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Granted. However, this money tree grows Japanieze Yen, in 1¥ denominations. It sheds it's bills once a year, in the fall, and most of it blows away before you have a chance to rake it all up. To prevent you (or your neigfbours) from spending this money, the Japaniese government secretly sends a special team of crack ninja-trained tree doctors to kil your money tree. You wake up one morning and a small, neatly trimmed Bonsai tree has mysteriously replaced your money tree.

I wish Shadowrun was still made by FASA.

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The Finlandian Aeronautics and Space Administration? All your twenty sided dices get launched into space. Try using your Combat Pool now!

I wish flying tacos would attack Europe.

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Done. World hunger is solved. Ding!

I wish you liked to sing-a, about the moon-a and the june-a and the spring-a, like to sing-a...!

Granted! Crap! I like singing that kind of stuff, well when I die of annoyance I send evil spirits to haunt you for the rest of your life and you die when they jam you into the sewer grate.

I wish that nobody could ruin my wish.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Granted. You wished for ethernal pain, by the way.

I wish computer games never had bugs or cheats or other glitches.

Granted! You have to remember that it is "The Cheat" not just "cheat". Either way, your computer dosen't ever have The Cheat on its screen anymore. As far as your'e concerned, The Cheat dosen't exist.

I wish that I was blind.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

*BLING!* You are now blind. You are also deaf, lame, and stupid as well. Man, did you ever get the short end of the stick.

I wish the oceans were made of coffee.

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You end up drinking so much coffee you die.

I wish I had the Folding Chair of Thwacky so Mandy can sit on something other than Phil's lap.

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You get the FCOT+3 alright! UPSIDE THE HEAD!! So many times, in fact, that your skull gets bashed in to a pulp. Mandy now has something to sit on: YOUR LIFELESS MANGLED CORPSE! She builds a throne from your skeleton and feeds your entrails to her cat.

I wish DAA Bulls would play DAA Bears.

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[/game] Nope, the Fredonian Aeronautics and Space Administration. They sold the Shadowrun franchise to Wizkids LLC and then folded.


Done. Mandy sits in the folding chair, which imediately collapes into a black hole, swallowing the earth.

I wish I could shoot someone with a lazer gun.

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Yog Sothoth cancelled the game.

I wish I could battle Didymus.

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Done. Only it's not a fair fight. You've got a sword. Didymus has a Clan Jade Falcon Omnimech. You charge Didymus with your sword. Didymus shoots you with a ultracannon and then stomps all over you. You never get up again.

I STILL wish I could shoot someone with a lazer gun.

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You get a lazer gun. You promptly shoot Clan with it. You immediately get arrested and sent to prison for, like, an hour or two.

I wish Christmas was every day of the year.

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Granted. Because it is Christmas every day of the year, you have to keep buying presents for family and friends. And old high school friends. You quickly run out of money. BANKRUPT'D!

I wish for a pizza. Simple enough.

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You receive a plain cheese Pizza. Right in the face. The burning-hot cheese scars you for life, but it's really tasty.

I wish Flamey McGassy was real.
http://www.markfiore.com/animation/flamey.html

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granted! Unfortunately, he kills himself shortly after because everyone teases him for his weird name.

I wish my Spanish homework was done.

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get LOST

Concedido. Su preparación española ahora se hace, pero se acribilla con malos errores del deletreo.

Deseo que comía un poco de Taco Bell.

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From what I could make out of Babel Fish's "Desire that ate a little I mark Bell." I suppose you want to eat Taco Bell. You eat about half but then choke and die.

I wish I could write, read, speak and understand all languages perfectly.

Granted! You win the Nobel Peace prize for world unity, and then someone kills you for it like lots of famous people.

I wish that I could give all my enemies a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

You give all your enemies a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. But what you didn't realize was that all your enemies had .357's, with which they proceed to shoot you, aiming with their remaining good eyes. Of course, since they lack depth perception, their aims are a little off. The first few hit you in the junk, the next few take off your left ear, and the final few puncture your stomach, which, as any combat veteran will tell you, is the most severely painful way to die.

I wish Senor Cardgage was the principle of my local high school.

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Granted. All of the Kedlets get freaked out.


I wish I was stone free.

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Granted! However, since you can't stone heathens at scalding lake anymore all your friends there send you home. You find Trogdor has burninated your home, so you go-a-questing and when you finally make it to his cave he kills you, and then people make a statue of you. GAME OVER'D!

I wish that I achieved my lifelong dream of becoming the greatest moviemaker of all time, and had a career of 40 years getting the greatest hit movies.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Your movies don't make enough cash to make sequels, sadly.

I wish I could get the Folding Chair of Thwacky +133 for using on any enemies or Hilary Duff haters.

(Seriously, I will not let peeps do that kind of crap)

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Granted. Too bad it's a timebomb that's set for 1 second.
You Die.
I wish that I had a robot.

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You get a robot. In fact, you get two of them. CLICK HERE to see a pic of them.

I wish Wal-Mart were a benevolent company dedicated to preserving human dignity and making the world a better place.

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Granted! They are truly into it, for about 2 days. But you realize it is just a scheme and when half of America starts shopping there, they take over the world.

I wish that I had unlimited wishes that couldn't be ruined.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

The djinni just looks at you and says, "No way, Jorje! This job is complicated enough as it is!"

I wish Trogador would do battle with the Giant Grape Nuts Robot in St. Louis...I mean...Tokyo.

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Granted! Trogador and the Giant Grape Nuts Robot do battle in the town of Tokyo, Missouri, population: your drunken uncle.

EDIT: I wish I'd remembered to wish.

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get LOST

Granted! You did! Goood for you!

I wish I had a hot chick for a loyal girlfriend.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

granted but she wants to stay hot and spends all your money on make up, and skimpy expensive clothes, you may be broke, but you got a hot loyal girl there

I wish for a Giant well constructed Mech

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