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Granted. She wants to tell you that she thinks you're a jerk, then she abruptly slaps you!

I wish for true love to come my way.

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Your wish comes tru, and true love does indeed come your way, but your one true love dies a horrible horrible death before your eyes, leaving you a broken shell of a person.

I wish I was sweet and hugable.

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Granted. You become a Teddy Bear. A girl rips off your head.

I wish I didn't have SAT stress

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GENGHIS KHAN!!!!!

Granted. Now you have GHT stress (whatever that is).

I wish there was no such thing as a ruined wish.

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*BLINNGG!* The whole Wish thread disappears, and the universe a splodes. And you get hit in the face with a banana cream pie for some reason. BANANA CREAM PIE'D IN THE EYE'D!!

I wish Marzipan would go on a date with Coach Z.

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Granted, Coach Z forgot his wallet and was sentenced to jail because he didn't pay 18 cents to Bubs.

Then he told everybody in FCUSA (excluding homsar) to hate you. Now Homsar follows you around asking you "AaAaAaAaA where can I get this time tomorrow?"

You are now a loser because you hang out with one

I wish that actually happens

The above described scenario actualy happens, and wich point the Brothers Chaps intervene and sue you for copyright infringment. You settle with them out-of-court for an undisclosed sum, but lets just say you won't be buying a new car anytime soon.

I wish I could sue someone for copyright infringement.

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You can. You lose and have to pay five million dollars in legal fees.

I wish I got a perfect score on the SATs.

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GENGHIS KHAN!!!!!

You do. They think you cheated. They proved themselves right. You banned.

I wish I invented something so awesome they'll write me in the books among Einstein and all other famous smarties.

Granted. Too bad it was detonator to the sun.
The whole Earth is... microwaved


I wish for nothing execpt a pie...crumb.....on my shirt.

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Your wish comes true, but a starving man sees this and kills you for the crumb.

I wish I had another pizza pop left.

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Granted, but it ate you, ask why? It was hungry for revenge.

I wish that I had a square of chocolate.

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You get a square of chocolate. But it's two-dimensional and has no mass. You try to pick it up, and your fingers phase right through it.

I wish the Rib-Meister would go on tour in my town.

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Your wish brings to life an entity known as the Rib-Meister, an extradimentional being obsessed with eating ribs. He then promptly eats your rib cage, leaving your guts spilling out all over the floor, which is really inconvenient for you 'caseu you just washed that floor and now you have to die on it.

I wish bell peppers could be used as actual bells.

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Granted, but now they don't taste so magically delicious. I come to your house and kill you for ruining one of my favorite veggies.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

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Granted, now you don't have to go to school. in fact you don't have to do anything 'casue you're dead.

I wish the Poopsmith were real.

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Granted. You marry him.

I wish I lived in the H*R universe.

Granted, you turned into a generic character
You are now far from the popular characters.
One day you got hit by a falling concession stand
"Hot time" said Bubs.

I wish Gloria B. would fail on her part of the deal

Whoever Gloria B. is, she fails on her part of the deal. Congratulations! You got what you wanted!

... now what? You find yourself very bored because you can't find anything to do.

I wish for a new pair of underwear.

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Granted but they are paper thin and smell like grandmas.

I wish I had flash.

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Granted, but then you get a seizure from your computer flashing all the time!

I wish for world peace.

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Granted, but everyone but you is dead.


I wish good grades.

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Granted, but they're not for you.

I wish people could be more understanding.

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Granted but then a bomb hit.

I wish that I had super powers.

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Granted. Batman gets jealous, and calls bats to suck out your eyes.

I wish Clan had a sign of intelligence.

Granted. He becomes the smartest person on the forum. However, all his intellectual babble gets on your nerves, and drives you mentally insane.

I wish I had something tasty that wasn't poisonous.

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Granted. You have been eaten by a lion. You were quite tasty, and not posionous at all.

I wish I had a snow-globe collection.

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*BLING!!* You have a snow globe collection. They're all of the planet Hoth. One features a teeny tiny wompa eating a tauntaun (but you have to look REEAAALLLLY close to see it). The rest of them are extremely boring.

I wish Darth Jones would convert to the Light Side of the Farce.

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Wish Granted, but you are the sith. Lightsaber'D!

I wish I could be bubs.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Granted. You could be Bubs. You ain't, but still, you could.

I wish this bottle of water was filled with Root Beer instead.

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