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Your wish is granted. Evil is now Rya. However, a lot of Rya things still keep happening to you; simply renaming Evil to Rya doesn't make the Rya in the world any less evil.

I wish the war in Iraq was over.

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The war is over. Now George Bush rises up and becomes Supreme Dictator For Life. And Iran nukes the place. Ya happy now?

I wish they'd make a movie about Santa Claus fighting evil space aliens.

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Grantinate'd but the movie was horriblem and the special effects were cheep

I wish I had better cardio respitory endurance

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(Insert Witty or Philosophical Quote Here)

Granted, but now you have to run from a giant ape! That better go to good use!

I wish I had a jar of pimentos!

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TIRES TIRES TIRES

You have a pair of pimentos. But for some reason, you try to wear them as if they were pants. Needless to say, it doesn't quite work out.

I wish the next person to post would a splode.

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Granted. Except all my stuff falls on you. And then I come back together, but still all my stuff is on you.

I wish Ted Kennedy, Michael Savage, and Michael Moore would all shut up.

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GENGHIS KHAN!!!!!

They all shut up. And Pat Robertson takes over the world (after a few strategic assassinations and calling their deaths "God's punishment" on them). Are you freaking happy now?

I wish I had a bathtub full of Fruit Loops.

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You do. They are stale and stink bad. And all the sugar rubs off and you go into diabetic shock.

I wish all the extremists from both sides of the political spectrum would shut their mouth (Happy now, Didy? )

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GENGHIS KHAN!!!!!

granted, but the senator McCain triumphs!

I iwsh there weren't any politics AHA!

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TIRES TIRES TIRES

Your wish is granted, no more politics. The good news is that all the politicians have been shot. The bad news is that the democratic political process is gradualy replaced with anarchy. Striken by a new-found inability to make collective decisions, society begins to break down. In short order, you find yourself huddled in your basement, hiding from the roving gangs of looters and the packs of wild dogs. Welcome to dystopia.

I wish I had a deep fryer so I could make home-made french fries.
mmmmm.... french fries....

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You get a deep fryer. You also get a uniform, a paper had, and a creepy Meat Clown barking orders at you. All for minimum wage, too! The good news is you get to eat fries any time you want; the bad news is you get acne all over your body and end up weighing 400 lb. OBESIFIED!!

I wish fat free yogurt were in love with StrongRad.

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Your wish is my command. Fat free yogurt is now in love with StrongRad. Unfortunately, StrongRad is not in love with fat-free yogurt. Rather, StrongRad is in love with Didymus, who is in love with ice cream. The ice cream, however, is in love with the spoon. The fork ran away with the spoon, however, which means that Ice Cream has to settle for a Spork.

One day, while Didymus was eating his Ice Cream, StrongRad mistakes Didymus's Ice Cream for Yogurt. Horrified by what he sees as a betrayal on Yogurt's part, StrongRad stabs the Ice Cream with the Spork, splashing cold Ice Cream into Didymus's face. Enjoy your desert.

(Man, that was a long way to go to ruin a wish)

If wishes were fishes, I wishes my wishes were dishes of fishes.

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(is that Einoo T. Spork?)

Your nice little rhyme confuses the daylights out of the djinni, so he just simplifies things by turning you into a place of fish. Then Emeril throws some cayenne pepper on you and yells, "BAM!!" Not only do you get devoured by hungry audience members, but you also have a severe burning sensation throughout the entire process. BAM'D and EAT'D!!

I wish Homestar had a freaking clue.

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He got one, but forgot it like two seconds later.

I wish there is spoon.

Here. It's made outta plastic.

I wish Teff weren't so chubby!

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Your wish is granted, and once again there is spoon. However, the fork ran away with the spoon, so no spoon for you!

I wish I had air conditioning in the summer.

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Granted. Your air is so conditioned, you freeze....and can't breath.

I wish I could....not have any unfortune ever.

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Your wish is granted. You now cannot ever have any unfortune. However, everyone around you now constantly has unfortunate things happening to them. Evertualy, people start to realise that you are the casue of their unfurtune. It becomes unsafe for you to remain near other people lest an angry mob form, and possibly lynch you. You must flee to the winderness to live out your days alone, a hermit. Not having any wilderness survival skills to speak of, you starve to death.

I wish my bottle of milk had an endless supply inside.

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Wish granted. But when you bet your soul that you can chug it you drink for a really really long time.

I wish that the statement below was true

And that the statement above was false

Granted. Your head asplode.

I wish that... I had a 69 Mustang Boss 429.

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Your wish is granted. You had a 69 Mustang Boss 429, but then some drunken idiot stole it, drove it into a high-speed police chase, and drove it off a 400-foot cliff. Now you have the wreckage of a 69 Mustang Boss 429, but you're still making payments on it.

I wish Strong Bad would answer one of my e-mails.

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Granted. It is the new tape leg and is hated for all eternity.

I wish all of the guestbooks were gone and the voting for it will stop.

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GENGHIS KHAN!!!!!

Done! but unfortunatly, they have invented new "Aquaintance" Books.

i wish for an Xbox 360.
dont ruin it!

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Your wish is granted, and an Xbox 360 magicly appears. However, you have a real life and a job and you have no time for video games anymore, so it collects dust on the shelf.

I wish I had a warp-capable starship.

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Granted! but a system error caused the Mr.COFFEE and the MR.RADAR to fail.

thanks for the 360, at least i have it and its not blown up or anything.

i wish for a Thompson M1A1 SMG.

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You get the Tommy Gun. Unfortunately, it doesn't have the bolt or the magazine, so you're not gonna be able to shoot it.
You CAN, however throw it at people. I guess that'd hurt.
Another bad thing about it is that the stock is infested with termites, so now, so is your house.

I wish I didn't hit snooze for an hour every morning.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Your wish is granted. Now, instead of hitting snooze for an hour every morning, you sleep through the alarm and wake up an hour late for work.

I wish the enviroment was doing better than it is.

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The environment is doing great. In fact, it's doing so great, the entire world turns into a South American rain forest. You get eaten by piranhas somehow. EAT'D BY PIRANHAS'D!!

I wish California weren't so weird.

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California now isn't so weird, insetad it's extremely ordinary. The sameness... the SAMENESS! Aug!

I wish I will have tickets to see Def Leppard when they come to town.

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Granted, but now Mississippi is weird.


I wish I didn't have to wait until three for my next class.

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