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It is. But you're holding it upside down, so you ruin both the beer and the carpet. You slap your head when you realised what you just did, still holding the bottle. The bottle broke and so did your head. And also your chair when you fell down unconcious. Then you broke your back.

I wish I invented a car engine that could run thousands of miles, using only a drop of water as fuel.

You invent this super fuel-efficient car. Unfortunately, the only way to make it that efficient was to sacrifice mass. The car is so small, even Homestarmecium and Strongbadiophage can't fit in it. TOO FREAKING SMALL'D!!

I wish Garfield would get his butt kicked by Bucky Katt.

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Your wish comes true. Garfeild and Bucky Katt get into a cat fight, and Garfieild is the loser. However, this results in Odie filling in for Garfeild in his comic strip while Garfeild recuperates. odie becomes more popular that ever, and since you hate Odie even more than Garfeild, you go insane.

I wish it wouldn't snow so much.

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Granted. Now it rains too much

I wish my brother was younger than me.

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Granted. You're 135 years old. You die.

I wish I could fall asleep instantly whenever I wanted to how often I wanted to, and I could also wake up instantly whenever I wanted to how often I wanted to, and that this wish wont be ruined by me not waking up or somehow dying or being harmed in any way.

Granted. Unfortunately, this wish is ruined be everyone else dieing and being harmed in every way. You are alone, the last man alive.

I wish you wouldn't respond to my wishes.

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Granted. You get no more wishes. In fact, you can't even post on the Forum anymore, because Darth Jones smacks you with his Plastic Light Saber of Bannination so hard, you end up in the middle of next week.

I wish I had more time.

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Granted. However, since i'm in the middle of next week, it will take eight days for your extra time to show up.

I wish I haddn't been knocked into the middle of next week by Darth Jones.
(Despite me being in the middle of next week, I'm posting this through the magic of a wish I will make eight days from now).

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Granted! Your first wish of wishing not to have any wishes granted is granted and none of your wishes on this game showed up, nobody can understand the game, and everyone now hates you. Darth Jones Knocks you into the middle of 2 weeks from now for it.

I wish I was the best drummer in the world.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

You are the best drummer in the world. But then on one of your world wide tours you jump in the croud to go body surfing and you crush an innocent man and cause madness with people dying everywhere...Isnt that great!

I wish the next person to post wouldnt use the letter "e".

Your wish occurs as you wanted, but now you can't say A, I, O, or U.
I wish I had a Cherry Cola.

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Hey W_nted h_d _n "E" _n _t

(Hey wanted had an "E" in it)

Duh'oh!

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While You guys are arguing, I wish that Trogdor was my best friend.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Ok, Trogdar was your best friend. And then he burninated you by acident one day, and the two of you haven't spoken since. Mostly 'casue you're a small pile of burnt ashes now, samll bunrinated ashes.

I wish that salt was less salty.

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Salt isn't very salty anymore, and the world implodes because of this paradox. GAME OVER'D.


I wish I had absolute control of magic from the 5th dimension and all of its magical creatures who will do my bidding for free for all eternity.

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Granted, but absolute power corrupts absolutely, so you abuse your powers and wind up destroying the world. Thanks a lot.

I wish I had chunky black boots that fit me and are awesome.

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Your wish comes true. However, you are now mistaken for a hooker wherever you go.

I wish Pairs Hilton would just admit that she's mentaly retarded.

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Granted, but she's given a TV show to discuss the problems of getting over it.

I wish that I could be a spy.

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Youir wish comes true, and you could be a spy. Trouble is, you don't actualy WANT to be a spy. You were just momentaraly enamored with the concept of being a spy. Actualy being a real spy requires a level of commitment and dedication that most people simply don't have.

I wish in was far more eloquent and charismatic than I am now.

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*Bling!* the word "in" is now far more eloquent and charismatic than you are. And so are the word, "Ni!", "Peng!", and "Newomp!"

I wish That Really Mean German Guy Whose Name You're Not Supposed To Say In Forums hadn't been so mean.

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You think your wish might have come true, but since you didn't actualy say the name of the object of your wish, the Wish Genie isn't gonna tell you if he granted your wish or not.

I wish candy would fall from the sky each time it snows.

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It does. The snow is candy. The snow is cold, sticky, bad tasting, goopy, and you can't make anything with it. You just ruined snow and candy. Everyone kills you for it.

I wish that I had my Ipod back.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

You get it, but all the songs were erased and replaced with demonic wailing that hypnotizes you into running around naked in public,

I wish I had some tacos.

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You have tacos, but they kill someone, and their family sues you and that's $ 50,000 bucks out of your pocket.

I wish I owned the Stairway to Heaven.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Your wish comes true. You now have Tacos, Grandé. These tacos are jumbo-sized, especial spicy, and filled with extra tomatoes and cheese, yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado, yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado, Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno, y el chile relleno. And now you just gotta... have a tostada... carne asada. That's right, you want the whole enchilada. Your only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla, you need a quesadilla. You love to stuff your face with tacos al carbón... with your friends, or when you're all alone. Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero, un burrito ranchero. Well, there's not a taco big enough for a man like ye, that's why you order two or three. Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip, it's really good with bean dip.

I wish I could get jiggy with it.

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Granted! You get jiggy with it, and it is your 47 year old grody 348 pound cigar smoking uncle. He dosen't like being jiggied with.

I wish *again* that I owned the Stairway to Heaven.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

You now own the "Stairway to heaven" However, it collapses on you, ironicly crushing your spirit.

I wish I owned a copy of the old "Xanadu" album. That was a good album.

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Granted! You put it in your CD player when it explodes and melts. Try wishing again.

I wish that you would wake me up when September ends.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Granted. You'll wake up at the end of September, year 3075, by which time the evil robot lords have taken over. Yay?

I wish an invincible money tree would sprout in my yard and attack anyone (but me!) that comes near it.

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