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Granted. It's defective and it asplodes, killing you.

I wish I had a pwnsome dress.

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To bad You get a potato sack.

I wish to fly.


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You fly into a jet engine and DIE.

I wish I had plushies of all of my favorite cartoon characters.

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You get satanic voo doo dolls from hell.

I wish to meet the lord of thy castle.


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Then he would seige your puny body with battering rams.Hahahaha

I wish i had a lamp duct taped to my face.

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You do, but it's on your butt.

I wish for...World of Warcraft to exist in real life!

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Then one of the warcraft people would kill you and i would be like "Ha he got killed by his own wish" then you would cry

I wish i had a pony with a little rainbow on her hip!

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The pony ends up devouring her owner. Hahaha!

I wish that Interruptor Jones would respond to this one.

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He does, but in the theory of ruining wishes, he doesnt.

I wish I owned that alien thing that What's her face is friends with.

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You own the alien thing. however, you soon become emotionally and mentally connected with it, like in that Speilberg movie. You free a bunch of frogs and try to help it find its home planet, only to be hit repeatedly by a baseball bat.

I wish I was a real boy!

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congradulations, ma'am, your a man, what will you go by? :mrgreen:

i wish for a dollar

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You get the dollar, but it is from a snake in the middle of a desert that says, "Here, have a buck, to bad there is not a drink machine around here!" Then you die of thirstyness!!!!!!! Bwahahaha!

I wish i had a machine that ate toenails and depostied money for each toenail!!!!!!!!!

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I eats all your toenails, ripping them off with unusually painful force. It deposits a whopping 1/2 a cent for each one. If I had a nickel for every time that happened... ;)

I wish I wasn't so stressed out.

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Granted. However, you will become stressed out tomorrow.

I wish I wasn't pretty much the only Bonus Stage fan in the whole school.

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Granted! You don't like Bonus stage anymore. Half of your personality is gone, and you're Mom eats you because she got really hungry.

I wish for some of those Neon lights that like, go on cars and crap. You know?

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Granted! Sadly, you drive your new neon-lit car where it's illegal, and you get pulled over by a cop.

Oh I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

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Okay. The fish comes back alive as a zombie to terrorize you for killing it.

I wanna meet Homestar.

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you do. unfortunatly im there, and by comparison, you decide to go out with me insted.


i wish for another <root> beer

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Wish granted! However, you shook the bottle too hard before opening it, and a great spurt of it just hit your eye, causing severe carbonated pain.

I wish Coach Z would cry on my answering machine.

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Granted! He cries out "you suck" as loud as possible into the phone. You cry yourself to sleep every night for the next 7 years.

I wish I could dance

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Are you in love with Coach Z and are you a chick?
he does. unfortunatly it sounds like him yealling 'Wayo Wayo'

i wish for a Chopper

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You do, but you drink so much you drown.

(Let's try a little bit o' reverse phsychology)
I wish I wasn't awesome.

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Granted. You are very uncool.

I wish that THIS WISH FOR 300 DOLLARS AMERICAN MONEY CANNOTI REPEATCANNOT BE FLAWED.


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Granted, but you crash and explode into a fiery ball visible from space.
(Let's try a little bit o' reverse phsychology)
I wish I wasn't awesome.[/quote]

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Granted!

Again, I wish I could dance

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Crap, sorry for the simulposts. Toastpaint, me!

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Again, I wish I could dance
You die instead.

I wish you were dead.


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KISS Cringle is now dead. You go to jail for murder. Your roommate is a huge ugly guy from Arkansas named "Bubba" whose in for both father-raping and mother-stabbing ("Alice's Restaurant" ref). He's your best friend now.

I wish I could catch a star.

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You do, then it becomes a supernova, exploding and killing you.

I wish Manchester United would win the English Premier League.

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They do. The fans go wild and kill each other in the stadium. Everyone dies, including you somehow.

I wish I had a Margarita right now.

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