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Your wish comes true, and you get a giant, well-construched mech, but there's no fuel or ammo for it.

I wish I'd won last night's game of Monopoly.

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Granted. You win last night's game of Monopoly. With more than a million dollars at the end of the game and hotels on every proprety you own. The other players kill you out of jealosly.

I wish a giant squid would fall on Clan rHrN.

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(THANK YOU.)

Granted. The squid goes on a rampage and destroys Forumopolis, and you. You dead.

I wish I wasn't so sick and tired.

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Granted.

You're dead, which means you're not sick and tired at all!Yay!

I wish I was the giant squid I refered to last post.

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Granted. Considering you're a squid out of water, you die pretty quick. There is a wonderful abundance of calamari.

I wish I could do a good imitation of Homsar.

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I don't know what I'm doing with my life...I'm thinking of going into...MALE MODELING!

Granted. Unfortunately, you forget what your own voice sounds like and use Homsar's for the rest of your life, much to the annoyance of everyone around you. (And I know this would happen because I imitate him all the time-- it's hilarious.)

I wish I wasn't hyper so I could get to sleep.

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64-Chapter 36: Swords Dunce

Granted, however this condition is permenant, so you never wake up.

I wish they'd bring back the original Batgirl.

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Granted. But she's so old. She dies on the first episode.

I wish the poopsmith really did talk

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The Poopsmith talks only about poop.

I wish I was friends with Mandy. (F'real)

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Granted. You are now friends with Mandy F'real, some creepy girl you knew in 3rd grade. You are not, however, friends with Shippinator Mandy. (like that's ever gonna happen )


I wish for a fish.

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Granted, you get a Great White Shark. It eats you. You = very dead.


I wish CLan would talk about something else than, Hilary Duff, Jinzo, Mandy, Stu, using the FCOT+3 and anything else that he says that annoys EVERYONE!

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Granted, but he wasn't annoying anybody except for Jello B. Oh, and he hates Devil.of.Firewalls.

I wish BTG wouls stop making up bunches of lies about me.

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He's not making any lies about you.



I wish weekends were 3 days instead of 2.

[Clan, your always whining about "Jello B. is attacking me!". Well, it seems to me it's the other way around.]

That's already happened. (Friday)

Anyhoo, I wish that everyone wouldn't be annoyed at me for no reason at all.

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This will only be granted if ACT right.

(Friday's not a weekday for me.)

I wish I never had to do homework.

Granted. You fail school, are forced to drop out.


I wish I was a Roman Soldier

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Granted. You're killed in some sort of war on your first day on the job.

I wish I had a better computer.

Granted, you had a better computer. You don't have it anymore. Be carefull how you phrase your wishes.

I wish for a bottle of some sort of frosty malt beverage.

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Granted. Here's your Frosty Sewage Malt. Enjoy!

I wish I knew stuff.

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Gtanted. You knew "Stuff", but you forgot most of it.

I wish for a BETTER frosty malted beverage.

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Granted. You get the Best Malt Ever. It is, however, poisoned. You dead.

I wish I remembered stuff.

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Granted, you remember some stuff you'd rather forget. All of the embarasing moments of your life come flooding back.

I wish for water; pure, refreshing, non-posionous, non-toxic, non-carbonated, bottled, cold, water.

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You remember everything that's ever happened to you. You realise that like 80% of what you remembered was stuff that you'd rather not have remembered. You get locked up in the mad house while crying about how painfull your birth was.

I wish all lifeforms in the universe would be nice to eachother.

Okay, I'll ruin both of these:

Sarge: You get water. More specificlly, you get the entire contents of the Atlantic Ocean poured on your head. In bottles. You dead.

DukeNuke: All lifeforms in this universe are nice to each other. When aliens from another universe invade, we have no way to stop them. YOUR EARTH A SPLODE.

I wish for more wishes.

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You just wasted a wish, as all wishes in this thread are always *free.

I wish I had a Big Mac here with me right now that I could eat.

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Granted. However is has been poisoned you turn into a fly and get stepped on.


I wish for a new name.

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Granted. You get the name "Wendy".
0__o

I wish I had skittles.... again.

The skittles go straight to your hips.

I sure wish Phil and Rya would fall in love with each other

(Yeah, I'm a PhilxRya shipper)

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granted. They were beetle flavour. You gag and gag. Then you realease gas for some reason.Your head a splode.
I wish I knew the clonels secret recipe(Y'now the KFC guy.He made tasty chicken)

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Granted. You die after knowing it's awesomeness.

I wish I had more bubble gum.