Granted. Too bad it was detonator to the sun.
The whole Earth is... microwaved
I wish for nothing execpt a pie...crumb.....on my shirt.
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| Author: | Ian911299 [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:51 am ] |
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Granted. She wants to tell you that she thinks you're a jerk, then she abruptly slaps you! I wish for true love to come my way. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:00 am ] |
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Your wish comes tru, and true love does indeed come your way, but your one true love dies a horrible horrible death before your eyes, leaving you a broken shell of a person. I wish I was sweet and hugable. |
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| Author: | Rogue Leader [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:31 am ] |
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Granted. You become a Teddy Bear. A girl rips off your head. I wish I didn't have SAT stress |
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| Author: | Ian911299 [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:38 am ] |
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Granted. Now you have GHT stress (whatever that is). I wish there was no such thing as a ruined wish. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 9:48 pm ] |
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*BLINNGG!* The whole Wish thread disappears, and the universe a splodes. And you get hit in the face with a banana cream pie for some reason. BANANA CREAM PIE'D IN THE EYE'D!! I wish Marzipan would go on a date with Coach Z. |
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| Author: | 20X6_chairscoot [ Sun Jan 29, 2006 4:48 am ] |
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Granted, Coach Z forgot his wallet and was sentenced to jail because he didn't pay 18 cents to Bubs. Then he told everybody in FCUSA (excluding homsar) to hate you. Now Homsar follows you around asking you "AaAaAaAaA where can I get this time tomorrow?" You are now a loser because you hang out with one I wish that actually happens |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:38 pm ] |
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The above described scenario actualy happens, and wich point the Brothers Chaps intervene and sue you for copyright infringment. You settle with them out-of-court for an undisclosed sum, but lets just say you won't be buying a new car anytime soon. I wish I could sue someone for copyright infringement. |
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| Author: | Rogue Leader [ Sun Jan 29, 2006 2:31 pm ] |
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You can. You lose and have to pay five million dollars in legal fees. I wish I got a perfect score on the SATs. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Sun Jan 29, 2006 4:25 pm ] |
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You do. They think you cheated. They proved themselves right. You banned. I wish I invented something so awesome they'll write me in the books among Einstein and all other famous smarties. |
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| Author: | ikwaylx [ Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:46 pm ] |
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Granted. Too bad it was detonator to the sun. The whole Earth is... microwaved
I wish for nothing execpt a pie...crumb.....on my shirt. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Jan 29, 2006 8:16 pm ] |
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Your wish comes true, but a starving man sees this and kills you for the crumb. I wish I had another pizza pop left. |
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| Author: | Jonn-E [ Sun Jan 29, 2006 8:20 pm ] |
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Granted, but it ate you, ask why? It was hungry for revenge. I wish that I had a square of chocolate. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:49 pm ] |
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You get a square of chocolate. But it's two-dimensional and has no mass. You try to pick it up, and your fingers phase right through it. I wish the Rib-Meister would go on tour in my town. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:40 am ] |
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Your wish brings to life an entity known as the Rib-Meister, an extradimentional being obsessed with eating ribs. He then promptly eats your rib cage, leaving your guts spilling out all over the floor, which is really inconvenient for you 'caseu you just washed that floor and now you have to die on it. I wish bell peppers could be used as actual bells. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:27 am ] |
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Granted, but now they don't taste so magically delicious. I come to your house and kill you for ruining one of my favorite veggies. I wish I didn't have to go to school. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:30 am ] |
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Granted, now you don't have to go to school. in fact you don't have to do anything 'casue you're dead. I wish the Poopsmith were real. 
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:35 am ] |
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Granted. You marry him. I wish I lived in the H*R universe. |
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| Author: | 20X6_chairscoot [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:04 pm ] |
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Granted, you turned into a generic character You are now far from the popular characters. One day you got hit by a falling concession stand "Hot time" said Bubs. I wish Gloria B. would fail on her part of the deal |
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| Author: | Ian911299 [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:33 pm ] |
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Whoever Gloria B. is, she fails on her part of the deal. Congratulations! You got what you wanted! ... now what? You find yourself very bored because you can't find anything to do. I wish for a new pair of underwear. |
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| Author: | Jonn-E [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:35 pm ] |
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Granted but they are paper thin and smell like grandmas. I wish I had flash. |
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| Author: | Ian911299 [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:42 pm ] |
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Granted, but then you get a seizure from your computer flashing all the time! I wish for world peace. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:11 pm ] |
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Granted, but everyone but you is dead. I wish good grades. |
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| Author: | Ian911299 [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:17 pm ] |
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Granted, but they're not for you. I wish people could be more understanding. |
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| Author: | Jonn-E [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:18 pm ] |
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Granted but then a bomb hit. I wish that I had super powers. |
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| Author: | Douglas [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:22 pm ] |
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Granted. Batman gets jealous, and calls bats to suck out your eyes. I wish Clan had a sign of intelligence. |
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| Author: | Ian911299 [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:40 pm ] |
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Granted. He becomes the smartest person on the forum. However, all his intellectual babble gets on your nerves, and drives you mentally insane. I wish I had something tasty that wasn't poisonous. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:10 pm ] |
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Granted. You have been eaten by a lion. You were quite tasty, and not posionous at all. I wish I had a snow-globe collection. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:36 pm ] |
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*BLING!!* You have a snow globe collection. They're all of the planet Hoth. One features a teeny tiny wompa eating a tauntaun (but you have to look REEAAALLLLY close to see it). The rest of them are extremely boring. I wish Darth Jones would convert to the Light Side of the Farce. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:07 am ] |
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Wish Granted, but you are the sith. Lightsaber'D! I wish I could be bubs. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:30 am ] |
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Granted. You could be Bubs. You ain't, but still, you could. I wish this bottle of water was filled with Root Beer instead. |
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