Ruin a Wish

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:47 pm

Granted, but you have zero tolerance for solid food. Liquid diet, ahoy!

I wish people said "Ahoy!" more often.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but people say it so often it drives you insane

i wish i didnt have to go to school

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:32 pm

Granted. Have fun working at McD's until you die of colon cancer, Cletus.

I wish for an end to teenage angst.

buhubs · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:14 am

It shall be done, but your main purpose in life was to be emo, and thus without angst you cease to exist. You fade away like Greg Kinnear.

I wish for my teeth to be pulled out with pliers.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:42 am

Granted, but you bleed to death.

I wish I was done writing my game, and that it didn't somehow get deleted.

Homsar Fan · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:47 am

Granted, but a computer virus eats it.

I wish I could pause and play the world at will.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:05 am

Granted. However, you play/pause the world with a remote, and the battery runs out, while the world's paused, and you're out of batteries, and you can't buy any more due to the world being paused.

I wish that answer weren't partially inspired by the movie Click

Sloshy · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:09 am

Granted, but due to saying 'weren't' instead of 'wasn't', you gain this REALLY horrible accent and everyone hates you because it's so horrible and strong.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:11 am

You made an invisible wish for death. Granted!

I wish Smack Jeeves weren't doing maintenance right now.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:11 pm

Granted. He's doing your mom. Again.

I wish Samurai Jack would return with all-new episodes.

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:08 pm

Granted. The original producers and animators have all moved on, so they replaced them with the guys who made Loonatics and give it a similar "rebooting". Ech.

I wish it wasn't so humid.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:15 pm

Granted, but that means there's absolutely no water in the air and you die of dehydration.

I wish I was done writing my game, and that it didn't somehow get deleted, eaten by a virus, or anything to that effect.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:46 pm

Granted. However, the game you're writing is an exact copy of Super Mario Bros. NINTENDO LAWSUIT'D!

I wish it's a lion! knew that Smack Jeeves is a website and not a person.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:49 pm

Granted, but I'm pretty sure he already did, making your wish useless.

TheHumanScreenshot wrote:

Granted. However, the game you're writing is an exact copy of Super Mario Bros. NINTENDO LAWSUIT'D!

No, it's not a copy of the game. It's a parody. PARODY IS PROTECTED BY LAW.

I wish I was done writing my game, and that it didn't somehow get deleted, eaten by a virus, or anything to that effect.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:23 pm

An exact copy is not a parody.

Anyways, granted, but you get punched in the face for making the same wish too many times.

Aayugara · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:31 pm

Everyone ends up hating your game, and you are banned to the streets, forced to eat old rotten banana peels from dumpsters for the rest of your life. Then, when you reach an age of 56 you buy a lottery ticket that wins an $8,000,000 prize, and as you go to claim your money a piano falls on you. The end.

I wish that school didn't exist, but people could remain intelligent.

EDIT: aww man, I was late....and screenshot, you didn't make a wish...

Coleslaw · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:35 pm

Granted. People remain as intelligent as they were born.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:40 pm

Make an invisible wish? Get an invisible response!

Granted. The next Sonic game is better than any Mario game. Thanks for making me have to edit everything I've ever posted about Mario being better than Sonic. Urgh.

I wish every controversial celebrity, except Celine Dion, would get DELETED!!!

Aussieguy · **Posted:** Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:34 am

granted, except that a lot of people now don't have anything to talk about. So then they go crazy and kill each other, and we don't have any celebritys anymore (almost).

I wish for a movie theater to appear in front of my house, and I don't have to pay in order to see the movie or get snacks!

Homsar Fan · **Posted:** Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:35 am

Granted, but the movie theater is the size of a baseball.

I wish I was done writing my story; it's taking a long time.

Aussieguy · **Posted:** Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:39 am

granted, but it stinks!!! sorry.

I wish for a life sized jar of peanut butter.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:31 am

granted, but it stinks!!! sorry.

I wish I were more random.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, you randomly kill yourself

i wish this wish doesnt not get not ruined

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:08 pm

Granted. PARADOX! AAAAAH!

I wish for an end to paradoxes.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:38 pm

Granted, the world disappears. Now there's no paradoxes, since there's no anything.

I wish my computer would refresh webpages faster.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:49 pm

Granted. It refreshes webpages so quickly that you can't even see them.

I wish that my watch was always exactly half an hour fast.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:49 pm

GRANT'D! However, everything on your schedule happens half an hour later, so there's no point.

I wish it were the 200th e-mail already.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:59 pm

Granted, but you rushed TBC so much that they had to resort to a SBEmail clip show cop-out.

I wish I my life was a clip show.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:22 pm

Granted, but it's clips from DEATH NOTE!

I wish my movie was finished, and that it didn't somehow get destroyed or be the basis of a lawsuit. And that it was good. (Just try and ruin that!)

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

Granted, but no one watches it.

I wish I didn't have to wish.

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