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Author:  Aussieguy [ Thu May 29, 2008 10:42 pm ]
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Granted, but you have no home there, so you're the local hobo now.

I wish that I had a miniature Trogdor.
Author:  Homsar Fan [ Thu May 29, 2008 10:48 pm ]
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Granted, but your hand gets burninated while you pet him.

I wish Homsar lived with me.
Author:  Aussieguy [ Thu May 29, 2008 11:50 pm ]
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You go crazy. And start to talk like homsar, poor poor Homsar Fan, should've seen it coming...

I wish for a "That was easy!" Button, except it said "Eh! Steve!".
Author:  just a username [ Fri May 30, 2008 6:26 am ]
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Granted, but the button's function has changed too, hope you like Sweet Cuppin Cupcakes.

I wish JRPGs were popular in the west before Final Fantasy VII
Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Sat May 31, 2008 1:30 am ]
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Since I have no clue what the PrtSc a JRPG is, I assume it means Jolly Red Penguin Ghosts. So, you get some, and they make you go crazy.

I wish I could play video games on my graphing calculator.
Author:  this-guy [ Sat May 31, 2008 9:35 am ]
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Granted. You can only play Frogger, and it boring after a while.

I wish you a merry Xmas, and a happy new year
Author:  Aussieguy [ Sat May 31, 2008 3:10 pm ]
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Granted but you don't, sorry.

I wish for a MILLION balloons to appear inside my enemys stomachs!!!
Author:  this-guy [ Sat May 31, 2008 3:26 pm ]
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Granted. Turns out you have two million enemies.

I wish I didn't always itch.
Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sat May 31, 2008 3:45 pm ]
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Granted, but now you're in constant pain.

I wish I had a fireproof $50 bill. And just so you know, those are legal tender! Just try and ruin that!
Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Sat May 31, 2008 4:05 pm ]
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Granted, in order for it to be fireproof, it has to be made of water. It melts.

I wish I had enough posts to play Quote The Person Above You without forcing others to quote anything I said twice.
Author:  this-guy [ Sat May 31, 2008 4:13 pm ]
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Granted. Unfortunately, for some reason, you don't have enough posts to play Ruin a Wish, Guess something about the user below you, The Comic Game, Word Transformation…

I wish I remembered to put a wish here the first time.
Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Sat May 31, 2008 4:19 pm ]
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You didn't make a wish, so I'll spin the Wish-O-Matic.

*click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click..click..click..click..click..click..click..click..click..click..click..click....click....click....click....click...........
click............................
click.......................................................................*

You get $∞!

*click........................................................................................................*

Wait, instead, you get to marry every female celebrity!

*click.....................................................................................................................................................*

Oh wait. Instead, you get death. And it's actually stopping there this time.

I wish I knew why there are two different The Cheat smilies. :cheat: :cheatgrin:
Author:  Setsumi-san [ Sat May 31, 2008 7:07 pm ]
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Granted. It was a government secret and now you have to die because you know too much.

I wish I could get paid for sleeping.
Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Sat May 31, 2008 7:58 pm ]
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Granted, but you only get paid 10 cents an hour, and the only way to get promoted to where you get $50 an hour is to go to the sleep from which no one returns.

I wish my girlfriend hadn't moved to California.
Author:  this-guy [ Sat May 31, 2008 9:14 pm ]
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Granted. She'd moved to Antartica.

I wish I had a mango.
Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Sat May 31, 2008 9:56 pm ]
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Granted. It's a magical mango, and once you eat it, it deletes homestarrunner.com.

I wish I could meet the Drive-Thru Whale.
Author:  Homsar Fan [ Sat May 31, 2008 10:10 pm ]
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Granted, but your leg is severed.

I wish I could wish for something without that wish being ruined.
Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Sat May 31, 2008 10:20 pm ]
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Ruining a wish is the whole point of this game, so Kirby eats you.

I wish today would last forever, since it's the first day of summer vacation.
Author:  poopskin [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:10 am ]
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A tornado hits your house every day for the rest of your life.

I wish my name was guybrush threepwood.
Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:34 am ]
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Granted, but people make up inappropriate nicknames based on that.

I wish I didn't have to take a driver's ed lesson right after typing this.
Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:37 am ]
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Granted, now you have to take an Advanced Quantum Algebra test.

I wish I had more time. Just, y'know, in general.
Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:34 am ]
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Granted, but since time is money, everyone calls you greedy, causing Wario to consider you his best friend, forcing Waluigi to beat you up out of jealousy.

I wish I had made just a little more sense when answering Grapefruit's wish.
Author:  Aussieguy [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:48 am ]
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Granted, but now you wish doesn't work anymore...

um, I wish for an interstelar puppy.
Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:08 am ]
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Granted. It takes you to its leader.

I wish for not Photoshop.
Author:  poopskin [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:23 am ]
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you get Windows 1.01 paint.

I wish i had a console collection that would make the AVGN proud.
Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:35 am ]
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I dunno what AVGN stands for, so I'll use a misinterpretation of it in the wish: All Video Game Nation. (seems like it would be close...)

Now, granted. It makes the All Video Game Nation proud, and they start a war with whatever country you're in.

I wish I knew what AVGN actually stands for.
Author:  Aussieguy [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:31 am ]
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Granted, but it doesn't matter so much, that you forget it about a day later. What does that stand for anyways?

I wish that PS3's weren't all that expensive so I could actually buy one and play it without having to get a memory or whatever comes in the higher priced PS3's upgrade!!!
Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:41 am ]
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Granted. The PS3 and the Wii swap prices, and the Wii is WAY better.

I wish for $NaN
Author:  Aussieguy [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:45 am ]
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HAHAHA!!!! I alreadyz gotz a wii!!! and yes, it 'tis way betterz!!! So your wish ruining is pointless!!! I WIN!!!

Okay, you can have NaN dollars, but I have no idea what NaN's are, so they'll be Neighborly African Ninjas, but those aren't dollars so you really can't have those...
Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:03 am ]
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You forgot to make a wish. Your tongue is green. You dead.

By the way, NaN is Not A Number. Look it up on Wikipedia.

I wish Neighborly African Ninjas were dollars.
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