:  Setsumi-san [ Sat May 17, 2008 8:24 pm ]
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*insert unfunny attempt at ruining it*

I wish I could meet Louis Sachar.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Sun May 18, 2008 4:48 am ]
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granted, but you get killed by a random brick 5 minutes later

i wish i could throw bricks better than the best brick thrower

Author:  SidGarcia [ Sun May 18, 2008 12:50 pm ]
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Granted, but you throw the brick around the world and get hit in the backhead.

I wish I could challenge my own self. :stinko:

Author:  just a username [ Sun May 18, 2008 1:43 pm ]
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Granted, however it was a one person match and was in public making you look like an idiot.

I wish the world was an Utopia.

Author:  Biscuithead [ Tue May 20, 2008 11:20 am ]
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Granted, but you get kicked out for using "an" before a word that starts with a "y" sound.
Unless you pronounce it oo-tope-ee-a instead of you-tope-ee-a, then you just get kicked out for being weird.

I wish I had pay t.v., but without having to pay.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Tue May 20, 2008 9:24 pm ]
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granted, but you still have to pay for it

i wish i could see a fight between chuck norris and chuck norris

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Tue May 20, 2008 9:33 pm ]
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Granted, but he punches his own head off.

I wish this wish couldn't get ruined.

High Skool Artist wrote:
granted, but you still have to pay for it

That's not granted at all.

Author:  Sherlockrunner [ Tue May 20, 2008 10:37 pm ]
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granted but time went back 4 seconds and ruined your wish before you could wish it!

I wish i could meet all my influences

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Wed May 21, 2008 9:15 pm ]
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granted, but one of them shoots you and you die

i wish i had to go over there and not stay here where that thing is going on

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Wed May 21, 2008 9:28 pm ]
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Granted, but over there is a bottomless pit. You fall into it an die of starvation.

I wish I didn't sound retarded over the phone.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Wed May 21, 2008 9:29 pm ]
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granted, you sound like sylvester stalone instead

i wish that epic movie was never made

Author:  poopskin [ Wed May 21, 2008 11:45 pm ]
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Granted. the suckage goes to scary movie 2.

I wish for 3 solid gold grails that WEREN'T used in a movie called "2girls3cups".

Author:  Biscuithead [ Thu May 22, 2008 5:45 am ]
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Granted, but the first one you drink out of is the wrong grail so you turn into powder stuff and get blown away.

I wish the regular users posted in forum games more.

Author:  just a username [ Thu May 22, 2008 10:17 am ]
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Granted, but the n00b population joined with them, creating many pointless threads.

I wish I could play Dragon Quest IX

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Thu May 22, 2008 10:24 pm ]
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Granted, but you suck horribly at it and it isn't fun.

I wish my computer loaded the internet faster.

Author:  this-guy [ Fri May 23, 2008 8:31 am ]
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Granted. The internet reaches its limit.

I wish I hadn't been absent for about six days.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Fri May 23, 2008 4:32 pm ]
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granted, your still absent

i wish my lunch away from school was longer

Author:  Homestar-winner [ Sun May 25, 2008 12:44 am ]
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Granted. You then get to eat for 62 days straight, and you end up eating 619 bean burritos, 432 chili dogs, 808 fried chicken sandwiches, 674 ice cream sandwiches, 286 buttermilk waffles, 18348 onion rings, and drink 898 cans of Dr. Pepper. Then you get sick because one of the ice cream sandwiches had peanut butter in it, and you find out that you are allergic to peanut butter.

I wish that the person who posts after me would die the second after they post.

Author:  Homestar-winner [ Sun May 25, 2008 12:44 am ]
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Granted. The person who posts right after you is yourself.

OK, I just wanted to do that. Continuing with the same wish.

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sun May 25, 2008 12:50 am ]
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Granted. The person who posts right after you is yourself.

OK, I just wanted to do that. Continuing with the same wish.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Sun May 25, 2008 5:45 am ]
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good for you, all of you

i wish that i didnt have an energy drink addiction lol

Author:  this-guy [ Sun May 25, 2008 11:48 am ]
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Granted. You get lung cancer.

I wish I… didn't have a fat fetish?

Author:  SEAN'D! [ Sun May 25, 2008 12:37 pm ]
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Everyone in the world suddenly dies except you and a whole bunch of fat people.
Damn.

I wish I couldn't see blue.

Author:  gino [ Sun May 25, 2008 3:18 pm ]
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Granted. But you can't read this.

I wish for a fish, on a dish, that should be quite delish, and it must be cooked or sushi...Ish.

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Mon May 26, 2008 12:13 am ]
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granted, but you choke on it

i wish this was green not blue

Author:  this-guy [ Mon May 26, 2008 12:37 am ]
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Granted. Everything else is, too.

I wish starf existed.

Author:  poopskin [ Mon May 26, 2008 5:33 am ]
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Wish granted, but i wish i knew what a starf was.

HA, ANSWERED YOUR WISH WITH ANOTHER WISH!

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