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You waste away again in Margaritaville, searching for my lost shaker of salt. Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, but you know it's nobody's fault.


I wish for money

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It rains from the sky, hitting you and putting you in hospital.

I hope MTV pimps my ride.

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Granted. They pimp your old tricycle.

I wish I had a rock to wind a piece of string around. (TMBG'd!)

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It will never happen because you are not lucky



I wish i had a bird that transforms into a rhino that transforms into a monkey that transforms into a pencil, ect,ect

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Granted. It transforms into a giant robot and KILLS J00.

I wish I had protective rubber skin.

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your skin gets too protective and you sink when you try to swim


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What idiot thought the idea of putting the hole on the BUTT of them?Take a look one day!Notice those holes on top?Well thats where the Salt come out right?Well if you put the opening on butt guess what!When you go to fill them it is is going to spill and make a freaking mess all over myfloor!-Didy


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Sadly you will never know, because you can't handle it.

I wish I could figure out what to get my friend for Secret Santa.

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Unfortunatly, whatever you were going to give him/her ,they already have it.


I wish this very hot weather will cool down sooner or later.


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Wish granted! It cools down sooner or later, actually quite a lot later, about when you've just given up and gone on vacation.

I wish Clan rHrN had some common friggin' sense.


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He does. About 87¢ to be exact. That's just enough for him to buy a candy bar at Stuff Mart.

I wish Ramrod would never put on a dress again.

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He doesn't. But, he puts on a skirt a bunch of times.

I wish my pizza would come already.

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the pizza comes but the pizza man kills you when you wont give him a hug!!!!!!!! bwahahaha


I wish my friend wasnt so stupid

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He suddenly becomes smart. So smart, in fact, that he builds a ray gun and accidently shoots you with it. DEAD'D!

I wish I knew how to use flash.

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you learn, but you are to stupid to know which way to turn the camera resulting in the flash blinding you!!! hahaha


i wish i had a tongue

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I wish I had a XBox 360.

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To bad, You get the odyssey.

I wish that I could see colors.


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As you get knocked out, you see colored dots.

I wish I could have lullaby issue 1 and 2 for free right now.

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Granted, but you fall asleep

I wish I could ride a cow

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Wish granted. You slap on your chaps and saddle up a lovely Holstein. You ride it around for a bit, enjoy the wind in your hair and the sun in your face, and all is lovely until some nasty punk intercepts you and tips over the cow and you along with it. The cow lands on your leg and you suffer a horrid compound fracture.

I wish I could learn to dance the Paso Doble.

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Granted, but whilst practicing alone, due to the moves being based on toreador movement, you get gored by a bull.

I wish for a wall of Marshall stacks!

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you get it and it comes alive and eats you!


I wish i had a hat and a large root beer in a mug!

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The root beer is poisoned. And the hat comes alive and eats you.

I wish I had a genie that could give me three wishes.

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Except the genie makes 'em permanent. Forever!

I wish for I J, Stu, and Hilary Duff to REALLY be my homies!

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They become your homies somehow, but they find out what you're really like and ditch you. In a ditch.

I wish Rya was still alive so people would stop whining about it.

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Rya will never be alive as Matt Wilson forbids it.

Tell Jello not to make a Phil Argus rip off for an avatar.

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Location: Trapped inside a cage. It isn't even locked, but I'm an idiot.
Okay, that's it. WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT MY FREAKING AVATAR? It's not a Phil Argus ripoff. I didn't even MAKE the dang thing! It's from a web comic called Ctrl+alt+del, okay? Jeez, maybe YOU can get a GOOD avatar. One that doesn't take 15 minutes to look at before you figure out what it is.

I wish I would be able to run in circles really fast

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Your inside leg becomes stronger than your outside leg and you can never walk straight again.

I wish I was 8 feet tall.

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Granted. Due to your height, your circulation is not strong enough to get blood to your feet and you die due to an infection caused by your foot getting gangrene.

I wish for nothing.

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Dont use Your reverse psychology on Me!


I wish for the ATHF season 2 boxset.


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Granted, but the lasers in your dvd-player and dvd-cd rom drive die.

I wish for a huge plate of paella! Yum! :p

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