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granted, but your head a splodes

i wish i wasnt so tired

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Granted, you are .00000000001% less tired.

I wish the old JSA comics didn't suck, and that the new ones stayed the same.

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granted, they dont suck as much, but thats not saying much, thats like saying they suck less than a lemon on a tuesday

i wish i could have done a better AVGN reference

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Granted, you made a better "Avenge Van Gelder Now" reference.

I wish I had an eternal subscription to MAD Magazine for only $8!

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Granted, you are now subscribed to Men And Newbie's magazine.

I wish floor something about that movie no one seen and that book no one read and gummie bears

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Um... I have no idea what you just said.

I wish I had an eternal subscription to MAD Magazine (not MAN Magazine) for only $8!

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granted, you have subscribed to Masters At Drooling magazine

i wish summer wasnt so hot without affecting the other seasons

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Granted, Summer is now, at the highest, -4,000 degrees.

I wish none of my DVDs were scratched..

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granted, but your dvd player only works with kinda scratched ones

i wish i was better at hockey without anyone getting worse

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Granted. Since no one got worse, they can still beat you.

I wish it were my birthday already

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LEARN TO LIKE MS PAINT!!!

Granted. It is now your 987,654,321st birthday. People think you're part of some conspiracy and kill you as you have a heart attack.

I wish I wasn't obsessive-compulsive.

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Granted, you are now Compuslive-Obsessive

I wish I didn't have that energy drink before going to the movies

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Granted, you had coffee instead, and the caffine affects you just as much as the energy drink.

I wish that the United States got the majority of it's electricity from renewable resources.

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

Granted, this is the first wish I have ever granted without anything bad happening, oh wait, because of that George W. Bush is there president forever, (that doesnt affect me, I live north of there boarder)

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on that post. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO one president forever I don't like, especially a president I don't especially like. No offense to Bush supporters.

since you didn't make a wish, I will grant that the US has taken over canada and now bush is YOUR president too forever Muahahahahahahahaha(by the way, I like canada, and don't want to take it over...)

I wish that I'm cool.

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granted, you now live in a permanent winter, you die of hypothermia

I wish I knew what life would be ike if they never made a Disney Pixar movie ever, just to see what it would be like without it actually happening

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You mean no Wall-e, Toy Story etc. etc.?????? Nooooooo, er, I mean, granted, but now there's tons of really bad Nickelodian movies..

I wish for pickels.

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granted, but theyre nemakian, and they kill you for no reason

i wish people stopped comparing Wall-E to Johnny 5 and ROB, because i see very little resemblence, other than the eyes

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Granted, YAY!!!!

I wish that a;ldifja;lfkjal;dkjfalkdfja;kdfjal;dkjfoaewldkvmalfc

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granted, what you just wished for in computer talk is for Wall-E to not be released into australia, or any other country except for Canada, good for you, seriously, i like that wish

i wish nothing bad happens from this wish

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Granted. But the next wish you mke you will explode no matter what.

I wish for a dolphin

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granted, you get ecco the dolphin in the sega genesis, but you dont have a sega genesis

i wish very little activity happens while i go to another website for 5 mintues

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Granted, but then very little activity happens at all forever.

I wish for a pony

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granted, but its a dead pony

i wish i had some more money, 10 dollar to be exact

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You get ten dollar. but in order to get that ten dollar, you had to buy 11 boxes of cereal, and send in a postage stamp with all of the box tops on them.

I wish for a Walle DVD

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granted, but you get the one thats in french with no sub titles, wait, would that be any different what with the little dialogue

i wish i knew if it would be any different

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Granted, it is, and that makes me sad, and you don't like to make friends mad do you? Or at least people you know...

I wish that there was a kick the Coach Z doll

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granted, but its so hard to get one, cuz everyone gets one then kicks it till its not kikable anymore

i wish i knew some normal people in this forum outside the forum

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Then you forgot about all the normal people with the forum.

I wish for alcatraz

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granted, you go crazy in an unlocked cell and then you fall into the water and drown even though tis only knee deep

i wish i knew what life would be like if Wall-E was real

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