Granted. That knowedge is more than could posibly be contained in one human brain, though; you head a-splode.
I wish I'd stop having these crazy dreams.
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:15 am ] |
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Granted. Your brain overloads and a'splodes all over your clean white carpet. Pity. I wish my couch was on fire. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:23 am ] |
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Granted. That knowedge is more than could posibly be contained in one human brain, though; you head a-splode. I wish I'd stop having these crazy dreams.
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| Author: | topofsm [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:40 am ] |
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Granted! You have those crazy dreams. Those are worse. I wish that I was Strong Mad. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:56 am ] |
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Granted: You now must cominucate only in nearly inenteligable one or two-word phrases. I wish I has more Salsa. 
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| Author: | topofsm [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:24 am ] |
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Granted! The salsa burns off your tongue and you miss the superbowl. It turns out whoever you didn't want to win wins. Thats $100 out of your pocket. I wish that I had a cool pseudoname. |
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| Author: | Kevin DuBrow [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:15 am ] |
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Granted. Everyone calls you ICE and they used blowdryers to warm you up until you exploded from heat...explosion. I wish I was alive in the 80's. |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:19 am ] |
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Granted. You were born on the day before New Years in 1989. I wish my yard suddenly caught fire. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:23 am ] |
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Granted! Your yard catches fire and destroys your priceless Star Trek collectible garden gnome. You knew you should have insured that. I wish that I owned a cool cruise ship. |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:28 am ] |
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Granted. It's really cool, but not very sturdy. You crash into a rogue ice cube and drown everyone. I wish for a grand piano. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:33 am ] |
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You get a grand piano. It is very grand. If only anyone within a 50 mile radius could teach you the piano. I wish that I could punch some of these posters in the face in person and they couldn't hurt me. |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:36 am ] |
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Granted. They can't hurt you, but their lawyers can... in the wallet. I wish for a giant squid statue. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:39 am ] |
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Granted! It has a lot of tentacles. You trip over one and break every bone in your body. I wish that I was the administrator of these forums. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:56 am ] |
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Granted, you now have the burden of maintaining and overseeing the operation of one of the server that these forums rely on. For no pay. I wish I had a white-light LED flashlight. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:25 pm ] |
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You get the cool flashlight. Unfortunately, the Good Sith Lord (go figure!) Darth Jones mistakes it for a light saber and interprets your holding it as an attempted attack. He chops you into tiny bits. You make good pizza toppings for Hannibal Lector. I wish the Steelers hadn't won last night. |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:40 pm ] |
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Granted. The Aliens won last night. Won the UNIVERSE, that is. We're all taken as slaves. Good jorb. I wish I could steal money with my MIND. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:43 pm ] |
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You steal lots of money with your mind. The Brain Police come and throw you in Mind Prison. That'll mind-learn ya!! I wish Hanz and Franz were my personal trainers. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:50 am ] |
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Granted! but you can't understand their Hanz and Franzian accent, a whole lot of good that does to you. You end up getting chased into a gorilla pit and get mauled. I wish that I was best friends with Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt, and Tre Cool, the musicians in Green Day. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:22 am ] |
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Your wish comes true, and you go on tour with the Green Day musicians, only to be inadvertently crushed to death when a enourmous "Green Day" sign acidentaly falls on your during a performance at Wemblem Stadium. I wish I worked on The Daily Show With John Steward. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:35 pm ] |
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You do. You're that guy who cleans the place after the show. I wish there was no religion. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:47 pm ] |
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Your wish comes true. Um.. I can't see a downside to that one... but I have to, 'cause the game compells me.. so... uh... the pope becomes unemployed and blames you for his downfall. He's a peacfull man, but he's been pushed to his breaking point. He stalks you for twenty years and makes your life a living heck. I wish AMD would hurry up and mass-produce the Socket AM2 CPUs already. 
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:14 pm ] |
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Granted. They cost a ridiculous amount of money. Good luck finding one. I wish I had the crossbow from Oddworld Stranger's Wrath. (and I knew how to use it, and I had ammo for it) |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:19 pm ] |
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Granted! But those chipmunks are your only ammo and they run away. The only thing you can do with it now is whack enemies on the head. I wish that I never had to sleep. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:07 am ] |
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Granted. Unethical sleep research scientists lock you away an perform various experiments on you. I wish my Mac 'N Cheese was more cheese and less mac. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:52 pm ] |
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*BLINGGG!!* Mac and Cheese turns into Goldfish and Cheese. And by "Goldfish" I mean actual real-live fish that swim around in bowls, not the tiny fish-shaped crackers. And now you have to swallow your Goldfish and Cheese whole and live, and you can feel them wiggling around in your stummy. Quote: Your wish comes true. Um.. I can't see a downside to that one... but I have to, 'cause the game compells me.. so... uh... the pope becomes unemployed and blames you for his downfall. He's a peacfull man, but he's been pushed to his breaking point. He stalks you for twenty years and makes your life a living heck.
That, and now EVERYONE goes to heck. I wish I had a nice KeySwordTar. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:04 pm ] |
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Granted: You now have a nice keyswordtar. And no idea how to use it. It collects dust on a shelf. I wish i didn't have a cold. :achoo: |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:20 pm ] |
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You recover from your cold. But now, instead of a cold, you now have the hots. For Ramrod. Jibbly. I wish turnips could dance and sing. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:48 pm ] |
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They can, but they refuse to. So there's not realy any change. I wish the next person won't be Clan. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:09 pm ] |
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Granted. Um...but I AM Mandy. And because of this, I shall run around singing the Bacon Man song. But at least I'm not Clan! I wish Bonus Stage would come back. 
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:11 pm ] |
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Bonus Stage does come back, but he's old now and he just isn't cool any more. I wish Firaxis would release a new Civ 4 patch already. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:11 pm ] |
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It comes back, but they have to hire scab actors to play the characters. It's just not the same. I wish I had a bunch of robots to do my yard work. SIMULPOST'D!! The next wisher answers mine and Sarge's. |
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