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Granted http://youtube.com/watch?v=As7UQtKX00c

I wish for me to be more in shape.

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

granted, your now in the shape of a triangle

i wish i could go to sleep faster

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

Granted, now you can't wake up.

I wish that I was the color blue.

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

granted, you blue cuz you drownd

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

Your lack of wishing causes you to disappear.

I wish than and then ment the same thing.

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Click this link unless you hate Homestar Runner & Strong Bad. You like Homestar & Strong Bad, don't you?

Granted, now they men the same thing.

I wish I wasn't obsessive-compulsive.

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

Granted. However, Earth is about to explode, and only obsessive-compulsive people are allowed on the spaceship to Mars.

I wish that the constantly-changing Mario game I had dreamed about was real.

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LEARN TO LIKE MS PAINT!!!

Granted. Now, you can never beat the game because everything keeps changing.

I wish I could fly.

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granted, but you fly straight into the sun

i wish i had something to do for a day

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

Granted. You get hit with shoes repeatedly for a day.

I wish that my constantly-changing Mario game would change a bit more slowly.

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LEARN TO LIKE MS PAINT!!!

granted, it changes 0.0000000000000001% slower before going into hyperspeed and things get all cool and shackey and a bit weird

i wish i can read my own writting

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

Granted, but you can't read your own writing.

I wish that I could get my letter into MAD Magazine for the Make a Dumb Wish Foundation.

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

Granted i cant think of a way to ruin this wish right now, please leave a message after the beep *beep*

I wish it took me less time to get a new sig and avatar

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

Granted, but your sig is too big.

I wish.

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NEW FEATURE!! Click my signature to go to my wiki page! All my wii codes are there.

Gran...

i wish i didnt get confused as often

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Granted, but in order to do that you're put in a room with white walls and floors so you can never be confused again.

I wish for a banana

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

granted, but its so old, george bush wouldnt eat it

i wish i had enough money to see walle in theaters a 5th time, (lol yeah i seen it 4 times in theaters)

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

Granted, but it's counterfiet (who didn't see that comeing???)

I wish for Pikmin 3 to be release right now or at least a trailer!!!

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

granted, you get a trailer, but its so short it makes the game look crappy

I wish no one posts a reply to this post before i do

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

unpossible. you explode.

I wish for forever.

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

I wish I could see Wall-E again.

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Granted, but you didn't say you wanted to see the movie again, so the whole thing is just a picture of Walle.

I wish for the unpossible.

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

TIME PARADOX

i wish i had the back to the future triligy(the other 3 best movies made) on dvd

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Granted, but once you open it up you find out it's the star trek triligy of some sort.

I wish for one of those magical vending machines.

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

granted, its the sort that looks exactly like a regualr vending machine, but it will not give you anything no matter what you put in it

i wish i would get my cineplex/galaxy cineamas scene card already

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

Granted, it's broken.

I wish for something broken!

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

granted, you get a broken Wall-E dvd

i wish video games based on good movies were as good as the movies theyre supposed to represent

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

Granted, but the world explodes cause that's never supposed to happen EVER!!! and never will...

I wish for something unbroken

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

*cough*Goldeneye for the N64

granted, you get a crappy repair job on an old vhs

i wish i wasnt afraid of spiders

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Granted you're afraid of doors...

I wish for the ability to paint ANYTHIGN!!!

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar