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Author:  kerrek_slaya [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:04 am ]
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Ace becomes an Oscar Meyer weiner. Unfortunately, he gives you food poisoning. You dead. Thanks for playing.

I wish I had a Nintendo Revolution.

Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:06 am ]
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Granted. It malfunctions and explodes in a huge blast, killing you and destroying your house.

I wish I had some cool armwarmers.

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:09 am ]
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They're 6 sizes too small. Smoooooooooooooooooth.

I wish I could turn into the Hulk!

Author:  Rogue Leader [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:51 am ]
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You turn into The Hulk, but you can't move your arms or legs because they are so big. And your pants where a bit to small for hulk mode.

I wish I could get a third dog.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:56 am ]
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You get a third dog. Its name is Cerberus, it has three heads, have fun.


I wish to be call King Nothing.

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:58 am ]
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Here ya go. Everyone laughs at you.

I wish Clan had never existed.

Author:  Ninti [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:02 am ]
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Granted. Um.... Nothing bad can come from that.

I wish I never had to sleep and nothing would happen to me.

Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:25 am ]
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Granted. However, your parents get annoyed that you're always awake and have a tendency to wake them up. You get in major trouble, but you can't stop, so you get sent to a reform school.

I wish Clan would stop bugging me and making assumptions about me.

Author:  StrongRad [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:27 am ]
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He stops. Unfortunately, his clone starts.
Sorry Charlie, er Mandy.

I wish I was a little bit taller

Author:  Sarge [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:30 pm ]
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Your wish is granted. You are now one nanometer taller, but nobody notices, not even you.

I wish I had a bottle of Tums or Rolaids.

Author:  Marshmallow Roast [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:31 pm ]
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WISH GRANTED. UNFORTUNATELY, HOWEVER, GRANTED IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEDICINE POISON SCARE. YOU DIE OF POISON... ING.

I WISH I COULD DANCE.

Author:  ikwaylx [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:06 pm ]
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Granted. but you are the worst ever.

I wish I can find oil and become a billionare.

Author:  DukeNuke [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:41 pm ]
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Technicly you can, altough practicly you never do.

I wish days would be 3-4 hours longer.

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:23 pm ]
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They are now, but you have to spend that extra time in a reeeeeeeally boring class.

I wish I were a big sumo wrestler!

Author:  Jenny [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:31 pm ]
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poof! you are a sumo wrestler. unfortunately, you now have heart disease and diabetes due to your weight. have fun with that.

i wanna say hi to TBC sometime in person. just to tell them they rock. thats it.

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:34 pm ]
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You meet them somewhere in Atlanta, but their bodyguards beat the CRAP outta you.

I wish I had could have unlimited Power Crunches!

Author:  Jonn-E [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:35 pm ]
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Wish granted but you died because I missed :mrgreen: .

I wished this wish did not backfire.

Author:  Jenny [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:36 pm ]
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granted.

you do realize that you have now wasted a REAL wish though, right?

i wanna make a pwnsome flash toon site

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:39 pm ]
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Sorry, no one watches it. :p

I wish I were a REAL gecko!

Author:  Jonn-E [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:41 pm ]
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Sorry, no one likes you.

I wish that I had a the cheat.

Author:  Jenny [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:42 pm ]
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Ian: you're a gecko. someone steps on you

Jon: Your The Cheat whips out a lighter and burns your house down.

i want a lamborghini diablo

Author:  Ninti [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:43 pm ]
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He gnaws your face off,man.

I wish I had a life time supply of Marsmallow Frootloops.

Author:  Jonn-E [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:45 pm ]
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You ate too many marshmallows and puked on a wresleman , he beats you up.

I wish that I was a mod.

Author:  Jenny [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:45 pm ]
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ninti: your house fills with frootloops and you suffocate with a smile on your face.

jon: you're a mod now, but you get baninated 5 seconds later

i want trogdor to burninate me

Author:  Sarge [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:15 pm ]
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Your wish is granted, and Trogdor burniates you until you are dead.

Oh how I wish my noisy neigbour's sound-system would be smashed to bits, never to be replaced.

Author:  Didymus [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:17 pm ]
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He burninates you. Unfortunately, instead of getting a statue of yourself for peasants to admire for all eternity (or at least until the Renaissance, when statues of peasants in Scalding Lake T-shirts suddenly becomes less popular), you end up getting a statue of a slice of Hawaiian pizza. And since very few people like pineapple on their pizza, no one even venerates that. You get all the 4th Degree Burns of a true burnination, but none of the posthumous fame that comes with it.

I wish tacos were funny.

Author:  Jenny [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:27 pm ]
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okay. i throw a taco at you and laugh when it hits you.

i wish i hadn't slept so late.. its already almost dinner time and i haven't gotten anything accomplished today.

Author:  Sarge [ Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:14 am ]
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Your wish is granted. You didn't sleep late, in fact you didn't sleep at all. You now have chronic insomnia and a wicked case of sleep deprivation.

I wish I had an endless supply of money.

Author:  The Chessman [ Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:20 am ]
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Granted. However, since your supply of money is infinite, the money itself is worth next to nothing!

ECONOMICS'D!

I wish there was no school tomorrow...

Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:35 am ]
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Granted. Instead of going to school, you get to go to a PRISON CELL. What fun!

I wish that Evil actually turned out to be Rya.

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