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Author:  Sherlockrunner [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:30 am ]
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To bad the 50$ turns out to be fake money
you take it up to the store but it turns out he/she also put a gun in your pocket, you take the money out with the gun the clerk call the cops your arrested death row



i wish we had more smileys! lack of um
Author:  Cleverdan [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:31 am ]
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He stops, but post more annoying things here. Good goin', mandy.

I wish for a GIR plushie.

Oops, simulpost, mine was for mandy.
Author:  Sherlockrunner [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:34 am ]
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it explodes your dead



i wish i didn't have a cold
Author:  DeathlyPallor [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:38 am ]
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You don't get death row for holding someone up unless you are in Texas or Nazi Germany...

Denied. Like they're going to listen to us! They probably think that the people here aren't capable of feeling or expressing anything other than the emotions shown on those emoticons (and for the most part, they are right).

I wish hilary duff would finally fade into obscurity and not get work so Clan would go into grief driven seclusion and not post anymore.
Author:  Cleverdan [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:38 am ]
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You get the ebola. You die.

I wish for food.
Author:  Sherlockrunner [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:41 am ]
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DeathlyPallor wrote:
You don't get death row for holding someone up unless you are in Texas or Nazi Germany...

Denied. Like they're going to listen to us! They probably think that the people here aren't capable of feeling or expressing anything other than the emotions shown on those emoticons (and for the most part, they are right).

I wish hilary duff would finally fade into obscurity and not get work so Clan would go into grief driven seclusion and not post anymore.

okay your in teaxas! gaa
Cleverdan wrote:
I wish for food.

you get molded bread thats as old as :trogdor:

i wish i had the paint to paint my clay trogdor
Author:  DeathlyPallor [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:52 am ]
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Unfortunately, it's lead-based. You get poisoned.

I wish my head would a-splode.
Author:  Sherlockrunner [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 4:02 am ]
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your head stays on and you live

i wish i could get a response from Clevedan or maybe hes offline
Author:  Cleverdan [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:09 pm ]
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He's here for two seconds.

I wish I had a microscope.
Author:  strongfan [ Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:32 am ]
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wish granted!

It makesthings larger. Phisically!

you're eaten bob!



Almost all posts in the spam vault have clan as the last poster than, lock. so I wish clan was bann'd!
Author:  Exhibit A [ Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:47 am ]
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I'm sorry, but I can't think of a way to make that bad...

I wish that Batman was my dad.
Author:  kerrek_slaya [ Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:37 am ]
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Wish granted! Batman becomes your dad, and receives a tip that you're aiding the Joker! Batarang to the groin, anybody?

I wish I had an Xbox 360.
Author:  Didymus [ Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:30 pm ]
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You get 360 XBoxes instead. Now they're flooding your living room, and you can't even get through them to hook one up to the TV.

I wish Ramrod happiness.
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:04 pm ]
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Granted. Unfortunately, you discover that the thing that gives him the most joy in life is setting you on fire. You dead.

I wish I had a Rya T-shirt and a good place to wear it, because it's not like I could wear it to school or church.
Author:  Didymus [ Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:00 pm ]
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You get a Rya T-shirt. Unfortunately, the only place you can wear it is over to Clan's house. TOTALLY CREEPIFIED'D!!

I wish I could be invisable for just one day.
Author:  DukeNuke [ Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:20 pm ]
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You are. You got hit by a truck while crossing the road.

I wish the afterlife will be World of Warcraft, but more real. (But you can still be ressurected and keep on livin'. And no servers shutting down etc.)
Author:  Alexander [ Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:23 pm ]
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Wish Granted. You spend your day playing pranks on people, when a car that can't see you runs over you, it costs you 3 billion in medical bills.

I wish that I lived in London.
Author:  Didymus [ Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:13 pm ]
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You now live in London. Or more precisely, inside London. That is, in the concrete just outside Westminster Abbey. People keep walking on your face and mistaking you for Charles Darwin.

I wish I was in Dixie, away, away.
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:55 am ]
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Granted. You did want to go to a paper cup factory, right?

I wish I was some kinda awesome robot.
Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Thu Jan 19, 2006 1:03 am ]
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You're this totally awesome robot with like, cannon arms, and spider legs, and bionic hearing or something. But your programming restricts you from ever using these powers for anything good. Which, predictably, leads to you getting all emo and wanting to be free. And then I guess some cloaked guy stabs you. Or something like that.

> i wish this song would get out my head! (It's I Palindrome I and it's been there for nealry a week)
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Jan 19, 2006 1:31 am ]
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(But I get dudes. But they're either slow talkers or sharks that sell cars, right? :P)

Granted. Now the Bacon Man song is stuck in your head, and it remains stuck in there until YOU get stabbed by some cloaked guy.

I wish I was a not-emo awesome robot who was NOT DEAD.
Author:  Didymus [ Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:10 pm ]
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(yes, but I'm highly suspicious of dudes who go out with robots. I mean, shouldn't people date within their species?)

You become Tranzor Z. You aren't even conscious: you have to have that dumb kid pilot you. But the cool thing is, you've got lots of super powers, and you fight evil bad guys. And you get those cool Scrambler Link wings. But you're also way too big for anybody to ever want to date. Except maybe the Giant Grape Nuts Robot. He might give you his digits.

I wish Clan were tied to a rocket and launched into outer space.
Author:  Sarge [ Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:35 pm ]
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Your wish is granted. This "clan" is tied to the Space Shuttle, which promptly disitegrates on re-entry, the falling debris landing on your house, killing you instantly.

I wish I had a better laptop.
Author:  Cyberdemon [ Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:58 pm ]
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Wish granted.. Unfortunatly it has a 30000 page instruction manual written in japanese.

I wish my only comfortable chair wasnt broken right now..
Author:  DukeNuke [ Thu Jan 19, 2006 8:16 pm ]
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Nope, it's not broken, it's totaly destroyed! No chair for you! Mwuhahaha!

I wish I were an average athlete.
Author:  Cyberdemon [ Thu Jan 19, 2006 8:19 pm ]
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You turn into a BELOW-average athelete

I hope strong bad makes a new character in his next email..
Author:  DukeNuke [ Thu Jan 19, 2006 8:26 pm ]
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It's Mr. Virus, who deletes the entire site. And the rest of the internet. And your mom, somehow.

I wish I could do whatever I wanted and still be at perfect health. (Bungie-jumping without bungies, eating 147 batteries etc..)
Author:  kerrek_slaya [ Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:56 pm ]
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You happily bungee-jump without a bungee, eat 147 batteries, and let Clan "do his Clan thing" on you many times. You feel great! Unfortunately, you LOOK like CRAP from all that would-have-been damage, and never get any chicks/guys (Neither your name nor your avatar give me any idea as to your gender.)

I wish I had a working wireless hub to play MKDS.
Author:  Didymus [ Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:11 pm ]
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You get a wireless hub. Unfortunately, it's a hub to a wheel, not a computer connection. You can play all the MKDS you want, but not on the server!

I wish that talking chijuajua would get run over by a pizza truck.
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:57 am ]
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Granted. The man driving the pizza truck is drunk, and he swerves and runs over you as well. Pwned.

I wish I was CONSCIOUS, NOT-EMO, NOT-DEAD AWESOME SEXY ROBOT.
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