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| Author: | Rogue Leader [ Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:35 pm ] |
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Granted. But you eat to many of them and die of a heart attack. I wish I didn't have to take the SATs or any other standardized test or any other test tomorrow. |
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| Author: | Kevin DuBrow [ Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:37 pm ] |
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Granted. You eat all the cheeseburgers you want, and it goes to your hips and you eventually explode. I wish no one would ruin my wish. |
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| Author: | Jonn-E [ Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:39 pm ] |
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Ok done, you wasted a wish. I wish I had the force. |
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| Author: | Rogue Leader [ Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:43 pm ] |
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Uh, could someone do my wish? |
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| Author: | No Toppings [ Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:49 pm ] |
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Sure. You don't take the SATs, don't go to college and end up dealin' burgers. I wish I didn't have to wear my pants... |
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| Author: | Rogue Leader [ Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:53 pm ] |
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(but I am only 12. And I am taking them later). You don't. Instead, you where a kilt and everyone laughs. I wish that I could read my all the stuff for my Bar Mitzvah without error. |
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| Author: | No Toppings [ Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:07 pm ] |
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(I'm 13, and I already took em. No sweat.) You do, but then, at the afterparty, your head asplode. Too bad. I wish Speedos were less...exposing. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Jan 27, 2006 11:24 pm ] |
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Wish granted. Now they're all baggy and nobody wants to wear them. Instead, they wear tutus. RAMROD'D TO DEATH'D!! I wish Giant Flying Radioactive Moo Cows were under my command. |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Fri Jan 27, 2006 11:33 pm ] |
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Granted, but they're on another planet and it costs too much to contact them to give your commands. D: I wish I could complete my Zoology project in an instant and get a good grade. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Jan 27, 2006 11:46 pm ] |
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You complete your zoology project instantly and get an excellent grade on it. Unfortunately, your zoology project was to create a new type of mutant gorilla species. You get zapped by his laser eyeballs, then pounded into the ground by his increased strength. Then he breathes on you with his nuclear banana breath, and you turn into a banana split sundae. At that point, the mutant gorilla decides to quit beating you up and just eat you. EAT'D BY A MUTANT GORILLA'D!! I wish Queenie C would post more often. |
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| Author: | Ian911299 [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:13 am ] |
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Granted, but you don't notice since she posts on a different forum. I wish I could obtain the ultimate knowledge. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:17 am ] |
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You do. It turns out to be 42. But you forgot the question, so it doesn't do you any freaking good. And some mice take over the universe. I wish Pinky and The Brain were still on TV. |
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| Author: | Rogue Leader [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:18 am ] |
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They are. But they jumped the shark and is now the epitome of terribleness. I wish that I could beat Sunset Riders. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:23 am ] |
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Your wish comes true, and now you can beat "Sunset Riders" However, now that you can do it, you don't want to. You'd rather do something challanging, something that you don't know that you can do or not. I still wish cheesburger were free. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:31 am ] |
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You get up in front of all the cheeseburgers of the world and make a grand speech about how they shouldn't tolerate being oppressed by people who eat them. Your speech is met by cheers of, "DOWN WITH THE MEAT CLOWN!!" and "I REFUSE TO BE EATEN!!" and "LYNCH THE HAMBURGLAR!!" The cheeseburgers start a national revolution, and people in fast food places around the planet are attacked by disgruntled cheeseburgers. The cheeseburger revolution is televised, and all the burger places have to start selling chicken sandwiches instead. And Chik-Fil-A ends up ruling the world. Except on Sundays, when they're closed. Then Colonel Sanders takes over. It was a long and complicated process, but now the cheeseburgers are FREEEEEEE!! I wish weiner dogs were big enough to ride. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:35 am ] |
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Your wish comes true, and you are eaten by a weiner dog as you attempt to ride it. You were very tasty and went good with Ketchup. I wish the freed cheesburgers of the world would rise up and free the chicken sandwitches. (I'm eating one right now) |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:38 am ] |
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As you try to eat your sandwich, the cheeseburgers of the world rise up and attack you, saying, "DEATH TO THE OPPRESSORS!! LIBERATION!!" CRAP BEAT'D OUT OF'D BY CHEESEBURGERS'D!! I wish I had my own robot dinosaur that I could control. |
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| Author: | Ian911299 [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:41 am ] |
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Granted! You now have your very own robot Greymon! Congratulations! Unfortunately, it has a malfunction and blows up in your face! I wish nobody else would post on this thread for the rest of eternity. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:43 am ] |
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Your wish comes true, and you had your own Robot Dinosaur that you could control. However, you don't have it anymore becasue you lost control of it and it went  TOMP: TOMP: TOMP: all over the city. The military final had to shoot it with missiles and big guns, so now it's a smoking pile of rubble.
I wish Jane's Fleet Command wouldn't keep crasing all the time. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:45 am ] |
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IAN: Oh, great! Now the thread gets like 2 jillion replies a second. In fact, the replies come so fast, and are filled with so many simulposts, that no one can even keep track of what's going on. But people still feel compelled to post, even though it's no fun anymore. Finally, the Forum server gets so overwhelmed, that the Wiki crashes, and JoeyDay has to hire Canadienne assassins to get rid of you. Well, if you're going to die, might as well be by the hands of Canadienne assassins. They're cute, anyway. But you're still dead. Sarge: It quits crashing. Unfortunately, it uses all your system resources, and you can't turn it off now. The only way to get your system back is to completely beat the game, but it's too hard. You now cannot stop playing the game, and end up starving to death. I wish all clowns a splode. |
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| Author: | Ian911299 [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:49 am ] |
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Granted. Too bad they "a splode" when you're standing next to them. I wish for someone who'll never do me any harm. |
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| Author: | Ian911299 [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:50 am ] |
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Didymus wrote: IAN:
Oh, great! Now the thread gets like 2 jillion replies a second. In fact, the replies come so fast, and are filled with so many simulposts, that no one can even keep track of what's going on. But people still feel compelled to post, even though it's no fun anymore. Finally, the Forum server gets so overwhelmed, that the Wiki crashes, and JoeyDay has to hire Canadienne assassins to get rid of you. Well, if you're going to die, might as well be by the hands of Canadienne assassins. They're cute, anyway. But you're still dead. Um... I don't get how that ruined my wish. I wished that nobody would post for the rest of eternity. Not everybody! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:54 am ] |
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Granted. You get YOUR MOM!! She's overprotective and overbearing, so you never get to have any fun for the rest of eternity. And she severely scrutinizes all your potential girlfriends and scares them all away. I wish I could save like a jillion dollars on my car insurance and get a free taco. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:55 am ] |
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Ian, your wish comes true, and a dead person magicly appears next to you. He's dead, so he can't harm you, but he creaps you out. Didymus, your wish comes true, and you save jigilions of dollars on your car insurace, and you get a freee taco, too. However, the taco was kind of bland and very messy, and the shell cracks when your try and eat it and it spills taco-stuff all over the front of your favorite shirt. Oh, and jijjilon isn't a word, so you didn't actualy save any moeny on car insurace. I wish I could endlessly wish for good things and never run out of wishes. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:57 am ] |
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The djinni overloads and a splodes, killing you in the process. Nice going! You killed the djinni AND yourself! I wish the djinni looked like Krista. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:59 am ] |
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The djinni now looks like Krista, but Kirsta now looks like a toad, which makes her so mad that she beats you with a stick. I wish I had some way to keep this thread going for another day or so. |
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| Author: | Ian911299 [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 1:05 am ] |
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It still is going. You just wasted your wish. I wish to be well-liked and really popular! I wish to be just like Paul McCartney! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 1:12 am ] |
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*tinkly magicky music* BLING! You turn into Paul McCartney. You can't eat meat anymore, and Michael Jackson jips you out of all your royalties. I wish flying pizzas would attack InterruptorJones. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 1:16 am ] |
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Your wish comes true, and flying pizzas attack InterruptorJones, shooting peperoni and mushrooms at him. However, he just eats the flying pizzas, and your evil plan ends up providing him with several free meals. I wish Pizzas really could fly, and we could rise them while snacking on their surfaces. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 1:22 am ] |
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Granted. And InterruptorJones ends up becoming the Dark Sith Lord of the Universe, due to him being the one who discovered the Pizza Drive. And using his plastic Light Saber of Evil, he wages a great war against the forces of the Free Republic of Liberated Cheeseburgers and Chicken Sandwiches. A great galactic battle ensues, and you end up getting killed when Darth Jones invents the Death Calzone, a giant stuffed pizza with which he destroys entire star systems. I wish that beautiful lady that just walked in would talk to me. |
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