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Granted. Your brain overloads and a'splodes all over your clean white carpet. Pity.

I wish my couch was on fire.

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Granted. That knowedge is more than could posibly be contained in one human brain, though; you head a-splode.

I wish I'd stop having these crazy dreams. :eekdance:

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Granted! You have those crazy dreams. Those are worse.

I wish that I was Strong Mad.

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Granted: You now must cominucate only in nearly inenteligable one or two-word phrases.

I wish I has more Salsa. :kot:

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Granted! The salsa burns off your tongue and you miss the superbowl. It turns out whoever you didn't want to win wins. Thats $100 out of your pocket.

I wish that I had a cool pseudoname.

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Granted. Everyone calls you ICE and they used blowdryers to warm you up until you exploded from heat...explosion.

I wish I was alive in the 80's.

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Granted. You were born on the day before New Years in 1989.

I wish my yard suddenly caught fire.

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Granted! Your yard catches fire and destroys your priceless Star Trek collectible garden gnome. You knew you should have insured that.

I wish that I owned a cool cruise ship.

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Granted. It's really cool, but not very sturdy. You crash into a rogue ice cube and drown everyone.

I wish for a grand piano.

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You get a grand piano. It is very grand. If only anyone within a 50 mile radius could teach you the piano.

I wish that I could punch some of these posters in the face in person and they couldn't hurt me.

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Granted. They can't hurt you, but their lawyers can... in the wallet.

I wish for a giant squid statue.

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Granted! It has a lot of tentacles. You trip over one and break every bone in your body.

I wish that I was the administrator of these forums.

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Granted, you now have the burden of maintaining and overseeing the operation of one of the server that these forums rely on. For no pay.

I wish I had a white-light LED flashlight.

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You get the cool flashlight. Unfortunately, the Good Sith Lord (go figure!) Darth Jones mistakes it for a light saber and interprets your holding it as an attempted attack. He chops you into tiny bits. You make good pizza toppings for Hannibal Lector.

I wish the Steelers hadn't won last night.

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Granted. The Aliens won last night. Won the UNIVERSE, that is. We're all taken as slaves. Good jorb.

I wish I could steal money with my MIND.

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You steal lots of money with your mind. The Brain Police come and throw you in Mind Prison. That'll mind-learn ya!!

I wish Hanz and Franz were my personal trainers.

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Granted! but you can't understand their Hanz and Franzian accent, a whole lot of good that does to you. You end up getting chased into a gorilla pit and get mauled.

I wish that I was best friends with Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt, and Tre Cool, the musicians in Green Day.

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Your wish comes true, and you go on tour with the Green Day musicians, only to be inadvertently crushed to death when a enourmous "Green Day" sign acidentaly falls on your during a performance at Wemblem Stadium.

I wish I worked on The Daily Show With John Steward.

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You do. You're that guy who cleans the place after the show.

I wish there was no religion.


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Your wish comes true. Um.. I can't see a downside to that one... but I have to, 'cause the game compells me.. so... uh... the pope becomes unemployed and blames you for his downfall. He's a peacfull man, but he's been pushed to his breaking point. He stalks you for twenty years and makes your life a living heck.

I wish AMD would hurry up and mass-produce the Socket AM2 CPUs already. :pom:

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Granted. They cost a ridiculous amount of money. Good luck finding one.

I wish I had the crossbow from Oddworld Stranger's Wrath. (and I knew how to use it, and I had ammo for it)

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Granted! But those chipmunks are your only ammo and they run away. The only thing you can do with it now is whack enemies on the head.

I wish that I never had to sleep.

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Granted. Unethical sleep research scientists lock you away an perform various experiments on you.

I wish my Mac 'N Cheese was more cheese and less mac.

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*BLINGGG!!* Mac and Cheese turns into Goldfish and Cheese. And by "Goldfish" I mean actual real-live fish that swim around in bowls, not the tiny fish-shaped crackers. And now you have to swallow your Goldfish and Cheese whole and live, and you can feel them wiggling around in your stummy.

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Your wish comes true. Um.. I can't see a downside to that one... but I have to, 'cause the game compells me.. so... uh... the pope becomes unemployed and blames you for his downfall. He's a peacfull man, but he's been pushed to his breaking point. He stalks you for twenty years and makes your life a living heck.

That, and now EVERYONE goes to heck.

I wish I had a nice KeySwordTar.

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Granted: You now have a nice keyswordtar. And no idea how to use it. It collects dust on a shelf.

I wish i didn't have a cold. :achoo:

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You recover from your cold. But now, instead of a cold, you now have the hots. For Ramrod. Jibbly.

I wish turnips could dance and sing.

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They can, but they refuse to. So there's not realy any change.

I wish the next person won't be Clan.


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Granted. Um...but I AM Mandy. And because of this, I shall run around singing the Bacon Man song.

But at least I'm not Clan!

I wish Bonus Stage would come back. :(

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Bonus Stage does come back, but he's old now and he just isn't cool any more.

I wish Firaxis would release a new Civ 4 patch already.

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It comes back, but they have to hire scab actors to play the characters. It's just not the same.

I wish I had a bunch of robots to do my yard work.

SIMULPOST'D!! The next wisher answers mine and Sarge's.

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