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Granted! You haveto do an extra class in between for no appearant reason! Oh, and you got an F.

I wish I had another ice cream...


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You have more ice cream. You gain like 50lb from all the ice cream you're eating. And it's not even quality ice cream - it's that stuff you buy on discount at Wal-Mart that's like 50% air. Anyway, you die of a massive coronary. HEART ATTACK'D!!

I wish I could stick it to the man.

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Your wish comes true, and you stick it to them man. The man then sends an army of lawyers to your door, and sues you untill you're burried under a mountain of lawyers bills, court fees, mortages, and credit card debt.

I wish Keith Moon was still alive.

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He is. You're not.

I wish I were telekinetic.


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Your wish is granted. You can move things with your mind. This automaticly qualifies you for secret detention and disection in Area 51. Enjoy your life running from he government.

I wish I ran Area 51.

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You run area 51, but you get lazy and pour coffee on stuff and all the aliens get free and then...uh...Homestar's head turns into a couch?

I wish life were like an RPG (Role-playing game, not a rocket-propeeled-grenade)

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Your wish comes true. Your life now resembles a Role Playing Game. However, your luck is horrible and you are soon killed by an ork.

I wish I had a better computer.
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Granted, but then it gets 423,827 viruses and Bubs shotguns it.

I wish I had a new skateboard.


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Granted, but it's cursed and you end up skating into a volcano in space.

I wish I knew a few foreign languages.

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Your wish is granted, and now you know some forign languages. Unfortunately, these are all dead languages that hardly anybody knows them anymore. Since you don't know of anyone else who speaks them, your new facility with languages is of no use to you.

I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day.

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Granted. There are now 42 hours in a day.

However, you suddenly realize that it's 4:00pm, you are currently chatting with 8 buddies via Instant Messanger, you tried 15 times to get out of bed this morning, finally suceeding on the 16th try, and you have 23 holes in your sock. Due to the combination of unlucky numbers (ever seen Lost?), you die!

I wish for eternal happiness to be with me forever!

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Granted. Unfortunately, Eternal Happiness is the name of a really annoying guy, and his infinite ramblings drive you insane.

I wish for a free set of Prisma Color pencils.

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Granted. They're defective and they break really quickly.

I wish I didn't have a canker sore.

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Granted. Now you have cancer.

I wish that nothing bad will happen to me.

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Wish granted. It's replaced by an extra leg and you're forced to live the rest of your life in a freak show.

I wish I wasn't so itchy.

Edit: Noo, we posted at the same time, sorta. xF

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You responded to the wrong wish. My wish still hasn't been ruined.

I wish that nothing bad will happen to me.

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Sorry! =/

Wish granted, but everyone you love and care about are having the worst bad luck of their lives.

Now, I wish I wasn't so itchy.

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Granted. Now you have severe acne problems.

I wish for something good to come my way.

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Granted. This good thing is a gigantic wad of hundred dollar bills. Unfortunately, it's hurled at your face at ungodly speeds, and you can guess the rest.

I wish I had a better camera, and not one of those camera-phone things, either.

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Granted. Too bad it cost you so much. You are now bankrupt!

I wish I could learn to relax.

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Granted. You have to go through a rigourus, seemingly-unrelated-to relaxation-at-the-time-but-becomes-clear-in-the-end 7-year course in the Sahara Desert to learn, though.

I wish for naturally bullet-proof skin.

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Granted, but then you die from being poisoned.

I wish for a harmless smiley! :)

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Granted. Your smiley quickly morphs in to an "I want to devour your soul" smiley. Image

I wish I had a pony...

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Granted, but your parents think your far to old for such a thing and sell it to your neighbor.

I wish that Anime was as popular in America as it is in Japan.


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I got that popular. American companies try to draw their own anime, but it comes out so bad it ruins the popularity of anime and manga all over the world. Angry fans cut your head off.

I wish my homework did itself. With perfect spelling and such.


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Granted. Your homework does itself now, but since you're not the one doing the homework, you don't learn anything and you fail all your tests. You fail high school, can't get into college, and end up unemployed and homeless.

I wish Eh Steve :ehsteve: was real.

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Granted, but he drives you crazy! You wind up like The Wheelchair always wanting to anhilate him.

I wish for Ringo Starr!

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Your wish comes true, but only for a milisecond. You don't notice, and neither does Ringo.

I wish I owned my very own private aircraft carrier.

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Granted. To bad it is defective and blows up before going of the runway, killing all inside it. But not before somehow punching huge holes into the ozone.

I wish that I had one of those 1052 block memory cards...

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Your wish comes true, and a 1052 memory card comes in the mail. Hopwever, it's not compatible with any of your other hardware, so it's useless to you.

I wish cheeseburgers were free.

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