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You had a pencil. But you lost it.

I wish for a pencil. No, wait, I found one. Huh. That was easy.
Ok, I wish for a Pen instead.

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Granted! Here's a pen! You'll need to buy some ink though.

I wish that I was a butterfly.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Yeah, you're a butterfly. Enjoy your three-day life-span.

I wish for a analgesic.

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Here ya go. Whopsie, you choke on it. No, wait, you made it. But you know, it only took away the pain, not the cause of it. You die without knowing why.

I wish for candy. Candy candy candy cany. And two more candies.

Granted! Here's some candy. It's called illegal drugs. The police come and bust you. Police'D!

I wish that my ear didn't hurt.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Granted. Your ear falls off. Now it doesn't hurt anymore, but your whole head does.

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Granted; nothing.

I wish this wish won't be granted.

Since you didn't wish for anything and wished that that wish not be granted, you are in violation of the game rule that states that you must not try to perplex nor attempt to confuse the Wish Geenie. Your head explodes.

I wish for a large Liquid Cooling system for my PC.

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Granted. You didn't specify HOW large, though. It's the size of a small moon. It throws the Earth off its axis and into the sun. Good job.

I wish people would spell "genie" right. ( 1 "e", people!)

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The Wish Genie like you for pointint this out, however, the Djini, the Geiene, and the Jeanie vehemntly disagree. The begin to argue, and to plaut the argument to rest and restore peace they agre not to grant your wish. However, a mischevious Genie Cadet, McGeeGee Djin, tries to grant your wish and ends up turning you into a bowl of chicken noodle soup. You'll be happy to know that your broth is delicious.

I wish for a nice plate of waffles, maple syrup on the side, hold the butter.

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Granted. However, you only wished for it to exist, you didn't say where. It appears next to some fat guy instead of you, and he scarfs them down.

(by the way, your last spoil was great)

I wish I was a wish-spoiling genie.

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You do realize that the correct spelling is Djinni.

*GHI-Yoinyoing!* [/magical djinni sounds]

You are now a wish-spoiling djinni. Of course, all it entails is the power to answer on this thread, which you already had. Except now your lower body is made of smoke. Happy now?

I wish Sarge had a little teeny tiny head.

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Aug! I've got a little tiny head! But all my muscles double in size.

I wish for a teleportation device that I can also use to time-travel.

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Granted. However, it's very inaccurate. You try to travel to your house 1 day from now and end up stuck inside a dinosaur a million years ago.
Nice going, Marty McFly.

I wish to RULE THE INTERNETS! (bwa ha ha!)

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Granted. Too bad your subjects are all gramatically challenged middle-schoolers obsessed with DBZ and Naruto.

I wish for a new computer, with a better graphics card and a faster processor.

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Granted! you move it into your cramped apartment and It looks great there. here's a link to it, http://www.tomw.net.au/2002/beowul1b.jpg

I wish that I never made this wish.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

You never made the wish. Instead, you wished for a spamburger. Now those singing Vikings wonder around singing your praises. And there was much rejoicing! Yay!

I wish no two people were not on fire.

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There not on fire, There on Water.

I wish to know of a Wish.

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You never made the wish. Instead, you wished for a spamburger. Now those singing Vikings wonder around singing your praises. And there was much rejoicing! Yay!

Happy now?

I wish those bloody Vikings would go Vike someplace else.

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They go Vike at your place. You get evicted.

I wish I could just go to bed.

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Sig?

You got to bed but it devours you. Now you can go to Bed FOREVER!

I wish i had the ability to shoot beams from my eyes.

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Granted. Only they are steel I-Beams, and they don't shoot so much as fall out of your eyes. Now you're blind and your feet are crushed.

I wish for a new lightbulb.

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Sig?

You get a new lightbulb. You also get a brand new pair of Daisy Dukes. Jibbly!

I wish I had incriminating pictures of Santa Claus.

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You do, but there All have you on it, And even santa claus has your face on it

I wish i could stop time.

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You freeze time. Unfortunately, you cannot unfreeze it, so you are stuck forever in a world where everyone else, and everything, is frozen in time. And since anything you try to touch is frozen in time, you can't take, move, or otherwise manipulate anything.

I wish not...pigeons.

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Granted. The world's pigeon population instantly vanishes. The primary food source for many urban and sub-urban predators is now gone. Without this food source, they begin to attack the only other animal as plentiful and delicious as pigeons: man.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.

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You become one, But it ends in 50 seconds.

I wish i had the powers of a Cat.

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You have the powers of a cat. You become extremely lazy, kick small dogs, and eat lots and lots of lasagne.

I wish I had more cowbell.

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EDIT: didn't see you post there.

Granted: You get more cowbell, but now all you can say is cowbell, and all you ever hear anymore is cowbell. You go insane and carve Will Ferell and Christopher Walken's initials into your brain, killing you.

I wish I was good at sports.

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You become very good at sports. So good, in fact, that you can't stop playing them. The IRS hunts you down for failing to do your taxes.

> Puree

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