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Your wish comes true, and you get a giant, well-construched mech, but there's no fuel or ammo for it.

I wish I'd won last night's game of Monopoly.

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Granted. You win last night's game of Monopoly. With more than a million dollars at the end of the game and hotels on every proprety you own. The other players kill you out of jealosly.

I wish a giant squid would fall on Clan rHrN.

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(THANK YOU.)

Granted. The squid goes on a rampage and destroys Forumopolis, and you. You dead.

I wish I wasn't so sick and tired.

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Granted.

You're dead, which means you're not sick and tired at all!Yay!

I wish I was the giant squid I refered to last post.

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Granted. Considering you're a squid out of water, you die pretty quick. There is a wonderful abundance of calamari.

I wish I could do a good imitation of Homsar.

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Granted. Unfortunately, you forget what your own voice sounds like and use Homsar's for the rest of your life, much to the annoyance of everyone around you. (And I know this would happen because I imitate him all the time-- it's hilarious.)

I wish I wasn't hyper so I could get to sleep.

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Granted, however this condition is permenant, so you never wake up.

I wish they'd bring back the original Batgirl.

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Granted. But she's so old. She dies on the first episode.

I wish the poopsmith really did talk

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The Poopsmith talks only about poop.

I wish I was friends with Mandy. (F'real)

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Granted. You are now friends with Mandy F'real, some creepy girl you knew in 3rd grade. You are not, however, friends with Shippinator Mandy. (like that's ever gonna happen :rolleyes: )


I wish for a fish.

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Granted, you get a Great White Shark. It eats you. You = very dead.


I wish CLan would talk about something else than, Hilary Duff, Jinzo, Mandy, Stu, using the FCOT+3 and anything else that he says that annoys EVERYONE!

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Granted, but he wasn't annoying anybody except for Jello B. Oh, and he hates Devil.of.Firewalls.

I wish BTG wouls stop making up bunches of lies about me.

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He's not making any lies about you.



I wish weekends were 3 days instead of 2.

[Clan, your always whining about "Jello B. is attacking me!". Well, it seems to me it's the other way around.]


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That's already happened. (Friday)

Anyhoo, I wish that everyone wouldn't be annoyed at me for no reason at all.

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This will only be granted if ACT right.

(Friday's not a weekday for me.)

I wish I never had to do homework.


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Granted. You fail school, are forced to drop out.


I wish I was a Roman Soldier

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Granted. You're killed in some sort of war on your first day on the job.

I wish I had a better computer.


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Granted, you had a better computer. You don't have it anymore. Be carefull how you phrase your wishes. :mrgreen:

I wish for a bottle of some sort of frosty malt beverage.

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Granted. Here's your Frosty Sewage Malt. Enjoy!

I wish I knew stuff.

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Gtanted. You knew "Stuff", but you forgot most of it.

I wish for a BETTER frosty malted beverage. :sm:

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Granted. You get the Best Malt Ever. It is, however, poisoned. You dead.

I wish I remembered stuff.

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Granted, you remember some stuff you'd rather forget. All of the embarasing moments of your life come flooding back.

I wish for water; pure, refreshing, non-posionous, non-toxic, non-carbonated, bottled, cold, water.

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You remember everything that's ever happened to you. You realise that like 80% of what you remembered was stuff that you'd rather not have remembered. You get locked up in the mad house while crying about how painfull your birth was.

I wish all lifeforms in the universe would be nice to eachother.


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Okay, I'll ruin both of these:

Sarge: You get water. More specificlly, you get the entire contents of the Atlantic Ocean poured on your head. In bottles. You dead.

DukeNuke: All lifeforms in this universe are nice to each other. When aliens from another universe invade, we have no way to stop them. YOUR EARTH A SPLODE.

I wish for more wishes.

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You just wasted a wish, as all wishes in this thread are always *free.

I wish I had a Big Mac here with me right now that I could eat.

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Granted. However is has been poisoned you turn into a fly and get stepped on.


I wish for a new name.

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Granted. You get the name "Wendy".
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I wish I had skittles.... again.


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The skittles go straight to your hips.

I sure wish Phil and Rya would fall in love with each other

(Yeah, I'm a PhilxRya shipper)

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granted. They were beetle flavour. You gag and gag. Then you realease gas for some reason.Your head a splode.
I wish I knew the clonels secret recipe(Y'now the KFC guy.He made tasty chicken)

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Granted. You die after knowing it's awesomeness.

I wish I had more bubble gum.


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